Pokemon Generation VI: X/Y & Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire

[Hypershell]

'maru, let me tell you something, you need play online for about five minutes before somebody bitches about something you're doing.  There are ENTIRELY too many ways to completely screw your opponent in Gen VI to avoid them all, just pick a tactic that you enjoy and run with it.

But yeah, you are damn evil with that Aegislash.

I suppose if I wanted to be more evil myself, I could come up with a more annoyance-based opening move.  But I get tired of Breeding/Super Training all those alts...  We'll see.

[Akamaru]

You are completely right. Going online in rating is asking to face off a flincher team, swift swim, Fake out Khangastan and other things that I tire. My team is made up of favorites in pokemon. Sure, I made counters against those types of team, like my Lucario is a mega-khangastan counter, my Cloyster against other charizards, dragons, or the accursed Talonflame, my dragonite is actually for against Fairies; little things like that.

Still they are the pokemon that are actually the special to me, most off them from gen I when I first started playing.

[Hypershell]

Hey, that's why Steelix and Dragonite always have a spot on my team.

I just wish they hadn't skipped the tutors in X/Y.  I still haven't picked up OR/AS, and it's only in about the last week that I "got over" not being able to teach my Dragonite Superpower.  Physical Lapras and Icy Wind support are a lot harder to pull off for that reason, as well.

[Dr. Wily II]

*Hypnos*

Go grab ORAS... Get Move Tutors... Get Hidden Abilities in the wild... Get Egg Moves in the wild...

[Quickman]

And rub my Hypno so he squirts out a shiny.

RUB HIM REAL GOOD

[Dr. Wily II]

*rubs down Prof REAL good*

[Sakura Leic]

*gives 10 ribbons to the Hypno*

Now go to Sinnoh and find the Ribbon Syndicate.  They'll rub him real good.

[Quickman]

Do they know the Masuda Massage?

[Sakura Leic]

No but apparently they can rub Eggs.

[Dr. Wily II]

Well... Your Secret Base Pals can be alternatives to some good egg rubbin'.
... You just need to find Ace Trainers, Poke Fans, Pokemon Breeders, Aroma Ladies, and...

Hikers.

[Reaperoid]

Do they know the Masuda Massage?

I... I kn-- *waves hand in the air, then realises his mistake and runs for the hills*

[Amatiramisu]

Stop sexualizing baby Pokemon. It's disgusting.

[Quickman]

It's not the babies that need rubbed.

IT'S MY HYPNO

[Quickman]

I got my first theme.  Got the Hanafuda theme.  It purdy.

[Hypershell]

Few things feel more satisfying than when you fight an all-shiny-uber-Legend team on random Wifi, and the only thing they managed to KO is your Level 1 Sableye.

Mewtwo and Dragonite, FTW.

[Reaperoid]

It's not the babies that need rubbed.

IT'S MY HYPNO

I'm joining in on the Hypno hype :U
*focuses beams of Masuda particles on his Hypno and Ditto*

[Quickman]

I'm over 550 eggs with my Hypno.

The resultant shiny baby will have [parasitic bomb] stats and no doubt the wrong ability, but dammit, IT WILL BE PINK

[Reaperoid]

6v drowzee mama already? Awesome, thank you RNGesus, but I want shiny now!

[Dr. Wily II]

And what happens when you do!?

[Reaperoid]

Further exposure to Masuda rays will turn a Drowzee into The Man, The Monster, The Incredible Hypno!!

[Quickman]

MAKE MY NEXT EGG A SHINY

I'm closing in on 600 eggs!

[Reaperoid]

I am trying! I can only work so hard!

[Phi]

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?

[Reaperoid]

LOUD NOISES MASUDA RAYSSSSS
*bombards*

[Dr. Wily II]

GAAAAAAAAAH *ray'd*