Topic: Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[Amatiramisu]

I just saw this article about the lightsaber crossguard too.
http://techcrunch.com/2014/11/28/here-star-wars-i-fixed-your-force-awakens-lightsaber-crossguard-for-you/?ncid=rss&cps=gravity

I like this one better.

[Quickman]

I got out one of my lightsabers and my katana blade (my only sword with a crossguard) and demonstrated for Mabel the stupidity of having two lightdirks as a crossguard.

The size of that stupid crossguard would prove more dangerous to the user.  We know that lightsaber duels favor the flourish, and if you were to do a simple figure-8 flourish, would you cut off your arm at the wrist and gut yourself with that crossguard.

In terms of a practical battle style, the crossguard would end up harming you more than your opponent.  You'd be stabbing yourself with it as you fought, and cutting off your own arm just by swinging.

It's stupid and was clearly designed by someone who has absolutely no idea how bladed melee weapons work.

[Sakura Leic]

Hench why my brother thought the lightsabers were cool, he didn't think about the practically.

[Quickman]

If I had a video camera, I'd film myself attempting to flourish with that saber, using broken nunchucks duct-taped to the hilt as stand-ins for the crossguard.

[Phi]

I beat Bayonetta 2. Oh my [parasitic bomb] you can equip a Chain Chomp, which is chained to your leg. A CHAIN [tornado fang]ing CHOMP.

It attacks enemies automatically, and of course, you can preform combos with it, combining the attacks with whatever secondary weapon you have. Right now, I'm using the whip and the Chain Chomp and it feels INCREDIBLE to use them in combos. It looks hilarious and badass, at the same time.

In terms of the battle system, Bayo 2 is a [tornado fang]ing masterpiece. EASILY one of the best action games I've ever played, if not the very top. That's a tall order. So much variety to suit your playstyle.

[Sakura Leic]

So my abuela had some tortilla chips, velveeta cheese and little cheddar cheese squares.  So I put some cheddar into the velveeta to make it taste tolerable.

[ViperAcidZX]

I beat Bayonetta 2. Oh my [parasitic bomb] you can equip a Chain Chomp, which is chained to your leg. A CHAIN [tornado fang]ing CHOMP.

It attacks enemies automatically, and of course, you can preform combos with it, combining the attacks with whatever secondary weapon you have. Right now, I'm using the whip and the Chain Chomp and it feels INCREDIBLE to use them in combos. It looks hilarious and badass, at the same time.

In terms of the battle system, Bayo 2 is a [tornado fang]ing masterpiece. EASILY one of the best action games I've ever played, if not the very top. That's a tall order. So much variety to suit your playstyle.

And this why I needed a Wii U badly.
That and a PC.

[Quickman]

Oh, TFN lives again.  Their servers couldn't handle traffic of that magnitude.

[Sakura Leic]

I almost locked myself in my Abuelos bathroom, the lock was stuck.

[Protoman Blues]

Yeah, the new Lightsaber makes little sense. Hehe, I have no real problem with it though!

[Sakura Leic]

My room has better light!

[Fxeni]

Well, I think the new lightclaymore will be fine... I'm sure they planned out its use well enough, looks aside.

[Quickman]

I'm still not sure if hype or just gas.

[Police Girl]

You know, I get that you want to protect the kiddies Nintendo. They're easily influenced and parents flip their [parasitic bomb] over that stuff.

But why the [tornado fang] am I getting stuff disallowed because its inappropriate on PERSONA [tornado fang]ing Q? You see the rating? its a [tornado fang]ing M, they swear in game and I'm betting Mara's chilling out somewhere in there, yet because of the off chance some dumbass buys this for their 9-year old thinking "Oh look at the cutesy graphics there's no way this rating is correct" I can't use anything that might offend them? (I was barred from doing whatever it was I wanted to type in on stuff that wouldn't be visible to anybody but me anyway.)

[tornado fang]ing hell.

[Sakura Leic]

Oh Nintendo.

[Phi]

You know, I get that you want to protect the kiddies Nintendo. They're easily influenced and parents flip their [parasitic bomb] over that stuff.

But why the [tornado fang] am I getting stuff disallowed because its inappropriate on PERSONA [tornado fang]ing Q? You see the rating? its a [tornado fang]ing M, they swear in game and I'm betting Mara's chilling out somewhere in there, yet because of the off chance some dumbass buys this for their 9-year old thinking "Oh look at the cutesy graphics there's no way this rating is correct" I can't use anything that might offend them? (I was barred from doing whatever it was I wanted to type in on stuff that wouldn't be visible to anybody but me anyway.)

[tornado fang]ing hell.

What are they censoring in the game, exactly? Names?

[Quickman]

*farts*

Huh.

Apparently that was just gas.

[Dr. Wily II]

OH GOD
*runs*

[Police Girl]

What are they censoring in the game, exactly? Names?

Honestly I think it was when I was setting up a party in the squad setting. That or it was when I was going to name my Streetpass Book "Touko Clft" (Because lolnamelimits) and it spit that out at me.

Again, where does that sound like its explicit or inappropriate?

[Phi]

Hm, that's strange.

[Sakura Leic]

Oh god.....the Chao wallpaper stares into your soul.

[Phi]

Are you talking about the 3DS themes?

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah I was looking through the themes they added and then looked at the Chao Wallpaper.....

Also curious what the Christmas themes will be like.

[ViperAcidZX]

Oh god.....the Chao wallpaper stares into your soul.

Dr. Wily II has a new protege now?

[Phi]

I recently purchased the Gunvolt theme. There's both a Gunvolt and Mighty Gunvolt theme.

They're the closest you'll ever get to a Mega Man theme.