"What's Upsetting You Right Now?"

[Sakura Leic]

I kind of do understand his butthurt of not knowing about the trip, but yeah it's kind of petty especially when he started talking about conventions.

[Phi]

I still can't fathom why you're his friend.

[Quickman]

He has some good qualities, but they're very quickly being overshadowed.  I don't talk to him that much anymore, since I'm infrequent on Skype, never on IRC, and generally ignore him on TFN.  He wasn't this bad, but he's very quickly becoming increasingly uncomfortable to be around.

Most of all, I want him to get it through his thick skull that he can't live with me.  I refuse to allow that and I've told him so.  He needs to leave me the [tornado fang] alone about that and grow the hell up.

[Police Girl]

Why does he call himself an old man?

Goodwood confuses me.

[Quickman]

I thought he was referring to his dad.

But anyway, I just PMed another SWFanon admin about Goodwood's behavior and learned that he's been like this to other people on IRC and has gotten himself banned from Halo Fanon (or Halo Nation, the admin wasn't sure which) due to being belligerent and increasingly creepy.  He's going to look into options on what to do with Goodwood.

So, it's not just me who has been having a problem with him, lately.  He's gotten creepier, and Brandon (the admin) said he noticed the increase after the Wook's April Fools debacle.  The guy's been spiraling downhill since. 

[Sakura Leic]

Sounds like he really needs some mental help.

[Quickman]

He's blaming it on his joining 4chan.  But yes, he needs to get help, grow up, and leave us all alone.

[Police Girl]

you don't "join" 4chan.

what an idiot.

[Sakura Leic]

He's blaming it on his joining 4chan.  But yes, he needs to get help, grow up, and leave us all alone.

Oh please 4chan may be something of a cesspool but that's hardly a trigger for madness,  stupidity maybe but not madness.

[Quickman]

Well, I've updated Brandon with information regarding Goodwood's banning from the Lit IRC, so we'll see what comes of it.  As long as Goodwood is off Freenode, then I can be active on IRC.  I could care less about any wiki bannings; I just want him to leave me alone on IRC.

[Protoman Blues]

He has some good qualities, but they're very quickly being overshadowed.  I don't talk to him that much anymore, since I'm infrequent on Skype, never on IRC, and generally ignore him on TFN.  He wasn't this bad, but he's very quickly becoming increasingly uncomfortable to be around.

Most of all, I want him to get it through his thick skull that he can't live with me.  I refuse to allow that and I've told him so.  He needs to leave me the [tornado fang] alone about that and grow the hell up.

This almost sounds like Panda.

BTW, this is the same guy who wanted to run for public office, right? 

[Quickman]

This is the same guy.

Okay, I talked to Brandon and he's talking to Jello, and they're going to take care of the IRC issue.  Another person on IRC has had problems with Goodwood, concerning him making them feel uncomfortable.  Needless to say, everyone's getting pretty damn sick and tired of him.

[Sakura Leic]

This almost sounds like Panda.

BTW, this is the same guy who wanted to run for public office, right? 

Is that Panda guy really that bad?

[Quickman]

He was, but he's not anymore.  He also wasn't as douchy.

[Protoman Blues]

This is the same guy.

Okay, I talked to Brandon and he's talking to Jello, and they're going to take care of the IRC issue.  Another person on IRC has had problems with Goodwood, concerning him making them feel uncomfortable.  Needless to say, everyone's getting pretty damn sick and tired of him.

Yes. Shocking that his campaign went absolutely nowhere.

[Phi]

This is the same guy.

Okay, I talked to Brandon and he's talking to Jello, and they're going to take care of the IRC issue.  Another person on IRC has had problems with Goodwood, concerning him making them feel uncomfortable.  Needless to say, everyone's getting pretty damn sick and tired of him.

Is Jello their version of our Jelly?

[Quickman]

Yes, except he's a Grand Admiral.  Grand Admiral Jello.

[Quickman]

Well, Brandon banned Goodwood from IRC and holy [tornado fang]ing [parasitic bomb], did it backlash.  Whatever.  It's done.

[Phi]

TFN has an IRC, or are you referring to something else?

[Quickman]

TFN has an IRC, and he was banned from there recently.  I was referring to SWFanon's IRC where he was banned tonight.  This is his third recent IRC banning, and all for the same behavior.  The backlash was intense, as I had helped to initiate this latest banning.  So, yeah, he gave me the third degree.  Once I explained why I went to the admin and why he was banned, he apologized.

[ViperAcidZX]

Can't believe we have to move again because my father is a [tornado fang]ing idiot making petty arguments with my mom that she won't tolerate anymore. Jesus Christ, my parents are [tornado fang]ing idiots.

[Quickman]

That... that really sucks.  Why do you have to move?  Is it due to noise from your folks?

My complaint today is trivial compared to yours.  I was going to continue the Saga of Goodwood, as hot on the heels of his banning from a third IRC channel, he's making himself into an annoyance elsewhere. 

TFN's fanfic forum is populated by mostly adults, including adult women with families.  The majority of us are coffee drinkers.  We started getting into a topic about coffee, and we started talking about how we like our coffee, what brands, what blends, and how it's the nectar of the gods.

The topic started with me saying that I made the unfortunate decision to combine coffee with a sriracha mayo sandwich and my stomach hurt.  Goodwood chastises me for drinking coffee, saying how it's evil and it "serves [me] right" for using it as "a crutch to get out of bed."  The rest of the users came to my defense, including the casual coffee drinkers, and the topic segued into coffee in general.

Throughout the conversation, Goodwood kept saying how much he hates coffee, how it makes him gag, how it tastes like mud and guano (know this from experience, Woody?), blah blah blah.  We get it, Goodwood.  We know you hate coffee.  We know you look down on coffee drinkers as lazy scum of the earth.  We know you think it tastes like mud and guano (again, know this from experience?).  We know you hate it with the burning passion of a thousand white-hot suns!  We know it makes you gag!  We know you don't drink coffee!  We get it, Goodwood, we get it!  Harping on it will not make us suddenly agree with you!  What are you trying to accomplish with complaining about how much you hate coffee when we talk about the elusive Pumpkin Spice Latte that Mua'dib brings us from the planet Arrakis?!  Just go away because us grown-ups are trying to have a talk!

Christ.

[Phi]

What a douche. My suggestion for locking him and mrkhan in a room together still stands.

Together, they can talk about the evils of eating pork and drinking coffee.

[Sakura Leic]

My god I like coffee but I don't rely on it to get up, and I can go weeks without it.  Seriously I can understand why people wouldn't like coffee, but some people do need that pick me up sometimes, or just really like coffee. 

I only really like regular coffee, mochas just feel too thick and flavored coffee, like pumpkin and gingerbread, just tastes disgusting to me. 

What a douche. My suggestion for locking him and mrkhan in a room together still stands.

Together, they can talk about the evils of eating pork and drinking coffee.

And then they can [sonic slicer] at each other about their religion being superior in a sound proof room.

[Quickman]

Goodwood is an atheist and a militant one at that.  He targets religious members on TFN (we thought he drove one away because the user hadn't posted in so long, but the user came back, though he refuses to talk about his summer because of Goodwood being there) for ridicule and was banned twice for it.  He made a topic about kosher and halal diets and claiming that they were "hokey," which pissed off a Jewish member because he made the topic within minutes after she said she was Jewish (she was doing an AMA and Goodwood asked her why she didn't eat pork (because that slipped out while talking about a literal sausage fest), and she responded simply that it wasn't kosher).  She doesn't condemn pork-eaters, though.  What Goodwood did was uncalled for and he was temp-banned for it.

I'd love to lock him in a room with mrkahn and time it to see how long it takes for the room to become covered in blood when they start going for each other's throats.