lel, I'm not. It's hardly even available here.
Anyway, I'm talking about that sick amount of news. After plowing through all articles, I found maybe 5 about Windows 8 launching in few hours, another few about leaked images of Nexus 4 and 10, two articles about Kindle, and 500 articles about Apple.
"Apple will close Apple Store", "Apple closed Apple Store", "what will Apple show?", "Apple will soon reopen Apple Store", "Apple Store is open", "Apple will stream Apple event on Apple TV", "Apple shows new iPad", "Apple shows another iPad", "Apple shows new connectors", "Apple shows new adapter between new connectors", "Apple will upload videos of Apple event", "Apple uploaded videos of Apple event"...
I thought of applying a filter and deleting all articles mentioning Apple, but then I realized that it's useless.
"A very useful and productive app, and it'll look sweet on new Apple iPad", "New, very nice Android smartphone, and in this article I'll compare it with something from Apple", "James Bond uses a Sony smartphone - product placement in new James Bond movie, something that Apple does too"...
Tech scene sometimes is really hard to follow