Only Lou Can Prevent Forest Rangers
At PB’s new Sexy Hot-el...
Borockman - *handing PB a bag of money* “We can’t thank you enough for this, PB!”
Protoman Blues - “Oh pish posh, think nothing of it guys. You know how much I love writing this kind of stuff!”
Taiyo - “That’s why we came to you in the first place. By the way, nice hotel here!”
Protoman Blues - “Hot-el, Taiyo. Kinda like saying Kal-el, you must put emphasis on the Hot, seeing as how this hot-el has a geothermal power source, which is great for the Hot Spring room. Either way, you can thank Flame for the design.”
Flame - *in the background installing the surround sound porn music speaker system* “Hey guys!”
Borockman - *yells at Flame* “Nice designs, Flame!” *turns to PB* “So, when will you have the backstory done by?”
Protoman Blues - “Hopefully in a few days. I’ll try to get in touch with Aaron too and see if he can make a theme.”
Taiyo - “Oh that’d be sweet. Well, we’ll let you get to work now. See ya later, PB!”
Protoman Blues - “Glad I could help!” *starts talking to himself* “Hmmm, well these Rangers will definitely need a talking tree....”
Days later, at Greedo’s Cantina, Borockman, Kitsu, Taiyo, & Quickie are hanging out at a table...
Borockman - *sees Ninja Lou walk in* “Hey Lou, over here!”
Ninja Lou - *sits down* “Hey Borock.”
Quickie - “We ordered a pitcher of Sangria. You want?”
Ninja Lou - “Immensely!”
Kitsu - “Is everything alright?”
Ninja Lou - “You wouldn’t freakin’ believe the day I had. First off, Hitomi is being an ass by sending these.....I don’t even know what the [tornado fang] they were, but they came after me in swarms. THEN, I find out that I’m not getting any hours this week from my part-time gig. I needed the extra cash for X-Mas and [parasitic bomb]...”
Kitsu - *the pitcher of Sangria is put on the table* “Thank you. Wait, extra cash? But aren’t you a Ninja for hire?”
Ninja Lou - *pouring himself a glass* “It doesn’t pay as much as it use to, what with robot assassins and Apple’s new iKill on the market. Hell, Ninja-ing barely pays the bills anymore.”
Quickie - *pours herself a glass and takes a drink* “Maybe you should consider professional arching?”
Taiyo - “I hear the benefits for that are pretty good!”
Ninja Lou - “Meh, I’m not really evil enough to arch. Either way, I’m just glad this day is over. It can’t get any worse!”
This scene is interrupted quickly by PB...
Protoman Blues - “Hey there, loyal readers! PB just stopping in quickly to say that what was said above is only for story purposes. There is no way in hell that Lou would ever, EVER utter the words “it can’t get any worse” after a really bad day. Oh, and help control the pet population and have your pets spayed and neutered. Now, back to the story...”
Borockman - *drinking Sangria* “Sounds pretty rough Lou. Ah well, time to just relax and wash away the day!” *toasts*
Ninja Lou - *toasts* “Cheers. So, what’s up with all of you?”
Kitsu - *drinking Sangria* “Well, this week I [tornado fang]'d seven guys to death. It’s amazing really, how many guys will die if it means a night of fantastic sex.”
Quickie - “I was thinking about expanding and making another Cantina in the now empty Southern Land.”
Taiyo - “Yeah, I was thinking of opening up a new place there as well. It’s a surprise!”
Borockman - “Come to think of it, I don’t have any place really. Oh yeah, and we’re all waiting for PB to finish up our Ranger back story.”
Ninja Lou - *twitches* “Come again?”
Kitsu - “Oh yeah, PB is creating a Power Ranger back story for us. The idea is to make a Power Rangers Forest Force team. Since we know how much PB likes making Rangers, they asked him to write the back story & such.”
Quickie - “Yeah, and when Kit and I overheard this, we canceled our bra shopping plans and asked PB to write us in as Rangers. Once PB finishes writing it, we’re gonna ask Hitomi to use her powers to make us into the Forest Rangers.”
Kitsu - *excited* “I’M GONNA BE THE FIRST FEMALE RED RANGER!”
Ninja Lou - *chugs his entire glass of Sangria* “....What? N-NO! I had finally broken him of his Ranger habit. You don’t know what it was like hanging out with him then, hearing all the old songs, trying to Morph in public, saying Morphanominal ALL. THE. TIME.”
Quickie - “...actually I do. It was kinda fun to...”
Ninja Lou - *not paying attention to Quickie* “NO! I MUST PUT A STOP TO THIS!” *teleports out*
Taiyo - *notices his empty glass* “...soooo, I guess we’re all gonna cover for him?”
Quickie - “Yeah!”
Borockman - “I suppose so!”
Kitsu - “...I don’t have any money!”
Meanwhile, back at PB’s Sex Shack...
Protoman Blues - *typing*
“...and the evil creature NightFlame fell to the Earth on his Meteor of Evil Fire. Master Oak Barkbeard, the great tree in the Grotto of Equity, could sense that the forests of the world, and its inhabitants, would face dire peril unless something was done. So he asked his servant Root, a Forest Sprite, to search for 5 special individuals who would protect the forest against this new threat. These five individuals each had the spirit of the divine woodland creatures of the forest within their hearts; Noble and majestic like a Doe, Kitsu was chosen to lead them as the Red Deer Ranger. Aggressive and strong willed like a Woodpecker, Taiyo was chosen to be the Green Woodpecker Ranger. Powerful and caring like a Beaver, Borockman was chosen to be the Blue Beaver Ranger. Intelligent and fast like a Squirrel, Quickie was chosen to be the Yellow Squirrel Ranger. Dominant and horny like a Rabbit, PBPB was chose to be the Pink Rabbit Ranger. Master Barkbeard presented the five with their Woodland Morphers, and as they...”Suddenly, Ninja Lou teleports into PB’s study...
Ninja Lou - *wielding his swords* “NO! NO MORE! THIS INSANITY ENDS HERE AND NOW!”
Protoman Blues - *tosses Lou a copy of Macross Ultimate Frontier for the PSP without even looking at him* “Here you go!”
Ninja Lou - *catches it* “NICE!”
Protoman Blues - *still not even looking at Lou* “Hey, you wanna be the 6th Rabid Badger Ranger?”
Ninja Lou - *unwrapping game and half paying attention* “Wha? Yeah sure, why not! Well, I’m gonna take off now. My PSP is at home!”
Protoman Blues - *still not looking at him* “Be seeing you!”
Ninja Lou teleports out...
Protoman Blues - *typing*
“...and as they received them, Master Backbeard explained that all they would have to do to activate their Woodland Morphers would be to shout out, WOODLAND SPIRITS ARISE! Once they did, they would morph into the forest’s greatest protectors, the Forest Force Power Rangers.”Later, at the Cantina...
Quickie - *kissing PB* “Thanks honey. It sounds fantastic!”
Protoman Blues - “Sure thing. Hopefully Hitomi will grant your request!”
Kitsu - “Quickie and I are prepared to flash tits!”
Borockman - “If she does, you can ride in one of the Zords!”
Taiyo - “Oh yeah, did Lou give you any trouble?”
Protoman Blues - “Nah, no trouble at all! Oh, and your opening theme is ready too!”
Taiyo - "Awesome. Oh, and Lou owes us some money..."
Power Rangers Forest Force Theme by
Protoman BluesUse this to sing along*chants*
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Forest Rangers will save the world today
Woodland Morphers charged up all the way
Evil’s gonna be in disarray
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO*more chants*
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
Pow-er Rangers Forest Force
POWER RANGERS FOREST FORCE
You know, it's amazing how much better Aaron Waters' Mystic Force theme was than the crap that Disney actually went with over it. Damn shame. Either way, this particular GoRPM was conceived after Borockman, Taiyo, and Dr. Wily II asked me to come up with a back story to their Forest Force Rangers idea. I remembered all the fun I had with the Rangers in previous GoRPM's and decided it'd be fun to do something like this again. Who knows, perhaps I'll return to the Forest Rangers in a future GoRPM, maybe while introducing Lou as the Rabid Badger Ranger.
However, before that I have a X-Mas GoRPM that I have to begin working on, so be jolly dear readers and have a Ho Ho Happy Day. (That made no sense!)
