I was just pretending to be gay so I could steal your wallet. But it clearly did not work.
I think this answer just further confused me.
Also, on the topic of pissy computers, as much as I love Chrome, my five-year-old computer does not. I've had days where it would repeatedly crash either fully (Whoah! Google Chrome has crashed! Restart now?) or partially (breaking the current tab).
My computer is so messed up, I have to change the channel on my router every time it tries to reconnect to it. Otherwise, it'll
say it's connected, but nothing works until I go change it. Quite annoying when Windows decides to do an OS update while I'm idling in TF2.
Also, certain games that use the computer's audio driver entirely for sounds (such as those made with Game Maker without any audio extension) seem incapable of playing MP3s, rendering a lot of my favorite games silent, like Iji. It also makes certain RPG Maker games unplayable due to errors related to this, like Ib D: