Make a Wish and have it horribly corrupted, RPM Edition!

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Reply #1100 on: March 24, 2013, 04:16:46 AM
Granted, but he spends all the time talking to his agent in a very boring voice unexpected of him.

I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.

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Reply #1101 on: March 24, 2013, 07:10:19 AM
Granted, but it turns out like this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQx-guzx2s[/youtube]

[spoiler]I can smell you. [/spoiler]

I wish Rick Moranis was God.

Edit: Ninja'd.

You can't be just some dude with that post count...

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Reply #1102 on: March 24, 2013, 07:11:28 AM
^That video.

Granted, unfortunately all children are shrunken as a result.

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Reply #1103 on: March 24, 2013, 07:26:57 AM
Granted, but it's racist chicken. Okay with gay people, but otherwise....

I wish for a talking closet.

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Reply #1104 on: March 24, 2013, 11:13:21 AM
Granted but it tells you to come out of it.

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Reply #1105 on: March 24, 2013, 11:29:40 AM
Granted, but then it wakes up the neighbors,too.

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Reply #1106 on: March 24, 2013, 03:32:27 PM
Granted, now you're a dirt.

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Reply #1107 on: March 24, 2013, 03:50:46 PM
Granted, but now your neighbors' dogs ends up harrassing the poor thing, 24/7.

I wish I lived on another planet.


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Reply #1108 on: March 24, 2013, 09:46:17 PM
Granted, but the natives on that planet treat you like an outcast.

I wish for a high-end PC.


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Reply #1109 on: March 24, 2013, 11:10:15 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you get cocky and overclock it a bit too high and blow the processor.

I wish my brother wouldn't sit there and giggle at his youtube videos next to me while I'm reading.


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Reply #1110 on: March 25, 2013, 02:28:55 AM
Granted. He now sits there and giggles at cat gifs that Ruri posts on Tumblr while you're doing taxes.

Because nobody granted it, I wish from-scratch networking wasn't so hard.

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Reply #1111 on: March 27, 2013, 06:27:24 AM
Granted. It's easy but you're still fired.

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Reply #1112 on: March 27, 2013, 06:29:34 AM
Granted but all the baskets contain Raspberries as an ingredient.

I wish my tastes were less picky.

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Reply #1113 on: March 27, 2013, 06:45:25 AM
Granted, now you won't eat anything but non-food.

I wish I could stop time.



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Reply #1114 on: March 27, 2013, 08:34:45 AM
Ruri posts on Tumblr

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.



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Reply #1115 on: March 27, 2013, 02:15:19 PM
I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but now that you stopped time, Ruri was unable to reply to that post. Not only that, you realize you can't restore time, nor undo the wish.

I wish I had telekinesis.


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Reply #1116 on: March 31, 2013, 05:12:01 PM
Granted, but it has an auto-lock-on to girls' skirts.

I wish I had my vacation back.

[tornado fang] you.

No really, [tornado fang] you.

This is the most insulted I've ever been my whole time on this site.
A pleasure doing business with ye.

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Reply #1117 on: April 04, 2013, 07:20:46 PM
Granted. There's now a giant VACATION tattoo on your back.

I wish healthy cereal was actually good.


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Reply #1118 on: May 18, 2013, 01:31:00 AM
Granted, now everything else you eat tastes bitter and sour.

I wish I could dance



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Reply #1119 on: May 18, 2013, 02:02:00 AM
wish granted

but you can't STOP dancing and tunnel yourself directly into the core of the earth

I wish that I wasn't out of lemonade.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #1120 on: May 18, 2013, 03:25:42 AM
Wish granted. You are now swimming in a house full of lemonade. Boy that was way too easy to corrupt.

I wish my friend wasn't in such a hard position.

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Reply #1121 on: August 22, 2013, 12:26:02 PM
I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.



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Reply #1122 on: August 22, 2013, 01:57:43 PM
I grant your wish but now your friend is between a rock and a hard place.

I wish I had some kind of musical talent.

Granted. But now there are bunch of [dark hold] critics, who still think they're musical talent is better than yours, yet they got nothing to prove they're more talented and try to assassinate you out of jealousy.



I wish money wasn't the pinnacle of trade.


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Reply #1123 on: August 26, 2013, 10:48:25 PM
think their* musical
YOUR WISH WAS CONFISCATED BY THE GRAMMAR POLICE
*jk. the pinnacle of trade is now sex.

I wish LOVE2D didn't house all of its game files in an insecure renamed ZIP file. Or at least allowed password encryption.

Actually, an easier wish: I wish I could find an artist for this game.

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Reply #1124 on: August 27, 2013, 01:45:17 AM
Granted. Now you have an artist who will create anything except what the game needs :D



I wish I could make a Mega Man fan game were you fight my all favorite robot masters and it had wily wars graphics.

I lost to Guts Man and only cried for 5 hours.

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