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Reply #75 on: March 20, 2009, 03:22:25 PM
Oh, I know that feeling...
So do I. It happens to me... all the time.



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Reply #76 on: March 20, 2009, 03:30:23 PM
For me, it's been happening more frequently recently.


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Reply #77 on: March 21, 2009, 05:23:16 AM
Well, I lied about posting a parody this time. Instead you get a rant.

Lots of swearing in this one, thank god for that censor. I wouldn't want to corrupt those young impressionable minds ...Yeah, I actually would like to corrupt those young impressionable minds. Better me than someone else who actually has to try..

Also contains spoilers. Read at yer own risk. Don't blame me later because you don't read the little bit before the word art.

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Today's Rant Subject: REZIDUNT EVUL FAAAAAAAIVE.

So I got Resident Evil 5 recently. Fun game. Almost as fun as 4 was. Now I don't know about you, but I'm kind of pissed off when it concerns this game.

No, it's not because of anything cheap in the game. The game itself is fine. It's that fans that [acid burst] me off.

What with their "Resident Evil is DEEEEEAD", and "THIS ISN'T RESIDENT EVIL." and "Pay for versus mode?! What the [tornado fang]?" and my favorite (Also spoilerific) "Chris moves a rock by punching it? He's obviously on Steroids!" I have one thing to say to all of that.

[tornado fang]. YOU.

Yes, I know most of the stuff in RE5 is over the top, but so was RE4. Remember that laser room? No person would be able to perfectly calculate how the lasers would move and not die in the short time that Leon did. Chris punching a rock just shows how determined he is. Plus it's been ten years since we last saw Chris. Couldn't it be possible that he hit the gyms in that time?

Also, people complained about what happened to Jill. Yeah, I can agree that Capcom turned her into a crappy plot device, but at least she was in the game. We don't hear about anyone else in the game.

As for the Versus mode, Capcom isn't forcing you to buy anything. This was obviously something that Capcom probably thought close to shipping the game and didn't have time to put the versus mode onto the disk. Would you rather have RE5 delayed for a versus mode that's probably going to suck? Again, you don't have to buy it. Although complaining about paying for a versus mode is like complaining about any added content (Take for example, Fallout 3's Operation Anchroage): It's retarded since it isn't mandatory to purchase it. Quit your bitching and not buy the versus mode.

Resident Evil 5 is still a Resident Evil game. Those bitching about that have no right to decide whether it is or not. It's the creator's job. Whether you like it or not, it's a Resident Evil game. Plus, RE5 is going to be the last game of it's kind. So congrats, RE6 isn't going to follow the RE4-5 formula anymore.

If you think about it, the orignal Resident Evil games were about surviving a mansion full of zombies and other creatures that don't make a bit of sense.

Expecting the story/actions the characters take to actually make sense, you're playing the wrong series, dumbass.

*Note: That last line wasn't aimed at anyone here in general.



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Reply #78 on: March 21, 2009, 05:28:30 AM
Hmm, so there are distractors...
Oh well, nice rant, to put those in their place.


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Reply #79 on: March 21, 2009, 05:28:35 AM
I think I agree, but you forgot to adress all the "lol no shooting and moving at the same time? THIS GAME SUCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOL" XD

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As for the Versus mode, Capcom isn't forcing you to buy anything. This was obviously something that Capcom probably thought close to shipping the game and didn't have time to put the versus mode onto the disk. Would you rather have RE5 delayed for a versus mode that's probably going to suck? Again, you don't have to buy it. Although complaining about paying for a versus mode is like complaining about any added content (Take for example, Fallout 3's Operation Anchroage): It's retarded since it isn't mandatory to purchase it. Quit your bitching and not buy the versus mode.

If the DLC is only a 100 something KB unlock key then they have a reason to complain, that'd mean that it is already in the disc in it's just locked away from you until you pay extra =/


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Reply #80 on: March 21, 2009, 05:33:04 AM
I think I agree, but you forgot to adress all the "lol no shooting and moving at the same time? THIS GAME SUCKS LOLOLOLOLOLOL" XD

That would be shooting retared fish in a barrell. I have my standards when I shoot fish in a barrell.

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If the DLC is only a 100 something KB unlock key then they have a reason to complain, that'd mean that it is already in the disc in it's just locked away from you until you pay extra =/

The versus mode wasn't announced until recently. So it's not like Capcom had a lot of time to code it onto the disk. It's like a Halo 3 Map Pack or the Fallout 3 DLC.



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Reply #81 on: March 21, 2009, 06:51:25 AM
So? That does not mean it was not finished with the rest of the game.


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Reply #82 on: March 21, 2009, 09:10:06 PM
Point.

However, it's versus mode for a Resident Evil game. That sounds like an awesome idea. sarcasm, I'm using it.

A deathmatch type of game for Resident Evil is about as good an idea as an Uwe Boll movie.

Posted on: March 20, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
This script is based of this Comic that Akira drew.

Hey, when I can't draw as well as Akira this is the best I can do for Fan Art.

The script goes from panel to panel, so what's happening in the script is relative to the actual comic.
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Girl: Ku ku ku.

Bunny Thing: Don't say it. Please for the love of Toriyama, don't say it.

Girl: You're too sloooooow!

Bunny Thing: God damnit. She said it.

Girl: Come on, step it up!

Cannon(Yes cannons talk, shut up): Oh, I'll step it up alright..

Cannon: Step it right up your ass!

Girl: Huh? A loud noise interupted my gloating.

Girl: OH NOOOOOO! Now I'm never going to get my deposit back on that broom!

Bunny: They don't pay me enough for this [parasitic bomb].

Akira: Oh nooooo!

Akira: I got too cocky.

Cannon 1: We don't know what "overkill" means!

Cannon 2: No seriously, we don't know what it means. Please tell us.



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Reply #83 on: March 21, 2009, 09:42:10 PM
Heh, I would say that whoever operates the cannons is the one speaking, but the cannons speaking by themselves is funnier XD


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Reply #84 on: March 22, 2009, 05:11:06 AM
Good old shumpy action...
Overkill is the best... 8D

Nice little script there Laze, and cannons need to talk more. 8D


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Reply #85 on: March 25, 2009, 05:27:50 AM
Yeah, I got nada to post here in terms of scripts, but I do have a news update.

I'm now accepting Art Trade requests. You draw me something, I write a script based on what you want it to be about (Keep it clean, people).

If you're interested, hit me up either here, Deviantart or SheezyArt (Both Sheezy and Deviant accounts go by "TeaOfJay").

My next post will have a script of some sort. I promise.



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Reply #86 on: March 26, 2009, 05:19:18 AM
So the script you'll draw will be based on the drawing, or whatever we choose?

Anyways, when I get the chance to scan my stuff, I'll try to give you something. It won't be that good anyways, I'm not as talented as everyone else XD


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Reply #87 on: April 04, 2009, 06:47:19 AM
Holy [parasitic bomb] I haven't done anything in a while.

Anyways, to answer your question a long ass time later Taiyo, yes, that's generally what I'll do. You draw something based on my scripts (Or you can add to them) and I'll write about it (Or something else you wanna see me write. Keep it clean, please.)

And now a short.

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Hero and Thief barely have any heath points and are currently facing down with a very fierce Dragon.

Hero: This is our last shot...!

Hero charges some energy into his sword. With a yell he slashes with his sword, sending a shockwave of energy at the Dragon's neck. Not only does it connect, it actually cuts off the dragon's head unlike the 38 other times Hero did this attack.

With the Dragon slain Hero starts dacing the celebrate his victory. Thief just looks at him funny.

Thief: What are you doing?

Hero: I earned this victory dance.

Thief: Only losers would dance over something like this.

The player who was also doing a similar dance slowly sits back down into his chair.

Player: Well now I feel bad since the game insulted me.



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Reply #88 on: April 04, 2009, 07:24:02 AM
lol, poor Hero/Player XD

What victory dance would that be? The classic Final Fantasy victory dance?


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Reply #89 on: April 04, 2009, 07:35:22 AM
Generally ANY victory dance, really.

FYI, when you see "Player" or "Author" in my scripts I'm referring to myself.

Self insertion FTW.



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Reply #90 on: April 04, 2009, 08:32:02 AM
I SO can see the player dancing to this tune... 8D

And don't you just hate those smartass characters? XD


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Reply #91 on: April 04, 2009, 08:58:37 AM
I SO can see the player dancing to this tune... 8D

Hero: You just got Pwned. EEF. TEE. DOUBLE U.

Thief: OH JUST STOP IT.

Hero: Sad Face. D:



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Reply #92 on: April 04, 2009, 09:00:40 AM
See?
So appropriate. 8D


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Reply #93 on: April 04, 2009, 09:01:49 AM
It would be better if Thief wasn't such a wet blanket about these things.

And she stopped trying to steal my wallet.



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Reply #94 on: April 04, 2009, 09:06:52 AM
But then if she did that...
She wouldn't be a Thief! 8D


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Reply #95 on: April 04, 2009, 09:20:11 AM
Correct, but there are other wallets she could steal...for example *takes Wily's wallet* 8D *runs away*


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Reply #96 on: April 05, 2009, 10:01:29 PM
Since the DSi came out today, and I was dumb enough to wait until midnight to buy one, I thought I would post a review about it.

Be catious. This is the first review I've done in a while.
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The Nintendo DSi: A review.

The DSi is slightly smaller than the DS Lite, but it's also slightly wider. Due to that wideness, the screens are also slightly, but noticeably bigger. The finish of the DSi, while not as smooth as the Lite, doesn't collect smudges and handprints like the Lite does. In fact, I would go as far as to say that holding the DSi feels better than the Lite.

Unlike it's older brothers, the DSi features three lights: One for when it's charging, One for when Wireless Connection (Which you can turn off in the DSi system settings), and one for when it's on. For when it's on there are three things you need to look for regarding to how much battery you have left: When it's blue, that means it has a good portion of its battery left. When it's red, the battery is low, but you can still play. When the red light is blinking, then you know it's really low.

Now, onto how things actually work. The camera and sound recorder work like you would expect and have been told it works. The picture quaility on the DSi is nice and smooth, so much unlike cameras on cell phones. You can mess with the picture while and after taking it. Sadly, you can't mess with the sound while you're recording it, but it's funny to hear myself as a trumpet.

The DSi is still region free, meaning if you've got import games then it'll still play. However, there was this one time where I tried to load up Ouendan and it wouldn't let me play. I tried the import copy of Phoenix Wright 2, which worked, and every import game after that worked like nothing had happened.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but I felt I should report it.

The touch screen is also a little big more responsive. At least I think it is. If it's not, then I've been tapping my Lite and Phat way too hard. Still, I'll have to get used to playing Ouendan on it.

Onto the internet connection. I had to do a little effort to get mine working (I don't know if you do or not, it probably depends on your home network) but when it worked, it worked. I even made a post on the "What are you thinking now?" thread with it.

The internet browser is free, but everything else costs points. However, connecting to the DSi shop nets you 1000 free points. I'll be spending those later as things come out.

So overall the DSi is a pretty good system. Would I tell you to be as dumb as me and buy it right away? Depends on if you had the cash.

If you did, then I'd say "Yes, get it."

If you didn't, then I'd say "Wait a bit and get it anyways."



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Reply #97 on: April 06, 2009, 08:26:10 AM
Interesting...
I guess it's time to save up for one then.
Thanks for that review Laze.

AND DARN YOU TAI FOR STEALING MY WALLET! [/late]


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Reply #98 on: April 08, 2009, 07:27:51 AM
So yeah, I dun got mentioned by famous internet peoples on this podcast thingy and bragged about it on deviantart where no one will [tornado fang]ing read it.. What you do with that is your choice and yours alone.

Anyways, another short. Not the short about the song that I talked about, but I swear I'll do that eventually.

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Hero: HEY THIEF.

Thief: YEAH, HERO?

Hero: HOW DO I MINE FOR FISH?

THIEF: THE SAME WAY I STEAL YOUR WALLET: EASILY!

Hero: Hey, that wasn't in the scr-HEY! My wallet is gone!

Sign that's where Thief once was: Out to lunch.



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Reply #99 on: April 08, 2009, 02:36:01 PM
You so need to write a story about Lazyman the lazy Prosecutor against borockman the Attorney.  :V


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