Topic: The new next-gen 2013 Xbox reveal (discussions here)

[Quickman]

Unfortunately...

[spoiler]It's fake.[/spoiler]

[Sakura Leic]

[spoiler]Should have figured, it almost wasn't worth my eyes being assaulted with such disgusting things like some dude's huge as beer belly and a link leading to an article of a a boyfriend super glueing his girlfriend's vagina.[/spoiler]

[Quickman]

I just felt that we haven't had any XBone stupidity in a while and shared it anyway.

[ViperAcidZX]

[spoiler]It was nice that you shared that with the class. I also like that article included IGN and Kotaku. If there is any sort of actual stupidity Microsoft has done with the Xboned, is not having backwards compatibility from the start.[/spoiler]

[Phi]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Amatiramisu]

oh my god lol the disk ejection article was fake lol

I don't remember the original source but it's not real lol

[Sakura Leic]

[spoiler][/spoiler]

What did I just see?

[Phi]

What did I just see?

The next step to achieve human enlightenment.

[Sakura Leic]

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/xbox-onesie-announced-by-microsoft/1100-6442903/

You guys thought the ride ended but it's still going.......

[Amatiramisu]

Why.

[Sakura Leic]

The sad thing is I would buy this. 

If it was a Hoodie.

And was a PS4 Hoodie instead of the Xbone.

[Phi]

Reading the article title, I assumed it was a onesie to dress the actual console.

This is just as dumb, though.

[Quickman]

*looks at the Xbonesie*

Why

I mean, onesies are great and all.  I love my Umbreon onesie and I can't wait for the weather to cool down so I can wear it more.  I'd really love to get another onesie and I have my eye on a hyena onesie. 

But... much like Gamer Grub, Game Fuel, and other gamer-marketed items...

...why

Just be a furry like the rest of us.

[Sakura Leic]

Hell if it was regular pajamas this would sell more, why make it a freaking onesie?   So few people wear onesies, does Microsoft seriously not get that?

[Quickman]

Before I saw the article, I thought it was a baby onesie.

I dunno which is worse.

[Sakura Leic]

Both would be nearly equally bad but I think the Baby Onesie would be worse.

[ViperAcidZX]

Limited quantities of the S model are being manufactured? Why?

[Sakura Leic]

Because Project Scorpio will make both Xbones obsolete, but it's still stupid the S model is not going to be the standard now.

[ViperAcidZX]

It also limits the costumers' options of which system they want, especially if Scorpio is going to cost much more than the standard/S model. It's like with Nintendo and the New 3DS line by making the regular sized a limited edition deal in the U.S..

[Amatiramisu]

I mean this is the first time an S model wouldn't [tornado fang] up the console functionality irreversably. See: PS3 slim which removed backwards compatibility, or 360 slim which removed external hard drive.

This time neither of them had any features to begin with. No worries about any changes aside from form factor when they don't have any functionality at all! 

[Sakura Leic]

To this day I still don't understand how the hell the PS3 Slim can play PS1 games but not PS2 games.  It doesn't make sense.........

[ViperAcidZX]

I thought the reason PS3s can play PS1 games was because it has a PS1 emulator built in the system and they removed the PS2 hardware in Silm PS3s or something along those that gave it PS2 compatibility.

[Amatiramisu]

Basically that's the gist of it. Classic PS3s had PS2 hardware built-in.

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