A hologram being projected isn't all that surprising
It is when there's nothing to project from. For five games straight the hologram has appeared only within capsules, never free-roaming.
and the physical actions happen off-screen
Double-standard. You just named the exact problem everyone has with Zero's revival.
Which is even more preposterous when you think about the fact that X's "creator/avatar thereof" lacks any physical limbs to do salvage and repair work, while Zero's "creator/avatar thereof" freely interacts with the real world.
i always took it as Zero just lying to not make X worry over mysterious revivals.
And X being sappy enough to buy it. Somehow.
I'm sure Zero still required a few touch-ups after he woke up (why else wouldn't he have surfaced beforehand?). He's not lying, it's just that he himself only knows part of the story, so that's all he can tell. He's not saying "this is how I survived", he's saying "this is what I was doing after I had legs again".
It's not that X doesn't realize this, either, it's that he's in the same boat. Neither X nor Zero knew for sure how they survived. Zero took a shot in the dark and said that Light fixed them. He was half right.
Seriously--I don't think ALL of the X series story's problems can be blamed on "mistranslations"
Of course not. No translator is responsible for X5's ranking system completely contradicting the default ranks of X and Zero (you are literally punished for killing enemies and yet X gets shafted for disliking combat).
No translator is responsible for the complete absence of any explanation as to why Sigma is supposedly dead for good after his skull takes a Z-Buster to the face.
No translator is responsible for the fact that this "other person" who hates X did jack [parasitic bomb] about it for four games since.
No translator is responsible for the fact that X gets a few scuff marks from the same explosion that vaporized half of Zero's body, regardless of whether or not said explosion happens directly in front of X's face while Zero was in some nearby hallway.
No translator is responsible for defining "finality" as "kill the co-star and nobody will give a crap about the blue guy."
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