Topic: Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

[Sakura Leic]

I just got a email from Amazon about a recall of HP computer chargers, but mine doesn't match the description of the ones that were recalled so I guess I'm okay.

[Quickman]

One of the shirts I got yesterday is an extra-small that fits like a women's large.  A little consistency in sizing is all I ask.

[Sakura Leic]

One of the shirts I got yesterday is an extra-small that fits like a women's large.  A little consistency in sizing is all I ask.

That's odd.

My brother was sent home from UPS because he was 5 mins late due to baseball traffic, that's rough.

[Quickman]

Maybe the shirt was supposed to be really, really big or something.  It fits fine for me, though, and the spinal column graphic on the back lines up with my spine, as I have a short torso.  I also have these long, spindly arms, so it looks a little weird.

Maybe the company was using military sizing.  In military sizing, I'm an extra-small.

[Sakura Leic]

At least you don't have to worry about narrow shoulders making it slip off or the chest being too tight like I have to, it's why I don't really like wearing polo shirts.

[Quickman]

Yeah, my shoulders are good and broad.  I look like crap in anything with a wide collar, though.

Women's sizes are so weird.  This is why I dress like a teenage boy.

[Sakura Leic]

I only have trouble with pants and shorts, due to my shapely thighs and lack of thigh gap.  Though I'm proud of that really, I wouldn't like my legs to look like sticks.

[Quickman]

Thigh gap is overrated.  We can crush a man's head with our thighs.

[Sakura Leic]

Another problem is that because I'm short sometimes pant legs are too long too.

[Police Girl]

I've got none of those clothing problems.

Because I'm a guy, who's very dedicated to a very small wardrobe.

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah guys have it easier since womens clothes have so many fits it's not even funny.  And don't get me started on how some shoes are just plain uncomfortable to me because I have arches.

[Quickman]

You guys are so lucky that you don't have to worry about breasts getting in the way, hips that refuse to fit in pants, a butt that ends up smushed in a pair of skinny jeans because you're trying to wear clothing made by an industry with delusions of what beauty is, and you don't fit in with those delusions because you decided that having muscles is more preferable to starving yourself to fit in clothes that make you look like a slutty stick...

[Sakura Leic]

I mean the only thing you can really sympathize with us about is being tight down there, which happens more often than you would thing for us.  We don't even get waist and leg measurements for pants like you guys, I really envy you guys for that.

[Reaperoid]

I don't even know how old my socks are

[Quickman]

Indeed, one of the reasons why I prefer men's pants--looser in the crotch.

As for socks... I don't know how old mine are, and some of them are wearing thin in the heels, so I'll need to get more eventually.  Need more toe socks, too, for my toe shoes.

[Sakura Leic]

I usually get new socks when they get too dirty to clean.

Also another problem I have with shirts is sometimes they roll up, are unexpectedly see thru, and the sleeves are too tight.  I really wish that a lot of shirts weren't so cheaply made like that.

[Quickman]

Yeah, I prefer a bit of room in the underarm area.  Having to constantly adjust my shirt is annoying.  Sit, do the TNG shirt-pull.  Stand, do the TNG shirt-pull.  Take a walk, do the TNG shirt-pull.  Raise arms over head, do the TNG shirt-pull.

[Sakura Leic]

It's worse for me since sometimes I have to adjust my chest area with some shirts, at least no one really notices when I do but it's so awkward. 

[Phi]

My ex did that, on occasion.

We men don't mind.

[Sakura Leic]

It's still really awkward to have to do that even then, it feels awkward that I have to do that.

[Quickman]

And don't get my started on bikinis!  They require a certain amount of boobage to stay on properly.  I lack that required amount, so mine have this tendency of slip-sliding around and threatening to come right off.  Constant adjustment is required.

[Protoman Blues]

Honestly, I have no idea how women deal with clothing.

[Quickman]

With lots and lots of complaining.

[Reaperoid]

Yeah, just abolish it entirely

[Sakura Leic]

And don't get my started on bikinis!  They require a certain amount of boobage to stay on properly.  I lack that required amount, so mine have this tendency of slip-sliding around and threatening to come right off.  Constant adjustment is required.

And here I thought a bikini would be better for someone with a smaller chest, I don't remember the times I wore a bikini the chest area felt kind of loose even with my chest being at least a C not that I care since I prefer the coverage of a one piece.

Honestly, I have no idea how women deal with clothing.

I don't know either.

With lots and lots of complaining.

Oh so much indeed.

Yeah, just abolish it entirely

The only thing I would abolish are flip flops and heels that aren't closed toed because [tornado fang] both of them.  Otherwise hell no.