Topic: F.A.U.S.T. - RPM's outer space defense and research station

[Pringer X]

*walks down a hall way and sees a duck* ducky! *runs towards it and trips*

[Police Girl]

You didn't hear my full message did you, 3 seconds till boom. It has been 35 seconds. Goodbye.

DETONATE FLEIA!!!

*A huge chunk is blasted out of FAUST, many lives are lost.*

[Pringer X]

*thanks to ducky's ninja-like nature, the bomb was defused before it was even set up*

I'm not an idiot, the only thing I can't find easily is a ninja

[Gaia]

"...?"

"Akward.. anyway, I need half of my combat data back."

*nabs origional combat data, and enters the elevaitor, back to the battleship docking bay*

[Flame]

*thanks to ducky's ninja-like nature, the bomb was defused before it was even set up*

I'm not an idiot, the only thing I can't find easily is a ninja

so thats where that duck went...
Security guard Men!
"YES SIR!"
take our little bomber to Dr Wily's Lab and lock him in the robot test room... Im sure he can find some... "Use" for him...  *intercoms* By the way doctor, did you ever finish your reaserch on cyborg technology? because I think Ive found a... ehem, "Match" to those specifications you mentioned...
"YES SIR!"

*eyes glow red*
...Just as planned...
muahahaha...

[Gaia]

*Doors open*

"... Crap, they must've detected my presence."

*KO's most guards*

(There we go, this is the actual combat data, half of it was a fake)

"Alright, now continue back to the colony."

*takes off*

[Flame]

*Tractor beam*
*reels him back in*

[Akamaru]

*Wakes up and looks around*

"... Where am I?"

*Looks outside of his room to see Dr. Wily II rummaging*

"What are you doing...? And why is my room across your office?"

[White-Jet]

Chills run down Hajime's spine as he thought he sensed deception from one of the crew members in FAUST.  He tries not to make a big deal of it as he wanders into a lounge room and sits down to relax from all the wandering.

[Gaia]

"Dammit, Werehog time......."

"...10101011001010101010110001101010101101001101110101 Battle data: Evolution confirmed. Form: Werehog. Begin transformation."

*hair starts growing from all areas, arms evolve to strechy, powerful claws*

"RRRAAAAWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

*breaks from tractor beam*

"Finally, free. oh, before I forget, I am in control, even in Werehog form."

*races to battleship*

[Flame]

lolwut, he defied logic and broke away from a beam of LIGHT.
*shoots entire arsenal at him*

[Gaia]

lolwut, he defied logic and broke away from a beam of LIGHT.
*shoots entire arsenal at him*

"In reality, light does not "Grab" you, it does not have it's own gravity."

*Dodges and goes back to the control room*

[Flame]

"In reality, light does not "Grab" you, it does not have it's own gravity."

*Dodges and goes back to the control room*

Tell that to star trek.
*locks on and shoots giga cannon at gaia*

[Gaia]

*Major Sonic Unleashed reference here*

"Hpmh. too easy."

*reverts*

[Flame]

what, you wont dodge?
*hits joo with teh giant beam.*

[Dr. Wily II]

*Wakes up and looks around*

"... Where am I?"

*Looks outside of his room to see Dr. Wily II rummaging*

"What are you doing...? And why is my room across your office?"

!
AKAMARU!?
Great timing. I need your nose to help find my thingy.
It's a thingy, shouldn't be to hard to find/miss.

*comms ring*
Really Flame?
So... Where is he?

[Akamaru]

"... Ecchi."

*Akamaru then eats Dr. Wily's stash of cookies and waits for an item that has a similar smell

[Dr. Wily II]

MY COOKIES!
MY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! ;_;

[Akamaru]

"Anyways, I see that according to these reports, numerous incidents have occurred. Through this chaos, I will be able to grab a position. Seems like Sakura Leic needs a Lieutenant General. Perfect!"

*Begins running towards Flame's office with a cookie in his mouth*

[Dr. Wily II]

What about my thingy!?
...
*sees Akamaru running off*
...
Fine!
I'll find it, and when I do... THIS FAUST WILL BE... ... almost spilled it out... >.>;
Robo-Ky, found the thingy yet?

[White-Jet]

"Am I the only person in this ship that isn't plotting something evil?" Hajime mutters as more chills ran down his spine.  He eventually shrugs and leans back on the couch, sipping some hot apple cider while watching some random RPM-made show.

[Strider Xhaiden]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! 

[Akamaru]

*Bites something hard in the cookie*

OW! Whats this thingy...? Oh well."
*Places it in pocket and runs, entering a forbidden area*

[Dr. Wily II]

Man, I can't seem to find the thingy...
Maybe it was in that pile of cookies Akamaru ate through...
...
...
...
...
FIND THAT DOG! D:

[White-Jet]

Hajime walks out of the lounge with the cider still in his hand, noticing Akamaru run into the forbidden area.  Curious, he follows after him while taking another sip from the mug.