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Dr. Wily II · **Reply #600 on:** January 04, 2009, 07:59:36 AM

Granted, but now you overwork everyday.

I wish the term breaks were longer...

Quickman · **Reply #601 on:** January 04, 2009, 08:05:39 AM

Granted. The breaks cut into scheduled class time, and you never get the required education. You fail the Finals as your classes never covered anything else due to the long breaks. You never earn your degree, no thanks to those long breaks. And those breaks are awfully boring, too.

I wish I had an apartment.

Machina · **Reply #602 on:** January 04, 2009, 08:08:48 AM

Granted. The door to your apartment is down this long trap-filled corridor. The landlord estimates it'll be about a week before you slip up and get pulverized by the rapidly descending ceiling. Low rent, though...

I wish I were more motivated to exercise...

Archer · **Reply #603 on:** January 04, 2009, 03:49:30 PM

Granted, you don't do anything but exercise.

I wish I was, uh... bringing sexy back.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #604 on:** January 04, 2009, 06:22:33 PM

Granted. Unfortunately, the "sexy" you're bringing back is the kind that turns on Big Bubba. You know, that fat, hairy, smelly guy that loves his cellmates very, very much.

I wish I had my own catgirl maid.

Police Girl · **Reply #605 on:** January 05, 2009, 12:12:53 AM

Granted, but she Bites you and Steals your money.

I wish My Dreams were real so I would be as crazy as I am.

Alice in Entropy · **Reply #606 on:** January 05, 2009, 01:34:43 AM

Granted. You dream of a giant fork on legs chasing you and shouting obscenities. Just to add insult to it, your dreams don't work anymore after that.

I wish I could settle on a good design for Enigma...

MegaTuga · **Reply #607 on:** January 06, 2009, 08:47:32 PM

Granted. but its 10000000 times smaller than you thught (nothing occured me

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I wish that Portuguese was the world main language

Archer · **Reply #608 on:** January 07, 2009, 05:37:49 AM

Granted, but it doesn't matter because you forget how to speak it.

I wish I was actually funny.

HyperSonicEXE · **Reply #609 on:** January 07, 2009, 05:38:48 AM

Granted, but now you have an annoying sitcom laughtrack play whenever you tell a joke.

I wish some other gaming company would buy up Sonic!

Kit · **Reply #610 on:** January 08, 2009, 04:30:49 PM

Granted, but they totally revamp him and now he is lost in the sands of time of good video gaming.

I wish I could sing better.

Archer · **Reply #611 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:30:15 PM

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish I had one an awesome looking car.

Sniper X · **Reply #612 on:** January 08, 2009, 06:37:04 PM

Granted, but the car is not working.

I wish there's no such thing as wars.

Kit · **Reply #613 on:** January 08, 2009, 08:53:24 PM

Granted, but then we launch all the nukes into the atmosphere and then years later when we've fixed our problems,
they come back to earth and destroy us.

I wish I could have some pocky.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #614 on:** January 08, 2009, 08:55:01 PM

Granted. It's a new experimental Medicinal Pocky.

I wish I could draw people better.

Solar · **Reply #615 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:00:38 PM

Granted, but you get in an accident and your arms need to be amputated.

I wish I had more weeks of vacations

Archer · **Reply #616 on:** January 08, 2009, 09:02:01 PM

Granted, but you have nothing to do in that time.

I wish I could make my voice dramatic.

Yami Blade · **Reply #617 on:** January 08, 2009, 11:31:33 PM

Granted, but you die after proclaiming that Soylent Green is People.

I wish for my own private tank

Kit · **Reply #618 on:** January 09, 2009, 01:42:29 AM

Granted, but they forgot to give you ammunition with it.

I'm wishin' for a snowstorm so I don't have school.

Protoman Blues · **Reply #619 on:** January 09, 2009, 06:58:53 AM

Granted. The snowstorm turns out to be a Hurriphoonado which destroys everything in it's path, killing millions. (Man I love The Onion)

I wish the next issue of Green Lantern is as [tornado fang]ing awesome as the one I just read.

TeaOfJay · **Reply #620 on:** January 09, 2009, 07:18:51 AM

Granted, but the two issues being so awesome cause a blackhole that destroys the universe. If it's any consolation, the comic was really [tornado fang]ing awesome, and so is the black hole.

I wish for a fuller wallet. I'll be needing it this year what with all the games coming out.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #621 on:** January 09, 2009, 08:56:24 AM

Granted, but it has a bigger hole now.

I wish for my laziness to go away...

Archer · **Reply #622 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:11:18 PM

Granted, but yo have nothing to do and you explode.

I wish I didn't have to go in 5 hours.

Dr. Wily II · **Reply #623 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:47:49 PM

Granted, now you have to go in 5 minutes.

I wish that the coming term will be easier.

Archer · **Reply #624 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:50:04 PM

Granted, nut you become stupider making it just as hard.

I wish that I had more money.

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