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Reply #650 on: August 10, 2013, 05:48:51 AM
(Hmm I think the only Villian that BatSakura put in at the moment  that would be possible for AFRODOK to recruit would either be a gender bent Mr. Freeze/alternate Poison Ivy named Snow Queen or The Owl who is basically The Penguin. The Jester, who is the Joker, I would want to show up later on and there are a few villains I haven't decided on yet.)
(Snow Queen and The Owl... Got it.)

Throughout the whole hidden transmission, AFRODOK spazzed for each response. To anyone who's looking, it might look like his hover chair was screwed in too tight for he bulbous afro.

DDII - Don't fail me. Or else you'll STAY locked up in there!!

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Reply #651 on: August 11, 2013, 02:45:02 AM
Arche, AFRODOK and the guards arrived at the doors of the main station. They went inside after a few seconds of calming down Prison Guard Damon.

"Well, first things first. I'm gonna need your fingerprints for the prison records. Place your thumb and index finger on this ink pad, then press them against the boxes indicated on this sheet of paper." The gruff guard ordered AFRODOK.

Arche untied the rope around the Afro'd man so he could move his arms to do fingerprinting.

Meanwhile, Damon was hiding behind another guard from AFRODOK's "menacing" afro.

"H-hey, stop holding onto me, you weirdo!" The annoyed guard tried to shake Damon from his leg.



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Reply #652 on: August 11, 2013, 05:07:58 AM
Snapping back to reality, AFRODOK pouted.

*in a helium high voice* "I'm an Afro Fiend Researched On and Designed Only for Killjoys. So I'm inclined to tell you that I have no fingerprints."

AFRODOK raised his "gloved" hand, and yanked on the "glove" to show that it was integrated into his skin.


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Reply #653 on: August 11, 2013, 07:51:47 AM
The gruff guard sighed. "Very well then. Come with me."

There was a pair of what looked like binoculars, but there were various wires coming out from the bottom of it and connected to several ports in a large computer tower propped up on a wooden desk.

"I'll hold the pupil scanner. Rest your face on this machine and line up your eyes on these lenses. The scanner will gather retina data." He ordered AFRODOK once again.

"Kinda looks like binoculars." Arche muttered to himself.

"It was the best design choice we could come up with." The gruff guard shrugged. "It gets the job done though, and that's all that matters."



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Reply #654 on: August 11, 2013, 08:25:55 AM
As the Kindness Rain continues to fall, Hierophant quickly noticed the creepy McDonald mascot clones were still running rampant, chomping on anything that breathed.

"Okay...what're we going to do with these horrid burger mascots....?" he mutters amidst the slowly taming wind as the ship lingers to a stop over the bank.

His orb flashes before the symbol of the Blinking Rune appears within its crystalline sphere.

"If you wanted me to teleport them out of the city, wouldn't it be less of a hassle to just use the Teleport or Warp spells?" he mutters nervously.

It wouldn't matter what spell you used if you're primary intention was to stop this fiasco without killing anyone, Jeff retorts, You hardly have the time to study the layout of Dr. Doom II's fortress, or any other evildoer's hideout to stick this creepy clowns.  At the very least, Rune Magic won't waste magical energy, and it doesn't have the best touchdown, so a little damage should be allowed in your pacifistic nature.

"I hate it when your right...." Hierophant groans before pressing a button on the left armrest, causing a microphone to pop out from the side of the backrest and stop in front of him, "Anyone who has been cured of the aging spell, or aren't a savage horror clown and four armed purple hill might want to seek shelter or stay in your vehicles!"



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Reply #655 on: August 11, 2013, 08:28:09 AM
"Does that include us?" Cardinal asked with an eyebrow raised.

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Reply #656 on: August 11, 2013, 08:31:49 AM
"If you don't want to be teleported to a random location in the fortress of that Afro guy's boss," Hierophant said, "This particular spell can warp an entire block of living beings, but it's very flaky and has a rotten habit of teleporting anything that stands within that block."



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Reply #657 on: August 11, 2013, 08:34:51 AM
"Right I guess I should get my bike and go in the bank then." Cardinal nodded as he did just that.

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Reply #658 on: August 11, 2013, 08:35:31 AM
Swallow - "Wait for me! I don't want to get zapped either!"

Swallow hustled to the bank.



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Reply #659 on: August 11, 2013, 09:06:13 AM
The gruff guard sighed. "Very well then. Come with me."

There was a pair of what looked like binoculars, but there were various wires coming out from the bottom of it and connected to several ports in a large computer tower propped up on a wooden desk.

"I'll hold the pupil scanner. Rest your face on this machine and line up your eyes on these lenses. The scanner will gather retina data." He ordered AFRODOK once again.

"Kinda looks like binoculars." Arche muttered to himself.

"It was the best design choice we could come up with." The gruff guard shrugged. "It gets the job done though, and that's all that matters."
AFRODOK murmured under his breath as he hovered over to the machine. While the machine was doing its work, he asked...

*in a helium high voice* "Say... Do you have a hairstylist here? My afro is in terrible need of a rebonding session."


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Reply #660 on: August 12, 2013, 04:23:40 PM
A magical duplicate of Py-Loki appeared with a star-shaped sugar cookie in hand.

"No," he said, "But they have pole-dancing grannies." 8)

A pair of dancing octogenarians then appeared before AFRODOK with a 100-year-old in a walker who tossed it aside and began break dancing.

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Reply #661 on: August 12, 2013, 05:28:50 PM
AFRODOK Gah'd as he saw the break-dancing grannies.

*in a helium high voice* "GET THEM AWAY FROM ME AND MY AFRO!!"


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Reply #662 on: August 12, 2013, 08:21:22 PM
AFRODOK murmured under his breath as he hovered over to the machine. While the machine was doing its work, he asked...

*in a helium high voice* "Say... Do you have a hairstylist here? My afro is in terrible need of a rebonding session."

"We sure do." The gruff guard responded. "But not for scumbags like you. Now come with me." He scowled and was about to lead AFRODOK to the underground holding cells when suddenly, the Fox-Boy appeared in front of them, along with a granny with serious break-dancing skills.

"W-w-w-what's going on?" Damon hid under a desk.

"For the love of... can you stop cowering and be a man for once?!" Arche yelled at him, then turned his attention to the gruff guard.

"Prison Guard... um, sorry, what's your name?" Arche asked him. "Ox" The gruff guard responded simply.

Arche scratched his head. "Seriously...? Huh, anyway, I need you to take AFRODOK to his holding cell, Ox. I'll handle the situation here!"

"Got it!" Ox took AFRODOK's arm and lead him downstairs. Before he closed the door behind him, he turned his head and looked at Arche, saying to him, "You're a good soldier." He then closed the door and continued downstairs to the underground cells.

Arche wondered what he meant by that, but he didn't have time to question it. He ignored the break-dancing granny, and focused his attention to the Py-Loki duplicate.

"So, Fox-Boy, what's your game here? If you're here to break Afro Clown out of prison, I'm sorry to say that's not gonna happen." He stood directly in front of Py-Loki.





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Reply #663 on: August 13, 2013, 02:40:00 AM
As AFRODOK was led to his cell, he walked past a lot of dirty, unkempt cells.

*in a helium high voice* "You know, even if we are villains, we do still have a right to a clean holding cell. This is an utter disgrace, even by villain standards!"


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Reply #664 on: August 13, 2013, 03:04:02 AM
Py-Loki smiled, "I think he likes it here!" 8)

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Reply #665 on: August 13, 2013, 03:39:14 AM
"You have the right to shut your mouth and follow me." Ox responded as they were walking to his cell.

They arrived at his cell. Inside was a single person; a rather short and stubby person. He went by the name, "The Owl".

"Alright, get in." Ox took out his keys, unlocked the prison cell door and pushed AFRODOK inside. "You two better get used to each other, because you're gonna be in here for a loooong time." He locked the door and proceeded on his way upstairs.



Back upstairs where Py-Loki appeared.

"He... likes it here?" Arche muttered to himself, then realized he should follow along.

"Uh, yes, that's right. AFRODOK says he fits right in at this place." He stated, trying to get a good read on this kid, which he couldn't seem to do.

He then walked closer to Py-Loki. "And I think you'll like it here, too. So it would be best if you turn yourself in, as well." Arche said with a fake smile, hoping he could kill two birds with one stone.



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Reply #666 on: August 13, 2013, 04:21:12 AM
"Nope!" the Py-Loki duplicate said, "I'm goin' to Disney World!"

He then vanished in a puff of smoke.

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Reply #667 on: August 13, 2013, 04:53:19 AM
*in a helium high voice* "HEY! Watch the merchandise!"

As AFRODOK dusted himself, he noticed a figure in the background. The figure was stubby, and has a long flowy cape. It was also wearing a tuxedo, with a name tag on it, reading "The Owl".

*in a helium high voice* "The Owl huh. Sounds SO intimidating."


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Reply #668 on: August 13, 2013, 04:57:38 AM
"Like AFRODOK is any better." The Owl retorted looking at his name tag.

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Reply #669 on: August 13, 2013, 05:04:46 AM
"in a helium high voice* "It's an acronym! It stands for Afro'd Fiend Researched On and Designed Only for Killjoys! Don't tell me your name is an acronym too?"


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Reply #670 on: August 13, 2013, 05:08:29 AM
"It is not, it is my true name and a name that I am proud of." The Owl stated with pride "I am a hunter of great strength and will use that strength to get what what belongs to me.  Or at least I would if not for that foul wench."

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Reply #671 on: August 13, 2013, 05:10:42 AM
*in a helium high voice* "So let me get this straight, your name is based on a bird. Does that make you a bird-brain too?"


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Reply #672 on: August 13, 2013, 05:16:59 AM
"Birds are elegant and far more glorious that you are." The Owl glared "They struggle to survive with only what is around them and yet they make such beautiful strong structures.  They are also predators and very few can clip their wings so easily, the lower species of the food chain fear them and are no match for them. can you not see how magnificent that is?

They are what we should strive for, strength, beauty, and wits, that is the only way you get to the top my irritating nuisance."

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Reply #673 on: August 13, 2013, 05:40:11 AM
*in a helium high voice* "O... K... Whatever you say... On a separate note, since you mentioned wench... You want revenge on the heroes right?"


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Reply #674 on: August 13, 2013, 05:42:57 AM
*in a helium high voice* "O... K... Whatever you say... On a separate note, since you mentioned wench... You want revenge on the heroes right?"
"Well they are in my way of being the top of the food chain, what do you propose?" The Owl asked.

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