I Hate You
Inside Greedo's Cantina...
Protoman Blues - *addressing the table* "...and while saving Sector 1701 from the Logic Demons, I was almost married to the princess of the planet of speedily wed people. And that is why I haven't been able to write any GoRPM's these past two years!"
Ninja Lou - "....he was in Japan trying to get a Figma PB figure made."
Quickie - "Did he succeed?"
Ninja Lou - "No. No he did not. In fact, I believe he was in jail for two years for sexual harassing the president of the company?"
Quickie - "Isn't the president a guy?"
Ninja Lou - "I don't even know anymore!"
Protoman Blues - "Well now that I've triumphantly returned to my authordom, what should I write about?"
Quickie - "Sex?"
Protoman Blues - *writes that down* "On the list already, but you can't go wrong with sex squared!"
Ninja Lou - "How about a YuGiOh tournament?"
Protoman Blues *secretly writes that down for a future RP* "I don't think members are going to make a full deck list. Plus that would go on forever! Dumb idea, Lou. Just...dumb!"
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Quickie - "How about a race around the world, like the Flash & Superman did?"
Protoman Blues - *writes that down* "Fantastic idea, Quickie!"
Ninja Lou - "...um, sex?"
Protoman Blues - "Sex cubed? Don't you think that's a little disturbing, Lou? You sick [tornado fang]!"
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Protoman Blues - "Maybe I'll write a story about my adventures while I was away saving the galaxy these past couple of years!"
Ninja Lou - "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! YOU WERE IN JAIL!"
Protoman Blues - "Ooooh, and some more seussian rhymes. Something special for X-Mas. RPM Chopped..." *writes down ideas*
Ninja Lou - "I hate you!"
Quickie - "He's not listening to us anymore!"
Ninja Lou - "Yeaaaah, that tend to happen when his imagination starts running wild!"
Quickie - "How do you put up with it?"
Ninja Lou - "I've installed a holodeck in my room. I kill 30 holographic PB's a night!"
Protoman Blues - *off in his own little world* "The Sexventures of Roll-Chan X!"
Quickie - "Does it help?"
Ninja Lou - *smiles while taking a drink* "Like you wouldn't believe!"
Quickie - "How much did it cost?"
Ninja Lou - "I'd rather not discuss it. Let's just say....I hate him!"
Quickie - *Very curious and summons her puppy dog face* "Ummm, can I come over and kill Holo PB tooooo?"
Ninja Lou - *shocked at puppy dog face* "AHHHHH!!! I mean, sure!"
Protoman Blues - "OH, AND SUPER PB BROS!"
Ninja Lou - "YOU DID THAT ALREADY, YOU ASS!"
I've missed writing these. Although lord knows I'm probably rusty. Anyway, since I don't think I'm ever going to be able to make a drawn GoRPM comic, I'll go back to these! They're still fun to do!
Who knows when I'll get to some of the ideas mentioned. If previous fans of these remember, my brain works in mysterious ways! Either way, THREAD UNLOCKEDED!
