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on: November 01, 2012, 05:18:44 AM
Has anyone here ever been mugged? I just got mugged. It's really shitty.


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Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 05:19:26 AM
I've been mugged.  it sucks.


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Reply #2 on: November 01, 2012, 05:22:24 AM
no because i don't live in america



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Reply #3 on: November 01, 2012, 05:23:26 AM
I've never been mugged but that sucks dude.

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Reply #4 on: November 01, 2012, 05:28:03 AM
They took my shitty mostly broken cheap ass phone and my pack of smokes with only 1 cigarette in it, but couldn't manage to find my GPS and wallet. Hurr durr

Posted on: November 01, 2012, 04:27:07 AM
Oh and they hit like pussies. I mean, I got two bumps on my head, but I was expecting it to be a lot more painful. They hit me in my torso somewhere, but for the life of me I can't figure out where.


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Reply #5 on: November 01, 2012, 05:38:57 AM
Who the [tornado fang] mugs a pack of cigarettes. With 1 left no less. probably to save face, I imagine.

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Reply #6 on: November 01, 2012, 05:41:28 AM
Who the [tornado fang] mugs a pack of cigarettes. With 1 left no less. probably to save face, I imagine.

homeless people desperate for smokes? geez what do you think

there are plenty of possibilities

no one who mugs people needs to 'save face'



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Reply #7 on: November 01, 2012, 05:47:44 AM
When I was mugged, the guy got away with $20.  I claimed to not have a phone.


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Reply #8 on: November 01, 2012, 08:36:15 AM
I'm happy to say that I have never been mugged.  I have been thrown up against a wall by someone who intended to do me malice intent, however, and I have gotten the woo-hah knocked out of me.  But that happened in high school and elementary school respectively, so I doubt sincerely that that counts for anything.

All y'all are very luck all they did was mug you for meager crap.  There's been far, far worse incidents.



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Reply #9 on: November 01, 2012, 08:50:13 AM
I hope to use this as my snapping point and propel myself into global domination/Bond villain status/political terrorist. I will carve my face in this world. <-- You can quote me on that little tidbit there.


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Reply #10 on: November 01, 2012, 11:04:45 AM
I hope to use this as my snapping point and propel myself into global domination/Bond villain status/political terrorist. I will carve my face in this world. <-- You can quote me on that little tidbit there.
How about I carve ON your face?

[spoiler]Yes.[/spoiler]



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Reply #11 on: November 02, 2012, 05:25:36 AM
Radical idea here:

Wear spiked plate mail under your duds next time you go out. That way, when they try to punch you with the intent to mug you, SURPRISE [sonic slicer]


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Reply #12 on: November 02, 2012, 05:41:32 AM
My brother said the same thing.


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Reply #13 on: November 02, 2012, 05:42:29 AM
Here's a better idea:

Don't get mugged.



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Reply #14 on: November 02, 2012, 08:02:48 PM
Here's a better idea:

Don't get mugged.
"Don't get shot at in a drive-by shooting."
"Don't get hungry."


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Reply #15 on: November 02, 2012, 10:28:57 PM
You forgot "Don't belch or fart." and "Don't get headaches."



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Reply #16 on: November 03, 2012, 05:07:33 AM
"Remember, pants before shoes."


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Reply #17 on: November 03, 2012, 06:23:59 AM
Well, there are different services available that would make it so that you would never have to leave your house...


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Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 08:46:59 PM
But the outside world, minus the muggin' is so much fun! Restaurants, Nintendo World, and all that NYC has to offer.



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Reply #19 on: November 04, 2012, 12:31:00 AM
But the outside world, minus the muggin' is so much fun! Restaurants, Nintendo World, and all that NYC has to offer.
but 101% of the world doesn't live in NYC.


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Reply #20 on: November 04, 2012, 01:40:40 AM
Judging by our population, I'd say 85%. XD



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Reply #21 on: November 05, 2012, 11:34:01 PM
I miss Philly and New York a lot, but there's quite a lot down here to love that's not present back home up North.


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Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 11:38:52 PM
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Reply #23 on: November 06, 2012, 12:19:00 AM
The girls are hotter. The food's better. Though you can't even get a real hoagie here.


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Reply #24 on: November 06, 2012, 01:01:48 AM
Where is this magical place?