Btw, are you gonna make a story of the drawing I made or not?
I'll let the following answer that question for me.
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It was a typical day for all in New Yorsey Town. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and three men in ski masks were robbing a bank.
...Hey, wait a minute.
The three would-be thieves varied in size. One was tall and skinny and spoke simply (Pencil), while the second robber was short and fat whose accent would randomly changed (Tub), while the third was both moderate in size and stature and was generally the smartest of the three (Typic).
Pencil: Alright! Hands in the air!
Bank Teller: You won't get away with this!
Tub: Oh yeah! Who's going to stop us?!
Just then the trio of robbers turn around and saw LazyMan waving at them from outside the bank. The robbers pointed their guns at LazyMan. Only to find that he had fallen asleep.
Pencil: Bah. Gave me a scare for a second there.
Tub: Yeah! I thought we was toast!
Typic: I quit.
Pencil and Tub did a double take.
Pencil and Tub: Huh?
Typic: If I quit now while I'm not breaking the law and confess your guilt, I'll get off some community service.
Pencil: You cowardly fool!
Tub: What are you so affraid of? Dat lazy sack of crap ova der?
Typic: Yes.
Pencil: Yellow bastard!
Typic: Call me what you want, but you don't know what he's capable of.
With that, Typic walked outside the bank and sat down next to LazyMan.
Tub: Bah. Let's just take the money and go.
Pencil: Good riddence. More for us!
The robbers go through with thier plan, robbing the bank for as much as they can carry. They bust down the walls to escape.
Typic: Don't say I didn't warn you.
Tub: Whateva!
Tub and Pencil run out into the relatively calm street. Not a cop in sight, and it looked like LazyMan wouldn't be waking up anytime soon.
Tub: We're home free! Pencil, get your keys ou-
Before Tub could finish his sentence, Tub and Pencil were run over by a truck that came out of no where.
A few hours later...
Police: Two suspects captured and detained. A third person was seen with the two suspects, but has agreed to appear in court against the other two.
Chief: And they were run over a truck you say?
Police: Yes, sir.
Chief: Figures. The most out there stuff always happens when he's around.
Police: I'd say reality itself works its way so that LazyMan ends up capturing the villians.
Chief: And that's why I don't want to be on his bad side.
And so the day was saved by reality working itself to solve the crime while LazyMan was on the scene.