Then there's the fact that joining SA costs money, which I don't plan on doing unless I want to post anything not Pokemon related.
And I've read most of those LPs already (the Princess Maker 2 LP is one of my favorites), although I will have to read the others I haven't yet.
Posted on: January 29, 2010, 09:04:53 PM
DOUBLE POST. But I post bearing an update!
So I'll be taking on Falkner and his birds as well as the monks of
Sprout Tower. Should be fun.
[spoiler=Birds fall and plants will burn. Note: Apparently BS spelled out as one word gets around the fourm's censor. Huh.]
So I enter the gym and see a guy with glasses. I decided to talk to him since he seemed lonely.
You better not be telling me things I already know, glasses man.
...I KNEW THAT ALREADY. I'm never talking to you again!
Then I just scoffed and walked off... What? You expected me to hit him or something? He's not worth the effort.
"face FALKNER!"
Oh, I'm good enough alright. Here, I'll show you.
Abe is the owner of Kuntucky Fried Pidgey. Just don't tell Falkner that.
Now I know what you're thinking: Why not use Mr. Tickles and his ability to throw rocks at things?
BackBurner is awesome, that's why.
It wouldn't be if you had more than one Pokemon.
GUTS! Man, I loved that show.
Then why aren't your Pokemon at higher levels?
Bring it, bird brain.
Rod works at Abe's KFP. Don't tell Falkner, though.
He had two Pidgies, one BackBurner took care of...
Mr. Tickles threw rocks at the other one. Mr. Tickles rocks.
Aaaaah! What was that bull [parasitic bomb]?!
Anyways, onto the big man himself.
"leader!"
I knew this, I read the sign outside.
That's actually kind of cruel.
"POKEMON!"
I don't think it's an insult. Maybe people don't want their Pokemon to fly away so they can keep them as pets?
Bring it bird boy!
I wonder what Pokemon he's going to have? Maybe a Fearow? A Dodrio?
An Aerodactyl!?
A Pidgey? LAME.
Oh it's just using Sand Attack... Wait a minute, that's not Sand Attack! That isn't Sand Attack at all!
Crap!
DOUBLE CRAP! Don't worry... Mr. Tickles can handle this.
[tornado fang]!
Next turn...
That's better.
Still lame, but still new, at least.
Mr. Tickles shows it what we do to birds, though.
"POKEMON..."
So wait, you were using hand-me-downs?
...LAME!
"ZEPHYRBADGE."
GIMMIE GIMMIE!
I did a little victory dance. I think I earned it.
"power of Pokemon."
Cool, I'm just going to leave now.
Free stuff? Awesome!
TM 31 contains Mud Slap. Whoo. Now let's go to the tall tower
thingy.
GOD DAMNIT ELM! I didn't say "Talk to the sucky professor on the phone"!
You're not going to tell me, are you?
And then he hung up. YOU SUCK ELM.
You, I don't have a problem with. You give me things.
Eh, not as great as the other things you've given me so far, but I'll take it.
He explained to me that a Pokemon Egg won't hatch unless it's around other Pokemon, which makes sense. Also, I'm supposed to call Elm when it hatches. I probably won't, though.
Oh, I taught Mud Slap to Mr. Tickles. It's awesome and scary at the same time.
If I were an immature boy I would make a joke about this. But I'm not.
You mean I wasn't already?
Huh, the inside is bigger than I thought it would be... Well, time to climb this tower!
Oh, the pillar in the middle moves because people are training upstairs. I don't know how that works either. And we'll get an HM if we reach the top. Whatever that is, it's free though so my interest is peaked.
"will stand strong."
Wait, does that mean you have some big Pokemon?
Oh god, what does Nico have up his sleeve? Maybe it's some huge dinosaur Pokemon?
Or a Bellsprout. LAME.
On the bright side BackBurner can now actually burn things.
OH MAN LOOK AT IT BURN! HAHA!
He had another Bellsprout that BackBurner burned.
Oh hey, I don't have to say anything.
Yay! More free stuff (I probably won't be showing too many "Items found" screenshots anymore unless it's something interesting and awesome. They only mean more work for me.)
"honor all Pokemon."
Well, that's awfully nice of you guys.
HEY! That doesn't mean you have to fight me.
...And all he had were Bellsprout that BackBurner promptly burned.
I'm glad that BackBurner is living up to his name in more ways than one.
Which the monk thanked me for. I guess he didn't like Bellsprout.
...Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...
Oh come on! It wasn't that bad.
Even more Bellsprout that got burned.
You know, these guys are taking the fun out of insulting them.
He said something about wanting to use Pokemon to find peace or something like that. I wasn't paying attention.
All he had was a Bellsprout.
Know what you need? MORE POWER!
"black darkness."
I have a flashlight that does the exact same thing. It's not that impressive.
Hey, me insulting you Elder doesn't give you the right to pick a fight with me!
...And another Bellsprout burnt to a toast. At least they're getting stronger.
I was wondering why that annoying light was flashing in my eyes.
Uhwhaaaaaa?!
HOLY [parasitic bomb], IT HAS A FLAME MOHAWK. This Pokemon cannot get any cooler!
"your Pokemon."
I trust them a lot. Espcially since one of them has a flaming MOHAWK. Do any of your Pokemon have a flaming mohawk?!
Lemme guess, Bellsprout, right?
I knew it. Just give me something new to burn/have its eyes pecked out/throw rocks at!
Uh, okay. That's certainly new.
I guess the Hoothoot had poor eyesight since it identified Oxtongue on the first turn.
Identify this, [sonic slicer]!
Told ya.
Now onto the eld-Oh god, that's not who I think it is, is it?
"trainer."
Oh god, it is him. [dark hold] has returned.
And he got the HM too! Aw man, now there won't be any left for me!
"And by "better" I don't mean "beat your Pokemon with less blunt objects.""
Just wait until Giant Robot Pokemon are developed, then you tell me
they're not tools of war.
That sounds cool ac-OH GOD HE SEES ME!
DON'T HIT ME!
"he's weak"
Maybe you're just too strong? Or you're only strong because you're rough on your Pokemon? Ever think of that?
What does?
I beat you, and I'm pretty nice to my Pokemon.
"that can win."
Then good luck training the likes of Magikarp.
"weak Pokemon."
What about your Pokemon? OH, BURN!
Then for some reason he announced "Ahole used an ESCAPE ROPE!" and teleported away.
Wait, his name is actually Ahole?
...Pfft
After laughing for what seemed like an hour I finally had enough breath in my lungs to talk to the Elder.
Good to be here, old man.
I agree with this sentiment. After all, it's where BackBurner evolved into the awesomeness that it is right now.
Wow, that was inspirational.
I feel bad about having to kick your ass.
Bring it on old man!
Rather than hyping myself up, here's what he had:
Two of these, which Oxtongue pecked to submission.
And one of these which Mr. Tickles threw rocks at.
Maybe for you it was, but for me it was very boring!
Whoo! Now let's get the F out of dodge!
I found this rope thingy earlier, and [dark hold] used it to get out of here to I might as well use it.
Hey, what's going on?!
JANE! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!
I'm just going to stand here until the world stops spinning...
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