The Red Wing Squadron made it in the ISS with out being noticed thanks to PBPB's distraction. The place was practically deserted because of the counter attack, it was the perfect opportunity to get the part unnoticed.
"That was close." Zeta said panting.
"Yeah if it weren't for that PBPB chick we probably would have had a harder time getting in here." W2PB said also panting.
"PBPB's not going to last long out there let's get that part and get out of here ASAP nya~!" Sakura said determined.
"You're still doing that 'nya~' thing?" questioned W2PB.
"Even though the place looks deserted there could still be someone in here, so she has to stay in character." Zeta explained seriously.
"As much as I don't want to she's right nya~" Sakura said equally serious.
"Okay if you say so." W2PB said giving up "So where's that part?"
"If I know PB, he would put it in the Engineering Sextion nya~" Sakura said thoughtfully
"Then that's where we got to go." Said Zeta "I'll take front, Saki you go in the middle, W2PB you rear up the back."
"Okay." Said the both of them as they got into a line and walked toward the office.
The Engineering Sextion was located in the back of the Shack so Sakura provided directions for the fastest way to get there.
On the way W2PB asked something quietly.
"Hey Sakura?"
"What's up W2PB nya~?" Sakura said equally as quiet.
"Who exactly is PBPB?" asked W2PB.
"She's a bunny girl clone of PB nya~" Explained Sakura.
"Another clone?" W2PB said curiously "That explains why she's so reckless. Is she a robot like me?"
"No she was created from magic using PB's DNA nya~." said Sakura.
"You can do that?" wondered W2PB.
"Yeah, you happen to live in a world where almost everyone has some kind of crazy power nya~" Sakura said seriously.
"I see." W2PB said thoughtfully "She must be a lot like PB then since she's literally made from his DNA."
"You'd think that but you're dead wrong nya~" Sakura said bluntly.
"Really?" W2PB said a little surprised.
"She's more serious than PB but at the same time she's hornier than him as well. She'll [tornado fang] anything that moves nya~" Sakura said with a bit of disgust as she said that last sentence.
"But isn't PB the same way?" W2PB questioned "I mean I've only been to 2 of the 3 places PB owns and both of them are a business that profits from people making love to each other."
"Actually PB owns at least 5 businesses, though 4 of them are what you say they are." Sakura corrected "While is true that they both get around a lot, they have different methods of doing so. PB doesn't go that far until he gets to know and romances a woman first, if the girl is not interested he won't push it and they still remain friends. PBPB on the other hand uses her feminine wiles and seduction, if that person falls for it she and her "date" are usually in bed in a matter of minutes nya~" Sakura said sick to her stomach.
"Huh, so it's safe to say that PB is a qualitative hedonist and PBPB is a quantitative hedonist?" W2PB said thinking about it.
"That's one way to look at it." Said Sakura "But it doesn't end there, she has a very low opinion of men, other than PB of course. She only sees them for, well you know nya~"
"Well that seems a bit discouraging." W2PB said a bit shocked.
"Anyway you should be careful around her nya~" warned Sakura.
"Don't worry Sakura, I don't even have a dick." W2PB said reassuringly.
"That's not what I meant." said Sakura "She came in while I was fixing you and she kinda freaked out. She questioned my qualifications of being the temporary commander until we get PB back and challenged me to a duel for leadership of the Resistance nya~"
"She did huh, well that's just great." W2PB said a bit concerned "I'm assuming she doesn't trust me considering I'm one of Bathair's robots, and the fact that I look like PB definitely doesn't help with him gone and all."
"It's not just that, though that is a main part of it." Sakura said with a bit of sadness "PBPB has an even lower opinion of robots than she does men, even before the war. She called Borock-bot a waste of a face and body and she questioned why I built something that I couldn't [tornado fang] nya~"
"Huh that lady sure is a piece of work, and she thinks that she can lead the resistance better than you can?" W2PB questioned.
"She's very intelligent and she has more years of combat experience than I do." Sakura explained "She's just as capable than me to lead the Resistance, probably even more than I am nya~"
"I don't think that's true Sakura." said W2PB.
"Huh?" Sakura said a little surprised.
"It's true that a leader should be smart and strong but that's not the only thing that a leader should be." W2PB explained "A leader is someone who brings people together to accomplish a goal. He or She has to be able to not only to lead them but work with them as well. PB definitely has those qualities and, despite his recklessness, he was an amazing leader because he accepted and treated everyone like equals. Hell he trusted me despite knowing that I was created to destroy his resistance from within and treated me like his buddy. He was willing to sacrifice his own life to protect you guys and probably thought you guys would be able to push through if he didn't make it. You were his second in command Sakura, and I don't think it's because your his protege. You have the same compassion that he does and you can work with anyone. You risked your life not only for him but me as well, and I don't even think I deserve that treatment.
If what you said about this PBPB is true then I think think she's less qualified to lead the Resistance. I can understand why she hates me, and I can take that. I can even barely understand treating men like boy toys to a degree, but treating robots as nothing more than scrap metal is unacceptable.
We may be fighting against robots but not all robots are evil mindless drones like Bathair's grunts. We're sentient and have emotions, we think like humans and act like humans so just because we can't make love make us less than them? That's a load of crap, just because most biological organisms were meant to procreate doesn't mean that someone's only purpose! We experience and enjoy life no matter how short it is and those experiences connect us to one another. Each and everyone of us have a purpose in life and we have bonds with those we trust. Things like that can't fulfilled with pleasure alone.
If PBPB wants to believe that a robot who is able to experience all those things minus sex is not worth her time that's her problem. However I don't think that way and neither do you. I will never follow someone like that, and even if she wins that bull [parasitic bomb] duel I still won't. PB put me under your command and I'll stay there until I die because I believe in you and trust you more than anyone I've ever met."
"You really believe that W2PB nya~?" She said surprised with what he just said.
"I do." W2PB said with a bit of pride. "You put your trust in me, the least I can do is back you up and stand by you side."
"Thank you nya~" Sakura said feeling reassured.
"Anytime." he said.
"Hey Saki, I don't mean to interrupt W2PB's pep talk but is this the Engineering Sextion?" Zeta said as she pointed to a room.
"Huh, oh yes that's it nya~" Sakura confirmed.
"Okay let's go in." said W2PB.
The three went inside and stared ate the room. It was completely made of metal and parts were everywhere.
"Holy crap that's a lot of parts!" Zeta said in awe.
"I'm not surprised, PB's a lot like the Berbils. When it comes to machine parts he's a pack rat and can't bear to throw any of it away. He keeps all of it in case he ever needed them nya~"
"There's got to be a billion parts here!" Zeta exclaimed "How the hell are we supposed to find that thing in this sea of junk! We have a better chance finding a needle in a haystack!"
"Hey guys I think I found it!" W2PB shouted pointing at a pile of parts.
"What the heck, how did you find it so fast kiddo?" Zeta said astonished.
"There's a sign up there that says Sex Station 2069 spare engine parts!" explained W2PB.
"Well how about that, at least he's organized." Zeta sweat dropped.
"Okay let's get that part out of here, Tinker, I need your help nya~!" She said as she threw her Pokeball.
The familiar weasel like Pokemon came out in a flash.
"Mienshao!" it cried.
"Tinker, we need to get out of here as fast as possible. Can you carry that part inside the Pokeball with you nya~?" She asked.
"Mien!" Tinker cried and saluted. Tinker proceeded to pick up the correct part and hugged it like a girl would a stuff animal.
"Thank you Tinker, return nya~" Sakura said as she put Tinker back in his Pokeball.
"That ting can store things other than those creatures?" asked W2PB.
"Yeah, I once even heard that someone accidentally caught a Riceball in one nya~" said Sakura.
"Well at least that person won't go hungry." Said W2PB.
"Okay we got the part, let's leave this joint!" Said Zeta.
Both of them nodded and proceeded to run out of the place.
The Red Wing Squadron made it out in one piece however they looked up to see that PBPB was in a bind.
"Oh crap it's the robot masters that used to work for PB! PBPB's in trouble nya~" Sakura yelled.
"Dammit she's out numbered, she needs help!" W2PB yelled.
"She can't escape or else those Robot Masters will follow us, and we can't stay here while the Sex Station's engine is out of commission and under attack nya~!" Sakura yelled in anguish.
"[parasitic bomb] so no matter what we do it's a lose-lose situation?!" Said W2PB with a little hopelessness.
"You guys go ahead and get that part back to the base." Zeta said with determination. "I'll give Bunny PB some back up."
"Zeta?" W2PB said as he stared at her. "You're willing to stay behind to save PBPB and let us get away?
"Yup." She said looking them in the eye "That Bunny PB may be a [sonic slicer] but she's still your comrade right? I'm sure both of you are willing to risk your life to save her despite her shitty personality right?"
"Those Robot Masters are very strong." Sakura said with a bit of concern "It's not going to be a easy battle, do you think you can handle it Zeta nya~?"
"Are you kidding, they're nothing but a bunch of inexperienced kids to me." Zeta said with a bit of cockiness "Hell the only reason they got PBPB on the ropes is because they ganged up on her. Once we even the odds it'll be no problem, besides I've been meaning to test that sweet machine you made for me"
"Okay Zeta, go help PBPB and make sure the both of you come out alive!" Sakura commanded.
"Oh you bet I will, no way we're going down without a fight!" Zeta said proudly.
All three of them ran to their ships and began starting the engines.
Sakura and W2PB began flying back to the Sex Station when they were spotted by Comet Woman.
"Hey I don't recognize those ships, do you think you can escape the Almighty Comet Woman?" She said as she tried to fire her Comet Tits at them. However Zeta cutted her off with her one of her Arwing's Missiles.
"Ha can't let you do that, Comet Tits!" Zeta said cheekily "What do you think of my Arwing's Missile Tits?"
"Why you, you'll pay for that!" Comet Woman roared as she fired her Comet Tits, succeeding this time.
"Yeah good luck with that girly." Zeta said as she evaded the attack and rapid fired her Lazers on all 4 of them. They were forced to scatter because of her assault and the Dark Field on PBPB was expelled.
PBPB's screens came back to life and Zeta open her communications unit.
"Hey there Bunny PB, how ya doing?" Zeta greeted.
"I'm doing better, but who are you?" PBPB questioned
"Name's Zeta Bunny, I'm one of Saki's friends." Zeta said with a smile.
"You're talking about Sakura right?" said PBPB "So she managed to get away thanks to you, didn't she."
"Yup that she did." Zeta confirmed "If she didn't have that engine to worry about she and Robo PB would have totally helped you."
"That would be something lil Miss Hot Legs would do in different circumstance." PBPB muttered.
"Hey Saki has more than kick ass legs!" Zeta said proudly "Anyway you still have some fight in that thing right?"
"I've barely gotten started" PBPB said with determination "There's no way these horny love machines can beat my tits!"
"That's the spirit!" Zeta said brimming with confidence "Let's give them hell Bunny PB!"
"Right!" yelled PBPB.
The two of them then got back into the fray.
(Ugh this may have taken forever but it was so fun to write. I hope I got PBPB accurate, I barely know the character but judging by her actions and the way she talks along with her profile I think I came up with something decent. I also figured that since Wily II really doesn't care about anything besides taking over the world, he might not have built a dick on W2PB despite building him to replace PB.
Also since Zeta has a custom Arwing she may have some different weapons on board hence why she has missiles, though if any of you want to give her more go right ahead.)