The Mana-Verse

[Sakura Leic]

(*imagines the professor doing the talon trot*)

(*imagines Riagan and the Prof tumbling down a hill and crashing into a bloody mess*)

[Blue Valkyrie]

((No looney toon physics?  ))

[Sakura Leic]

(Fine they both are inexplicably covered in bandages.)

[Dr. Wily II]

Aya feels a little uncomfortable as he approaches "You are Shadow Master's creator--all those people in Iron Gate died because of you!" Her tone becomes angry.

Albertus smirked even wider, as if sniffing his new prize.

"Because of me? No no no... Don't be zo naive! They are privileged to have been zent to a higher plane of exiztence! But enough about them... I vant to know more about you... You look zo much like an angel... THE angel..."

[Blue Valkyrie]

"W-what are you talking about? I thought you wanted that key thing. " Aya tilts her head away clearly not a fan of her personal space being invaded.

((*jams the panic button*?  ))

[Sakura Leic]

(And I thought Albertus' stalker tendencies were bad before......)

[Blue Valkyrie]

((Personal space! Personal Space!!!))

[Sakura Leic]

([spoiler]I think Albertus might be worse than that dude Calien killed who was obsessed with Sakura's mom.  And that's saying something![/spoiler]

[Dr. Wily II]

"W-what are you talking about? I thought you wanted that key thing. " Aya tilts her head away clearly not a fan of her personal space being invaded.

((*jams the panic button*?  ))

Albertus distanced himself from Aya, and walked towards the nearest wall.

"Yezzzz... I do need the key. And I know where... And how to extract it... However..."

Albertus turned, and stared right into Aya's eyes.

"They didn't say I can't have a little... Fun first. Aile."

[Sakura Leic]

(....Oh my god even in this dimension! )

[Blue Valkyrie]

"Aile? My name is Aya you creep." She hisses back.

[Quickman]

((Aile brings all the Wilys to the yard.  And they're like SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF))

[Phi]

(At least Albertus didn't literally sniff her, unlike Heinrich the psycho creep.)

[Blue Valkyrie]

((Oh god save Aya fast guys.  ))

[Sakura Leic]

(I think Calien needs a punch in the face or something to prove to himself that he's not in some kind of personal hell that makes him relive deja vu circumstances much worse than those he seen in real life.)

[Quickman]

The Professor punched Calien in the face in a fit of fever dreams.

((There.  And he has an excuse of being half-conscious! ))

[Sakura Leic]

(Not now! )

[Blue Valkyrie]

((Hehehe Professor learned "Falcon Punch!" ))

[Phi]

(Well, it happened, so might as well go with it.)

"P-Professor Bunny?!" Pema yelped at the Prof's sudden burst of violence.

[Dr. Wily II]

"Aile? My name is Aya you creep." She hisses back.

"Zhhhh... Huzh now. You zhould have noticed the attire that you are currently wearing... I perzonally had them made for you, my dear. You zee... I was lucky enough to come acrozz Precursor tech... You have zeen Shadow Master... However, I was alzo enlightened by a myzteriouz painting... An angel... A Precursor angel... And haz fate will have it... You look zo much like her..."

Albertus was rummaging through his cloak, and pulled out a manuscript. On said manuscript, there was what looked like a human, but there was what resembled wings of light on this being's sides. The being was wearing a pair of white shorts, a blue opened vest, and what appeared to be golden rings around the ankles and wrists. And the being did resemble Aya.

[Sakura Leic]

"Owww.....that stung a little." Calien said rubbing his face "Though definitely not nearly as bad as some of the things I've suffered...."

"You mean boot camp?" Sakura asked.

"Not only boot camp, you remember those creatures I told you about that are surprisingly similar to these Dwarves but bigger and might as well be made of solid rock even though I'm sure they aren't?" Calien replied.

"You mean Gorons?" Sakura tilted her head.

"I've sumo wrestled with them as part of my training....and failed so many times...so many times.  Then there's the bear hugs when they accepted me as a brother.....so many bear hugs." Calien said with his eye twitching

"Wow.....that sounds excruciating." Sakura's eyes widened.

"You have no idea my daughter....no idea...." Calien shuddered.

(Poor Calien is a Iron Butt Monkey.)

"Zhhhh... Huzh now. You zhould have noticed the attire that you are currently wearing... I perzonally had them made for you, my dear. You zee... I was lucky enough to come acrozz Precursor tech... You have zeen Shadow Master... However, I was alzo enlightened by a myzteriouz painting... An angel... A Precursor angel... And haz fate will have it... You look zo much like her..."

Albertus was rummaging through his cloak, and pulled out a manuscript. On said manuscript, there was what looked like a human, but there was what resembled wings of light on this being's sides. The being was wearing a pair of white shorts, a blue opened vest, and what appeared to be golden rings around the ankles and wrists. And the being did resemble Aya.

(....My [tornado fang]ing god! )

[Phi]

(He's not even questioning why the Prof. decked him in the face? )

[Blue Valkyrie]

Aya glanced down at her attire, it had intact changed. She was more than uncomfortable now "You are insane! Just because there was a resemblance you hurt all those people and kidnapped me?"

[Sakura Leic]

(He's not even questioning why the Prof. decked him in the face? )

(He probably figured with all the crap the Prof has been through, fever dreams like that are a given. )

[Dr. Wily II]

"But that waz MORE than juzt rezemblance! Doll Master... Yezzzzz... Zhe informed me of your... Originz... But I've rumbled on long enough... Time for... Fun."

Albertus placed the manuscript back into his cloak, and pulled out a comically huge syringe, and aimed it at Aya.

"Time for... Extraction~"