What did you learn today?

[Police Girl]

i learned not to leave my pockets open as that leads to losing things of questionable value.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I learned that my house is very poorly heated.
[tornado fang]ing it's fifty years old.

Oh, and I know how to TYPE in Japanese.

日本語です!

[ZeroCracked]

I learned that my house is very poorly heated.
[tornado fang]ing it's fifty years old.

Oh, and I know how to TYPE in Japanese.

日本語です!

I envy you. The second part, that is.

The first part, well, sorry.

On an unrelated note, I learned today that my Dad's signature Hot Dog Soup gets better and better each time he makes it.

[GP Aznable]

I learned that only morons wield oversized blades. That's WAY too heavy.

[ZeroCracked]

I learned today that my brother is never touching my GC again.

[Quickman]

I relearned O Tannenbaum.  I used to know it back in third grade, I'm just refreshing a poor memory now.

[Deadpool]

I learned that if a woman shoots you in the leg, when she could have shot you in the head, that she loves you.

I got this lesson from Deadpool : Curse of the Mutants Issue 30 (The Vampire Issue)

[Karasai♪]

How to make moving words!

[Sakura Leic]

Dude your signiture is way too big.

[Karasai♪]

Dude your signiture is way too big.

I fixed it now.

that was a fail.....

[Sakura Leic]

I fixed it now.

that was a fail.....

Well that's good but should they be running backwards?

[Karasai♪]

They're doing the Moonrun

[Sakura Leic]

Okay then.

[Police Girl]

I learned that online interactions can be fun if the people you are interacting with aren't assholes.

[Mirby]

an alligator's sex is determined by the temperature of the water at which they are born

[Sapphire Knight]

I learned that Mayumi Tanaka (the woman who provides Luffy's Japanese voice) also does the Japanese voices of Krillin, Baba, and Yajirobe from the Dragonball series, Megaman Volnutt/Trigger, Koenma from Yu Yu Hakusho, Kirby in Kirby's Avalanche, and the Japanese dubbed voices of Tony Toponi (An American Tail), Skippy Squirrel (Animaniacs), Babe (Babe and Babe: Pig in the City), Rusty (Full House), and John Connor (Terminator 2).

[Quickman]

That my nose can gush quite a volume of blood when it wants to.

[Burst]

I learned how to do this. Σ

It's Fn Alt K K 8.

[ZeroCracked]

I learned that my mother's small dog just popped out three smaller dogs.

Edit: Whoops, and there's number four.

[Burst]

I learned my name in French is eclater, with an apostophe on the first e.

[Mirby]

So it's éclater?

[Burst]

Yes, may I ask how you did that, and also if there is a seperate function that allows you to capitalize it?

[VixyNyan]

You press the apostrophe key first (which will be kept in memory).
Then you type any letter and the letter will have it on the top of it. ^^
If you want it the other way around, hold shift and press that key.

É é È è

[Mirby]

I used alt keycodes for that...

[Burst]

Thank you very much Vixy! 

Today, I learned no matter how long I am in a relationship with a woman, my freind is always going to want to hook me up with new chicks.

Part this. 

...But also part this. 

He rules.