E3 2014 Megathread.

[Fxeni]

If anyone is interested, the Ubisoft live stream will start in about an hour here.

*shudders*

[Protoman Blues]

*shudders*

I was waiting for this response!

[Phi]

The Ubisoft conference isn't too bad so far.

The only terrible thing is the [tornado fang]ing Let's Dance demonstration.

[Arikado]

Ubisoft was pretty cringeworthy...

[Phi]

It wasn't too bad compared to their previous conferences, which were much worse. Aisha Tyler (she voices Lana from Archer) is a [tornado fang]ing pro, as usual. She carried the show well. Even when she said something awkward, she smoothly transitioned to a joke that made everyone laugh.

Then again, she is an actress, so it's no wonder why she's so comfortable around that huge crowd. As for the games, though, they weren't too impressive.

[Police Girl]

So while Ubi and EA's conferences sound like they were awful (No big surprise there!), anybody mind giving a short summary of them for people who didn't watch?

[Phi]

Ubisoft's conference wasn't terrible (besides Let's Dance and that stupid Fitness game). It was nothing special, yes, but it was mostly tolerable thanks to Aisha. People are overreacting. I can't comment on EA's conference, as I didn't see it.

Anyway, there isn't much to talk about in the games department, as far as Ubi is concerned. Far Cry 4, Valiant Hearts and Assassin's Creed Unity are the only things worth mentioning.

And of those three, AC is the only one that had a demo showing. So, yeah, nothing special and you're not missing anything.

[Fxeni]

Well, at least people seem to like the Parkour they're seeing in ACU. Glad to hear that, at least. I suppose.

[Police Girl]

Ubisoft's conference wasn't terrible (besides Let's Dance and that stupid Fitness game). It was nothing special, yes, but it was mostly tolerable thanks to Aisha. People are overreacting. I can't comment on EA's conference, as I didn't see it.

Anyway, there isn't much to talk about in the games department, as far as Ubi is concerned. Far Cry 4, Valiant Hearts and Assassin's Creed Unity are the only things worth mentioning.

And of those three, AC is the only one that had a demo showing. So, yeah, nothing special and you're not missing anything.

So its a bunch of crap I wouldn't play anyway. Right.
Ubisoft will catch my attention if they make another Rayman game, but other than that I could care less about what they're spitting out.

[Phi]

Valiant Hearts is from the same team who made Rayman Orgins and Legends, I believe.

Anyway, Sony's conference should be starting soon.

[Phi]

Okay, Sony started now. It opened with Destiny.

- Destiny is going to have a White PS4 Bundle
- The Order gameplay is next
- Looks alright

-Now a game called Entwined
- An artistic racing type game

- Infamous First Light
- A small standalone game, so you don't need Second Son to play it

- Little Big Planet 3!

[Police Girl]

LBP 3? Too bad it'll be a PS4 game. I bet it'll be fantastic looking though.

[Phi]

- A new IP called Bloodborne, from the creators of Dark Souls, etc.

- Far Cry 4 gameplay

- Dead Island 2 trailer

- Battlefield Hardline trailer

- Disney Infinity 2. Ugh, who cares.

[Fxeni]

Looking forward to Bloodborne.

[Police Girl]

I take it Bloodborne is what Project Beast turned out to be?

Eh, I'll pass. Dark Souls has never really caught my interest.

This is from the Microsoft conference, but I still found it kind of funny.

[Phi]

- Magika 2

- Grim Fandango is getting remade

- Hotline Miami 2, Broforce and some other indie games

- A new Suda51 game
- It's called, Let it Die

[Fxeni]

I take it Bloodborne is what Project Beast turned out to be?

Eh, I'll pass. Dark Souls has never really caught my interest.

WEAAAAAAAAAK

I kid, it's not for everyone.

Agreed on the Dead Rising 3 DLC name, way to poke fun at themselves. Clearly, this needs to be the template for the next what are you thinking thread.

[Phi]

- Giant Squid is a new studio, making a tranquil aquatic game called Abzu

- No Man's Sky
- A very vibrant game, you can explore various planets
- Looks quite nice, and it certainly looks vast
- You can ride vechiles and ships, going out into space or exploring the land and discover wildlife.

[Sakura Leic]

Agreed on the Dead Rising 3 DLC name, way to poke fun at themselves. Clearly, this needs to be the template for the next what are you thinking thread.

It was supposed to be the name of our current what are you thinking now thread but some people found it annoying for some reason.  But if the next one doesn't have Electric Bugaloo in it I will be very disappointed.

[Phi]

- Now for PSN statistics and the userbase

- You will be able to upload your gameplay captures directly to YouTube

[Fxeni]

It was supposed to be the name of our current what are you thinking now thread but some people found it annoying for some reason.  But if the next one doesn't have Electric Bugaloo in it I will be very disappointed.

Oh I know... which I was kinda disappointed in. But yes, Electric Boogaloo.

[Phi]

- Free to Play games coming to PS4 in the coming months

- Next, he's talking about Playstation Now

- Playstation TV; you can play most Vita and PS3 games with it, of course, as long as you have said games

- Gameplay footage for Mortal Kombat X
- You can now use the environments to harm your opponents

- Powers
- A TV show, based on a comic book

- The Last of Us Remastered trailer
- It just showed the same ol' cutscenes

-A fresh look at the Ratchet and Clank movie

[Blue Valkyrie]

So its a bunch of crap I wouldn't play anyway. Right.
Ubisoft will catch my attention if they make another Rayman game, but other than that I could care less about what they're spitting out.

I love the new Rayman games but Child of Light was pretty good too.

[Phi]

- Metal Gear Solid 5 Phantom Pain trailer!!

- Grand Theft Auto 5 is coming PS4, remastered

[Phi]

- Batman Arkham Knight gameplay
IT LOOKS FRIGGIN PERFECT

UNCHARTED 4!!!!!
It's called Uncharted 4: A Thief's End