The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

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Reply #275 on: June 12, 2013, 08:33:46 AM
...is this real?
Hard to believe right?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #276 on: June 12, 2013, 08:35:02 AM
Indeed. Hilarious!



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Reply #277 on: June 12, 2013, 08:36:23 AM
talk about desperate >0<

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Reply #278 on: June 12, 2013, 08:38:26 AM
Just to clarify, Flame, that is actually the retail price for us folks here in Australia.

AUD $599 for the console, and speculative game price point of AUD $118.
...hyup

I guess all I can really say is it isn't exactly what I'd expect out of a $4.4M game

It doesn't even have mouth animations


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Reply #279 on: June 12, 2013, 08:56:00 AM
Yeah I heard. Why does Gaming hate Aussies?

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #280 on: June 12, 2013, 09:38:15 AM
not just gaming

a lot of [parasitic bomb] is ridiculously overpriced down there :\

as another Australian told me once, it would be cheaper for him to fly to California, buy Photoshop here in the US, and fly back than it would be to buy it down there.

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Reply #281 on: June 12, 2013, 12:42:53 PM
Yeah, and Adobe may take you to court for corporate damages if you're using a product bought in another region. And Autodesk definitely will, with their owning both industry-level modelling software packages 3DSMax and Maya.

Back on the games front, the PS4 is being listed for $500, too. PS4 is still more appealing at this moment in time, even though Sony are doing twice the markup here that Microsoft are doing. But aside from that, there actually was an inquest into the "Australia Tax" that a lot of companies seems to do despite the current parity in the dollar (eg. Apple charging 1-29 for 99c tracks).

I guess all I can really say is it isn't exactly what I'd expect out of a $4.4M game

It doesn't even have mouth animations


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Reply #282 on: June 12, 2013, 08:19:50 PM
I'll never understand why Australia has such issues with import products. I mean, I know everything down there is already trying to kill you, but it seems like everyone ELSE outside of Australia is too. (wallet wise anyway)

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #283 on: June 12, 2013, 09:47:51 PM
I haven't watched this video because there's only so much stupid I can handle before inarticulate rage sets in, but from what I hear Microsoft is still not doing itself any favours.



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Reply #284 on: June 12, 2013, 09:50:40 PM
The sad trombone sells it.


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Reply #285 on: June 12, 2013, 09:52:09 PM
I really wonder how delusional Microsoft is right now.

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Reply #286 on: June 12, 2013, 11:36:53 PM
I'd say rock-bottom, but to quote my friend Josh, "There's always lower!"



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Reply #287 on: June 13, 2013, 12:08:11 AM
Oh well it'll make the Kingdom of Nintendo and Sony Republic prosper.

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Reply #288 on: June 13, 2013, 01:02:05 AM
The Xbox Ones that are corroding away in a compost heap will make their gardens lavish and beautiful. XD


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Reply #289 on: June 13, 2013, 01:03:50 AM
Nah it'll be inferior livestock feed which will make fertilizer that will make the gardens lavish and beautiful.

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Reply #290 on: June 13, 2013, 01:14:07 AM
No it'll be manure that makes their gardens smell like [parasitic bomb].



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Reply #291 on: June 13, 2013, 01:25:53 AM
No it'll be manure that makes their gardens smell like [parasitic bomb].
Or it'll be the [parasitic bomb] that will make the gardens smell like manure.


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Reply #292 on: June 13, 2013, 02:16:04 AM



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Reply #293 on: June 13, 2013, 02:21:03 AM
DIG, DIG TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND FALL INTO SPACE!

Also I see no Japan on that list. :\

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Reply #294 on: June 13, 2013, 02:22:26 AM
Seriously?  Japan is excluded?

The hell, Microsoft?


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Reply #295 on: June 13, 2013, 02:23:15 AM
I swear, I could write a book on Microsoft's failures.

Also I see no Japan on that list. :\

That's a huge market lost. Japan loves their Xbox.



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Reply #296 on: June 13, 2013, 02:24:48 AM
That's a huge market lost. Japan loves their Xbox.
I thought Xbox sales in Japan were particularly low. :\

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Reply #297 on: June 13, 2013, 02:28:14 AM
I thought Xbox sales in Japan were particularly low. :\

Whoops, sorry. I meant PS3, forget it.

Still, not having Xbone in Japan is really odd.



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Reply #298 on: June 13, 2013, 02:30:32 AM
It truly is.

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Reply #299 on: June 13, 2013, 02:31:21 AM
There's always lower!