The Official RPM E3 2013 Discussion Thread! (R.I.P Microsoft)

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Reply #275 on: June 14, 2013, 03:53:54 AM
Oh [parasitic bomb], in my trousers. Better start splicing some Incinerate! 3 into me before I pull the Thompson M1921.
Gettin' me shotgun too... -_-
Have a sniper rifle to spare? I always pick it so I can one-on-one with Special Infected Fanboys.

oh god this whole zombie fanboy thing is rapidly becoming a game thing in my head make it stop

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Reply #276 on: June 14, 2013, 03:59:20 AM
Damn, that Playstation Used Game Instructional video on YouTube has nearly 11 million views!



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Reply #277 on: June 14, 2013, 04:01:07 AM
Have a sniper rifle to spare? I always pick it so I can one-on-one with Special Infected Fanboys.

oh god this whole zombie fanboy thing is rapidly becoming a game thing in my head make it stop
I have one that I duct taped a combat knife under the barrel for close encounters and modified it with some motors so it can fire more rapidly. 8D


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Reply #278 on: June 14, 2013, 04:02:04 AM
Imma station rabbid dogs in front of stores so it'll scare all those children away.



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Reply #279 on: June 14, 2013, 04:04:59 AM
Phi:  Meanwhile Microsoft is still trying to remove evidence of Mattrick being a complete tool.  Good luck, fuckers

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Reply #280 on: June 14, 2013, 04:18:35 AM
Phi:  Meanwhile Microsoft is still trying to remove evidence of Mattrick being a complete tool.  Good luck, fuckers

Heh, that video is impossible to hide, what with people sharing it around the place. And Microsoft trying to remove them lowers their reputation even more than it already was.



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Reply #281 on: June 14, 2013, 04:34:46 AM
I have one that I duct taped a combat knife under the barrel for close encounters and modified it with some motors so it can fire more rapidly. 8D
Hang on so you mean like you

[spoiler]
spent...

points...

on a...

weapon...

up...

grade...

HNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGG
[/spoiler]

*shoots self before game design mind takes over completely*

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Reply #282 on: June 14, 2013, 04:55:04 AM
Heh, that video is impossible to hide, what with people sharing it around the place. And Microsoft trying to remove them lowers their reputation even more than it already was.
They can't do that. It's impossible to lower their reputation any more when it's already at the bottom.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
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Reply #283 on: June 14, 2013, 04:55:39 AM
They can't do that. It's impossible to lower their reputation any more when it's already at the bottom.

There's ALWAYS lower.



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Reply #284 on: June 14, 2013, 04:56:57 AM
[tornado fang] it
I'm doing it
I'm gonna make the game
Will anybody be lending their voice talent for the zombie fanboys and/or survivors?

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Reply #285 on: June 14, 2013, 05:01:02 AM
Hang on so you mean like you

[spoiler]
spent...

points...

on a...

weapon...

up...

grade...

HNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGG
[/spoiler]

*shoots self before game design mind takes over completely*
What are you talking about? I took my sniper to a single-use upgrade station, and seeing how weapon modding in the 1960s within a dystopian hellhole stuck in the 1920s work, some things laying around your tool shed can be used to improvise weapons. Hell, gun and RPG turrets can be made from swivel chairs and motors apparently and a weapon. Even better...

[spoiler]heat-seeking rockets for a grenade launcher can be made from brass tubes, kerosene, and distilled water.[/spoiler]

They can't do that. It's impossible to lower their reputation any more when it's already at the bottom.
I'll wait for the day a Microsoft employee assaults a person walking out of store after buying a PS4/Wii U. And they attack me....



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Reply #286 on: June 14, 2013, 05:02:38 AM
There's ALWAYS lower.
Which they unfortunately prove you right.

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Reply #287 on: June 14, 2013, 05:05:50 AM
Which they unfortunately prove you right.

I do love being right.

Plus the fact that every day they keep this Used Game [parasitic bomb] going, it gets lower and lower.



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Reply #288 on: June 14, 2013, 05:06:44 AM
So how low do you think they'll end up?

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Reply #289 on: June 14, 2013, 05:09:22 AM
I hazard they'll try to resort to old-school mud-slinging.

Remember the bygone days of the classic Console Wars?

I can see Microsoft resorting to slanderous ads.


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Reply #290 on: June 14, 2013, 05:10:46 AM
Sony already did that to Microsoft though, for good reason and everyone loves it.

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Reply #291 on: June 14, 2013, 05:13:00 AM
I can see Microsoft resorting to slanderous ads.
Sega did that ages ago with Nintendo.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jGnZ-e3jc[/youtube]
It's only a matter of time before someone makes a parody of this to mock Xboned -1.

Sony already did that to Microsoft though, for good reason and everyone loves it.
Righteous burning at its finest. 8D


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Reply #292 on: June 14, 2013, 05:13:47 AM
Logically speaking, they should be trying to get rid of it now. Here's the thing...

My guess is that companies were happy that Microsoft was pulling this "no used game" [parasitic bomb] because they benefited as well. For some strange and very stupid reason, neither the companies nor Microsoft expected the immense backlash over this. I also think Sony was kinda hush-hush about the whole thing after the XBone conf. and adjusted their E3 conf. accordingly because they knew it would receive thunderous applause and get a lot of pre-orders, which it has. After that, the companies that were most likely behind this probably backed off and said "Oh yeah, we're all about used games baby!" because they didn't want to be associated with this bullshit, which left Microsoft in the gutter by themselves.

The bottom line is that NO ONE is behind this DRM bullshit. The early adopters, the X-Box loyalist and tech nerds, will buy it because it's new and shiny, but the more common sensed of gamer is going with the PS4 both cause of the DRM thing and the lower price. Microsoft CANNOT lower the price yet because the Kinect is costly and the system REQUIRES it to work (another really stupid [tornado fang]ing move) so their only option to salvage this XBone debacle is to do everything they can to remove it and the DRM plan or change it in some way. If they don't, they won't compete with the PS4.



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Reply #293 on: June 14, 2013, 05:16:46 AM
Sony does what X-Box One't. 8D


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Reply #294 on: June 14, 2013, 05:19:25 AM
Sony does what X-Box One't. 8D

Oooh bravo. XD



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Reply #295 on: June 14, 2013, 05:50:54 AM
Sony does what X-Box One't. 8D
It's so funny because it fits.

Sega ragged on Nintendo because the system itself wasn't powerful enough. It didn't.

Sony is ragging on Microsoft because they won't stop [tornado fang]ing over consumers.

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Reply #296 on: June 15, 2013, 02:55:32 AM


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Reply #297 on: June 15, 2013, 03:11:01 AM

I saw the screenshot and couldn't help myself. >0<

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Reply #299 on: June 16, 2013, 04:25:52 AM
Can't help but think that Fire Peach should have a blue top...

Lovin' the fact that the ponytail shows up as part of it, though.  Meshes nicely with the whole Small Mario/Luigi losing their hats thing that they started in 3D Land.

Now if only we could get Daisy in there...

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