Another script.
This time I'm making fun of another genre for once. OH BOY.
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After months of training, The Kung Fu Kid sets out for his first martial artist tournament held be an excessivly rich CEO of an excessivly powerful company. Nothing supicious about that, no sir.
Anyways, Kung Fu Kid has made it to the top, even beating his old mentor along the way! He felt good going into the final round. Kung Fu Kid was surprised to see that his final opponent would be the CEO himself.
CEO: I'm sure you know the rules by now; best two out of three.
K.F.K: Uh, sure. But are you really going to fight?
CEO: Yes. I'm not afraid of a little friendly compition.
The Kung Fu Kid shrugs. Well, might as well go easy on the old guy so as to not hurt his feelings so much. Unfortunatly for the CEO, Kung Fu Kid forgot how to go easy on people. The first round went to the Kung Fu Kid. Concerned, the Kung Fu Kid checked up on the CEO.
K.F.K: Hey, are you alright?
CEO: Yes... In fact, I could never have felt better.
Suddenly, a dark aura surrounds the CEO. Kung Fu Kid felt it almost instantly. The CEO is being filled with an overwhelming power! He was excited to be able to fight someone so strong, but at the same time fearful for his life.
CEO: If I recall, we still have two rounds left...
Kung Fu Kid: And only one more if I win.
CEO: Yes,
if you win.
The Kung Fu Kid was perplexed by why the CEO emphasised the word "if", but soon paid it no mind when the match started. Kung Fu Kid was overwhelmed. It was like the CEo was a different person! He even knew all the techniques of everyone in the tournament! And he teleported! The Kung Fu Kid lost both rounds following his first win.
CEO: Heh, come back in 50 years, kid.
The continue countdown began. Kung Fu Kid didn't lose hope! He could surely beat this crazed CEO! Surely!
...Thirty Five attempts later.
K.F.K: Okay, you're obviously cheating somehow.
CEO: I have SNK Boss Syndrom, I'm supposed to be like this.
K.F.K: [tornado fang].