So, in other words, stick to classic Doom.
Pretty much... until someone
that isn't named SgtMarkIV makes a demake of Doom 2016 for ZDoom or something.
This is the closest thing to a Doom 2016 mod I was able to find.
Or buy a console
Yes.
JOIN THE RANKS OF US DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS 
I'd love to, but:
1. I just got a Wii U (well got one since last Christmas, but know you where I'm going with this)
2. I've been trying to get a 3DS for the longest time, and Nintendo not making regular New 3DSes available without it being some Limited Edition bundle bullshit and region-locking doesn't help
3. My brother has a PS4 already, and I don't plan on getting an Xbone, especially not when Project Scropio is a thing
4. Because points 1 and 2, my parents don't feel like buying another console for me, especially when I need a new mattress more than anything else
5. Keyboard and Mouse over controller any day
Kidding on no. 5.