Super "What Are You Thinking?" ReBirth

[Dr. Wily II]

... Don't worry... We are here for you. *kidnaps Ashe*

[Police Girl]

Eh.

*Adds Touko from B/W into the list*

She has a big ponytail and is cute. Fits the bill even if she doesn't have personality really.

Jupiter's probably my favorite though. She just seems like the kind of person you'd want to be great friends with or something.

[Quickman]

Eh, I've had more than a few... husbandus(?) over the years.  Still have one or two around, haven't divorced them all entirely.

[Dr. Wily II]

Eh.

*Adds Touko from B/W into the list*

She has a big ponytail and is cute. Fits the bill even if she doesn't have personality really.

Jupiter's probably my favorite though. She just seems like the kind of person you'd want to be great friends with or something.

Until you get on her bad side, and she Thunderbolts you. *kidnaps Fuuro/Skyla*

[Police Girl]

Well I can't really sleep anymore without cuddling with a pillow or two so I usually still see characters that I've waifu'ed/harem'ed in my dreams.

So that's fun.

[Dr. Wily II]

Suddenly... Jupiter. O:

[Quickman]

I cuddle my Mewtwo plushie.

Does that count?

[Dr. Wily II]

That counts.

I cuddle... TOFU

[Police Girl]

Suddenly... Jupiter. O:

She's the best. 

Though maybe its getting a bit too heavy here. I should back down lest I go into the Tool Zone.

I cuddle my Mewtwo plushie.

Does that count?

Is it soft? Is it comfortable to cuddle?

Yes to either the above, it counts.

[Quickman]

So, what's the female equivalent of waifu?

[Police Girl]

So, what's the female equivalent of waifu?

The female equivalent? I take it you mean a woman having affection for a fictional male.

Husbando. You had it almost right earlier.

[Dr. Wily II]

She's the best.  

Though maybe its getting a bit too heavy here. I should back down lest I go into the Tool Zone.

You are in good company, so it's... Fine.

[Police Girl]

Why is fine so emphasized?

I'm... uneasy.

[Quickman]

Is it soft? Is it comfortable to cuddle?

Yes to either the above, it counts.

Yes and yes.  The right size for cuddling, too.

[Dr. Wily II]

Why is fine so emphasized?

I'm... uneasy.

*pulls up a chair*
Please... Have a... Seat.

[Quickman]

You have fun with that.  I'm off to bed.

To cuddle.

CUDDLES!

[Police Girl]

Err... okay.

[Dr. Wily II]

Now then... *ties Clefant up*

YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL YOUR FIGURES

[Police Girl]

You have SD gundams... aren't they enough?

I don't own even 100 things yet.

[Dr. Wily II]

SHHHHHHHH THEY CAN HEAR YOU


And the amount doesn't matter... HAVING THEM IS WHAT MATTERS

[Police Girl]

You don't want my figures.

They've been exposed to the air of a pet-owning household and have been unboxed.

They are useless to you.

[Dr. Wily II]

... Do they have dried drool/slobber?

[Police Girl]

... Do they have dried drool/slobber?

No, thankfully.

[Dr. Wily II]

THEN THEY ARE STILL WORTHY

[Reaperoid]

Is ice cream cake truly completely made of ice cream?

Ice cream cake puddle