Steven Universe: The Crystal Thread

[Protoman Blues]

Good idea!

[Phi]

Possible future SU spoilers

[spoiler]https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4o21vi

I doubt these images are real, but... it would be one hell of a twist if Pink Diamond was actually Lion.[/spoiler]

[Quickman]

So, a bunch of asshats drove Lauren Zuke off of Twitter because Peridot and Lapis are friends. 

This [tornado fang]ing fandom really pisses me right the [tornado fang] off sometimes.

[Phi]

Why would Peridot and Lapis being friends upset the fanbase...?

[Quickman]

Because they're rabid Amedot shippers and since Lapidot is kinda-sorta canon, it got their panties in a twist and they started sending Zuke death threats.

Those assholes need to go [tornado fang] a lamprey.  Giant gaping inflated goatse distended rectums.  [tornado fang] those people.

[Phi]

Jesus Christ. This is why I don't get involved with fanbases.

It's always a trainwreck, to say the least.

[Quickman]

In lighter news...

Anyone have any Gemsonas?  I have five, plus my Pearl in Soundtrack Attack.

[Protoman Blues]

I haven't made any gemsona yet. And yeah, that really sucks about what the fandom did.

[Quickman]

You should totally make one! Here's a Gemsona maker!

Also, you can make a Gemsona in Soundtrack Attack.  I'll have to draw up my Pearl.

[Dr. Wily II]

*looks at maker link*
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *Yellow Diamond face*

[Quickman]

Here's a text-only Random Gem Generator.

I've gotten Gems with their gems on their toes and nipples and a Green Diamond with her gem on her BUTT.

ALL HAIL BUTT DIAMOND

[Protoman Blues]

Pezzottaite

[Quickman]

Hawt~

[Blue Valkyrie]

Tried to make Blue-- but forgot to turn down the bust slider down once but oh well. no idea what her Gemsona name would be. 

[Protoman Blues]

Hawt~

I thought of putting the stars on her boobs! 

[Quickman]

It's time for some science!

[spoiler]According to Peridot, she is durable and doesn't poof easily.  Peridot gemstones are durable and hard, however they can be scratched on the surface.  So, after that romp in the Beta Kindergarten, Peridot would be reasonably scratched up, but otherwise intact.

Peridot gemstones, however, have a brittle tenacity.  They cannot handle stress or tension settings and will burst.  When setting a peridot in a ring, you don't want to put too much stress on the stone.  Peridot can be poofed by either squeezing or pulling her body, which applies that high tension stress and causes her to burst.

So, even though we've seen many times Peridot get crushed, thrown around, dropped from great heights, punched, and smashed in the ground and barely bat an eye, it's when there's stress applied to her body that hurts her.  Garnet squeezed her and she poofed.  When Steven and Amethyst were pulling on her, she almost poofed because she's too brittle to handle tension.

So, the cartoon logic makes sense for Peridot.[/spoiler]

[ViperAcidZX]

[spoiler]Never knew about that with the peridot gemstone. Very interesting and informative, works really with the situations Peri has been through.[/spoiler]

[Quickman]

The care and feeding of your Peridot includes gentle warm baths with mild soap and a soft washcloth.  Make sure to rinse and towel her dry to remove soap residue.  Afterward, wrap your Peridot in a soft blanket to avoid scratches.  Keep her out of direct sunlight and avoid temperature extremes and your Peridot will last a long time.

[Dr. Wily II]

*imagines Peridot being bundled up like a baby*

[Quickman]

The care and feeding of your Pearl: Do not keep your Pearl with other Gems, as they may scratch her.  Do not submerse her in water. To clean your Pearl, gently wipe her down with water and soap. Rinse her and dry her thoroughly.  To prevent scratches, wrap her in a soft blanket.

If your Malachite gets dirty, you may bathe her, but only in cold water.  Make sure to dry her thoroughly.  Malachite does not like heat, acid, or hot water, so take care to avoid exposure.  Malachite is gentle and requires a gentle cleaning with only soap and a soft cloth.

If your Malachite becomes dull, you can restore her polish by rubbing her briskly with wood.

[Dr. Wily II]

GEM BABIES EVERYWHERE

[Quickman]

*rubs Malachite with a 2x4*

[Quickman]

[spoiler]CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT PEARL IN COLONIAL DRESS AND A POWDERED WIG[/spoiler]

[Sapphire Knight]

So, what are we talking about now? o3o

[Quickman]

Today's episode.

[spoiler]

CAN WE JUST[/spoiler]