Getting mugged

[Ladd Spencer]

Has anyone here ever been mugged? I just got mugged. It's really shitty.

[Quickman]

I've been mugged.  it sucks.

[Archer]

no because i don't live in america

[Sakura Leic]

I've never been mugged but that sucks dude.

[Ladd Spencer]

They took my shitty mostly broken cheap ass phone and my pack of smokes with only 1 cigarette in it, but couldn't manage to find my GPS and wallet. Hurr durr

Posted on: November 01, 2012, 04:27:07 AMOh and they hit like pussies. I mean, I got two bumps on my head, but I was expecting it to be a lot more painful. They hit me in my torso somewhere, but for the life of me I can't figure out where.

[Flame]

Who the [tornado fang] mugs a pack of cigarettes. With 1 left no less. probably to save face, I imagine.

[Archer]

Who the [tornado fang] mugs a pack of cigarettes. With 1 left no less. probably to save face, I imagine.

homeless people desperate for smokes? geez what do you think

there are plenty of possibilities

no one who mugs people needs to 'save face'

[Quickman]

When I was mugged, the guy got away with $20.  I claimed to not have a phone.

[Joseph Collins]

I'm happy to say that I have never been mugged.  I have been thrown up against a wall by someone who intended to do me malice intent, however, and I have gotten the woo-hah knocked out of me.  But that happened in high school and elementary school respectively, so I doubt sincerely that that counts for anything.

All y'all are very luck all they did was mug you for meager crap.  There's been far, far worse incidents.

[Ladd Spencer]

I hope to use this as my snapping point and propel myself into global domination/Bond villain status/political terrorist. I will carve my face in this world. <-- You can quote me on that little tidbit there.

[Rin]

I hope to use this as my snapping point and propel myself into global domination/Bond villain status/political terrorist. I will carve my face in this world. <-- You can quote me on that little tidbit there.

How about I carve ON your face?

[spoiler]Yes.[/spoiler]

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Radical idea here:

Wear spiked plate mail under your duds next time you go out. That way, when they try to punch you with the intent to mug you, SURPRISE [sonic slicer]

[Ladd Spencer]

My brother said the same thing.

[Archer]

Here's a better idea:

Don't get mugged.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

Here's a better idea:

Don't get mugged.

"Don't get shot at in a drive-by shooting."
"Don't get hungry."

[Joseph Collins]

You forgot "Don't belch or fart." and "Don't get headaches."

[Ladd Spencer]

"Remember, pants before shoes."

[Quickman]

Well, there are different services available that would make it so that you would never have to leave your house...

[Protoman Blues]

But the outside world, minus the muggin' is so much fun! Restaurants, Nintendo World, and all that NYC has to offer.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

But the outside world, minus the muggin' is so much fun! Restaurants, Nintendo World, and all that NYC has to offer.

but 101% of the world doesn't live in NYC.

[Protoman Blues]

Judging by our population, I'd say 85%.

[Ladd Spencer]

I miss Philly and New York a lot, but there's quite a lot down here to love that's not present back home up North.

[Protoman Blues]

Like?

[Ladd Spencer]

The girls are hotter. The food's better. Though you can't even get a real hoagie here.

[Protoman Blues]

Where is this magical place?