Ultra Turbo Super Extreme "What are you thinking?" Electric Boogaloo Alpha EX ed

[Quickman]

It hurts my burn! D:

[Dr. Wily II]

I'm sorry! D:
*finds some aloa*

[Quickman]

I slathered on some Solarcaine, so now I'm all slimy.

[Dr. Wily II]

*notices PB in the thread*

[Protoman Blues]

I'm always watching! 

[Phi]

https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/12/doom-first-level-demo/

The first level of Doom will be available for free on Steam, Xbox One and PS4 this week only.

[Sakura Leic]

https://www.engadget.com/2016/06/12/doom-first-level-demo/

Unfortunately I can't read this at the moment because the site has a super atrocious mobile layout and I can't do anything at the moment.  At least it's not Pintrest, [tornado fang] Pintrest man.

[Phi]

Unfortunately I can't read this at the moment because the site has a super atrocious mobile layout and I can't do anything at the moment.  At least it's not Pintrest, [tornado fang] Pintrest man.

Okay, I edited the post.

[Sakura Leic]

Thanks for that.

[ViperAcidZX]

If anyone plans on playing the demo on PC: your rig better have the best parts money can buy. I tried running it on my system, which has an NVIDIA GTX 750, AMD FX-4350, and 4GB RAM and the loading screens locked up my computer, and when the game was playing, I would get below 25 FPS with massive stuttering and input delay. *sigh* Here's hoping my family is willing to spend $700 worth of parts next Christmas...

[Quickman]

So, in other words, stick to classic Doom.

[Phi]

Or buy a console

[Quickman]

Yes.

JOIN THE RANKS OF US DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS 

[ViperAcidZX]

So, in other words, stick to classic Doom.

Pretty much... until someone that isn't named SgtMarkIV makes a demake of Doom 2016 for ZDoom or something. This is the closest thing to a Doom 2016 mod I was able to find.

Or buy a console

Yes.

JOIN THE RANKS OF US DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS 

I'd love to, but:

1. I just got a Wii U (well got one since last Christmas, but know you where I'm going with this)
2. I've been trying to get a 3DS for the longest time, and Nintendo not making regular New 3DSes available without it being some Limited Edition bundle bullshit and region-locking doesn't help
3. My brother has a PS4 already, and I don't plan on getting an Xbone, especially not when Project Scropio is a thing
4. Because points 1 and 2, my parents don't feel like buying another console for me, especially when I need a new mattress more than anything else
5. Keyboard and Mouse over controller any day
Kidding on no. 5.

[Sakura Leic]

*goes to Deviant Art*

*sees a fan fiction about Greek Mythology*

......Wat?

[Phi]

*goes to Deviant Art*

*sees a fan fiction about Greek Mythology*

......Wat?

Greek lore is filled to the brim with sex and revenge, soooo I can see it being plausible.

[Sakura Leic]

True.......

[Protoman Blues]

Yeah. Not quite the Disney version! 

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah. Not quite the Disney version! 

Oh I am quite aware, and people accuse Beauty and the Beast of having Stockholm Syndrome, people should look at Hades and Persephone.

[Phi]

Yeah. Not quite the Disney version! 

*gets PTSD flashes from JonTron's bootleg Disney video*

No, no... it's all over now...

[Sakura Leic]

*gets PTSD flashes from JonTron's bootleg Disney video*

No, no... it's all over now...

There, there.

[Protoman Blues]

*gets PTSD flashes from JonTron's bootleg Disney video*

No, no... it's all over now...

Yeah, the bootleg Simba hanging himself was something

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah honestly that entire video was almost completely nightmare fuel.

[Quickman]

So much stuff has happened recently that I couldn't handle it and had a meltdown.  I'm feeling better now, but earlier, it was kinda rough.

[Sakura Leic]

I'm so sorry Quickie.