Spoiler'd because Wall of Text.
[spoiler]Well then, now that I'm "back in the game", so to speak, I figured I might as well drop something here to get anyone who cares back up to speed with the random craziness that is my headcanon. So.
All the stuff with "Xhai's wacky band of Misfits". Gone. Over. Never happened. The characters still exist, but their roles (and, in some cases, appearances) are different. What bugged me the most about the old setup was that I had no real reason (besides, y'know, this is RPM/Websitia) as to why such a colourful group of characters was able to coexist (think about it, I had multiple cyborgs, a ghost, two different kinds of genuine undead, a dragon and a whole buncha robots, among other things.)
So, I came up with an entirely new background, that can be summed up in two words.
Space Cops.
More accurately, the Interstellar Law Enforcement and Security Alliance, otherwise known as ILESA, or just the IPD for ease of typing. Their main role is basically to deal with interstellar crimes (ie. Human murders a human on earth, that's a job for Earth's police. Human attempts to smuggle illegal narcotics onto another planet, that's when the IPD steps in.)
The focus of all of this is the ILESA 91st Squad, based from an orbital station located far enough away from Websitia that ILESA itself is an unknown.
Thanks to suggestions from some friends (or at least, I hope that's what they think of me as, instead of just "that weird english guy who won't shut up about stuff no one else cares about"), in current RPM canon (ie. Wilypocalypse), the 91st has only recently formed and everyone's still getting to know each other. I figured a basic rundown of the cast might be appropriate. So, here is the current line-up for the IPD's 91st Squad. Some descriptions are more detailed than others, mostly due to how my brain just randomly throws ideas at me. Oh, and uh, unless noted otherwise, everyone's humanoid, or close enough that they can be described that way. I'm no good with really exotic character designs.
Spoilers, I guess? Not like it matters.
- Captain Cyril Zabat: Commander of the 91st. Comes from a heavily polluted planet, so his species adapted to be resistant/immune to poisonous or toxic substances. As a side effect of this evolutionary quirk, they're all pale as death and look visibly wrong (tainted veins, weird eye/hair colours, the works), and as a result they've gained a reputation for being wholly untrustworthy. His bodily fluids are toxic in the extreme, and he was given the captaincy of the 91st just to keep him out of the way, as he has a very.....relaxed stance on what constitutes acceptable operational conduct. Has been mentioned in the Wilypocalypse RP, and has made a brief appearance in a side story.
- Officer Saga Neith: The first of Cyril's personal recruitments, she's part of a race descended from something close to a Fennec Fox, and is especially skilled at operating in desert environments. Personal weapon is a large boomerang with a serrated edge on one side, but ever since she met Cyril she's become fascinated with explosives. Which is weird considering how sensitive her hearing is. Maybe she's just into that kind of thing? Currently part of a side-story in Wilypocalypse, but hasn't had a speaking role yet.
- Silvy: Not officially part of the 91st at this point, Silvy's currently being held in quarantine while the base's resident eggheads try to figure out exactly what the hell it is. Spoilers: It's a sentient blob of liquid mercury with a penchant for glomping people. As mercury is poisonous, you can imagine how that works out.
- Officer Caio Basurto: This guy, in another universe, would be called Xhai. He's a parrot-esque birdman who unfortunately cannot fly. He's got a massive chip on his shoulder as a result, and is blunt to the point of rudeness with everyone. Unlike certain other squad members, his temper can best be described as a constant state of tranquil(l) fury. Expect bird puns out the wazoo when he actually makes a proper appearance. Right now, he's involved in a side-story in Wilypocalypse, but hasn't had a speaking role yet.
- Officer Bellona "Bell" Valcadash: The one-armed, foul-mouthed, scar-toting blonde returns! The scars might be different this time around, but her personality is pretty much the same. Her temper's as short as ever, but she can be fairly mellow when she wants. Currently has a starring role in Wilypocalypse, where she appears to be trying to troll everyone with her ability to give zero fucks about any given situation. Her secret ambition right now is to punch a certain holier-than-thou knight in the face. Repeatedly.
- Officer Leocadia Mallory: AKA Ammy's Waifu. Not human this time, instead she's an elfin-looking humanoid whose species I haven't named yet. Still a knight, still a ghost of sorts, only this time the reasoning's different. Long story short, her people can use gemstones as a focus point for casting magic spells, and Leo's unique talent is bascially ripping off Zero's Twin Dream/Sougenmu from X5. When she died, she refused to stay dead, possessed the gemstone set in her sword, and came back as one of the duplicates she used to spawn. Currently has a starring role in Wilypocalypse, where she's playing the "good" cop to Bell's "Are you sure she's a" cop. Honour, truth and justice never looked so good.
- Saden Wiegand: As with Silvy, not officially part of the 91st yet. Still Leo's close friend and ally, her Crystomancy power used her gemstone to create/animate golems to fight alongside her. When she was reduced to a state of being mostly dead - which is still slightly alive - in the same battle that saw Leo die, her pet golem forcibly transferred its heart to her in an attempt to save her life. It worked, but now she's half-crystal and still trying to put her mind back together after the golem's rudimentary intelligence did the equivalent of walking into her house and taking a baseball bat to all the nice things she had. She's getting better, and might even be cleared for duty soon. Probably not going to appreciate any Steven Universe jokes when she returns to service, though.
There are two (five) others that haven't officially been introduced in the new canon yet. One (four) is still lying under a pile of deceased Rabid Mets somewhere on Websitia, and the other is probably regretting her decision to let a certain unnamed mad scientist use her as a guinea pig for a new, untested type of upgrade.
Everyone else? Around, but as NPCs. Expect cameos in future oneshots. If I ever get off my backside and actually get everything else finished so I can work on them.
Oh, and as a good friend noticed, and as some people on here who know a little about me might have noticed, this new canon is decidedly more comedic in tone than the last one. It'll still get dark, but I'll be trying to make you laugh the whole way, I promise.
Dirty Pair Flash and New Dominion Tank Police were big influences on me when I was coming up with all this, and even though my artistic skills are still at a point where everything I draw looks like a drunken, three legged spider (not Saden) tap-danced its way across a page, I do hope to get some more stuff done soon. Hopefully, some/all of you like/accept/won't try to kill me over what I've done and will be doing.[/spoiler]
Thanks for reading.
Oh, and as a bonus, here's a little Omake thing that hit me a couple days ago, just to give you an idea of how the 91st operates. Most of the time.
[spoiler]Corvus, the (in)famous insterstellar drug baron, breathed a sigh of relief as the tell-tale sound of an approaching helicopter reached his ears. Really, getting his boys to repaint his ride so it looked like an unaffiliated medical chopper was one the best ideas he'd ever had.
His relief quickly turned to shock and dismay as a white streak appeared in the sky from somewhere behind him and hit the helicopter dead on, the explosion almost blinding him with its' intensity. As the still-flaming debris began to rain down around him, his first thought was "Christ! What kind of sicko shoots down medical help!?"
On a nearby ridge, Captain Cyril Zabat shot one of his squadmates a thumbs up as she dropped the now-empty missile launcher. "Great shot, Saga."
The fox-girl just grinned at him, tail swishing happily.[/spoiler]