Samus and...
[spoiler]Adam[/spoiler]
...in Metroid Fusion.
Yeah see that's the thing if it was like that I wouldn't have a problem. But it's not like that. Samus thinks about plot relevant things sometimes, or the computer tells you to go somewhere and you go there. Mermaid girl TALKS ENDLESSLY about the most boring things imaginable.
I'm in a cave! The
forceverse is strong with this cave! I live in this cave! I've lived in this cave for a long time! Caves! I'm going to leave this cave! Leaving now! Cave!
I've left the cave! I'm going to swim around now! Wordswordswords!
This is my home! It's my home! I know it's my home! I'm at my home!
I can cook things! Cooking things does stuff! I'm doing stuff!
This is a door! The door has swirly patterns on it! I do not know how to open this door!
Seriously, like a quarter of the dialogue is pointless, and another quarter is telling me stuff I can work out by
looking at the screen. I know the door has a pattern on it BECAUSE I'VE GOT EYES.
Now um that the bitching session's over, um, well, can't say I'm really gripped by this game. It's not bad, it's just not that good. I dunno if I'll play it again.