The Advertising Slogan Maker!

[Police Girl]

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?

This little beauty will allow you to make some funny Slogans using a word.
Here is an example:

"Time for Kallen"

There are many more different possibilities. Make a few of your own and post them here!

[Sakura Leic]

Well I made a few for fail on impulse Pleasing Fail the World Over, and Fail -the Austrailian word for Beer.

[Police Girl]

Fail -the Austrailian word for Beer.

Thats a good one. I got a few naughty ones, but I won't go into further detail.

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah I got some weird ones for Absol but nothing is funnier than this one I got for noob.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Noob

[Blaze Yeager]

"A Commando Man Is Forever"
"Because Commando Man Can't Drive"


These Ones Creep me out...
"Reach Out and Touch Commando Man"
"Go On, Get Your Commando Man Out"

Probably my Personal Quote
"All Commando Man, All The Time"
or
"If You Can't Beat Commando Man, Join Commando Man"

Edit:
"So Easy, No Wonder Vixy is #1"

[Sakura Leic]

Here's some weird ones for Sexellence because it had to be done eventually.

[spoiler]Fill It To The Rim With Sexellence
Have Sexellence Your Way, Run For The Sexellence, Prepare To Want Sexellence, Moms Like You Choose Sexellence.[/spoiler]

[Blaze Yeager]

Here's some weird ones for Sexellence because it had to be done eventually.

[spoiler]Fill It To The Rim With Sexellence
Have Sexellence Your Way, Run For The Sexellence, Prepare To Want Sexellence, Moms Like You Choose Sexellence.[/spoiler]

The Last one makes me go WTC...

Wtc=What the Christ

[Protoman Blues]

Here's some weird ones for Sexellence because it had to be done eventually.

[spoiler]Fill It To The Rim With Sexellence
Have Sexellence Your Way, Run For The Sexellence, Prepare To Want Sexellence, Moms Like You Choose Sexellence.[/spoiler]

Bravo!  Brav-o! 

[Sakura Leic]

Yeah but I still like the noob one.

[Mirby]

Try with [twin slasher] Ape, a name I've heard for Hihidaruma.

[Sakura Leic]

Okay this is the last one for Sexellence and it's gold.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Sexellence?

[Protoman Blues]

LoL, very nice!

[Alice in Entropy]

"My doctor says murder."
"The right murder at the right time."
"Make fun of murder."
"No murder, no comment."

"Ding-dong! Blood-soaked monster calling!"

"Driven by death itself."

[Blackhook]

"Have You Forgotten How Good Log Tastes?"
"Log Makes Everything Better."
"A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Hook."
"Happiness is Hook-Shaped."

[Sniper X]

"The Sniper That Eats Like A Meal"
"Only A Fool Breaks A Sniper"
"Feel the Sniper"
"I Want My Sniper"
"A Smooth-Running Sniper is a Relaxing Experience."

[borockman]

"Does the hard borockman for you."
"Devon knows how they make borockman so creamy!"
"borockman - Australian for beer!"
"My goodness, My Borockman!"
"Yo quiero borockman."
"More than just a borockman."
I personally love the second one.

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

BAD SEX JOKES AHOY! 

For a Hard-Earned Thirst, My Twinkie.
Have My Twinkie Your Way.
My Twinkie - It Does a Body Good.
Prepare To Want My Twinkie.
The Cream of My Twinkie.
You Like My Twinkie. My Twinkie Likes You.

[Dexter Dexter]

"Ring Around the McDonald's Gets Your Whole Wash Clean." LOL at this one.
"Probably The Best McDonald's In The World."
"Go Crack a McDonald's."
"Go On, Get Your McDonald's Out."

"Whatever You're Into, Get Into David Pattinson." EEEWWWWWW I bet any empty-headed, 12-year-old girl would want this...
"The Cookie That Thinks It's a David Pattinson."
"Half the David Pattinson, All the Taste."
"There's Only One David Pattinson." NO [parasitic bomb]

"Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Dupont."
"Come to Life. Come to Dupont."

[ViperAcidZX]

Here's some weird ones for Sexellence because it had to be done eventually.

[spoiler]Fill It To The Rim With Sexellence
Have Sexellence Your Way, Run For The Sexellence, Prepare To Want Sexellence, Moms Like You Choose Sexellence.[/spoiler]

That is something I'd expect from Vixy.

[irgpie]

"Just do Irgy."
"I've seen the future, and it's Irgy-shaped."
"Every Irgy helps."
"We bring Irgy to life."
"My goodness, my Irgy!"
"It's the Irgy fizz that does the bizz."

[spoiler=vulgarity]"Because I'm worth [tornado fang]."

"Go on, get your [parasitic bomb] out."

"Leaves your [sonic slicer] minty not mediciney"[/spoiler]

[Black Mage J]

"Towel comes to those who wait"
"Your never alone with a Nova."
"Just what Big Brother ordered"
"So easy, no wonder J is #1" So true. 

[Dexter Dexter]

"If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Uwe Boll."
"Poppin' Fresh Uwe Boll."
"No Uwe Boll, No Comment."
"Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Uwe Boll?"
"Absolut Uwe Boll."
"For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Uwe Boll."

Sorry if I got carried away...

[Police Girl]

"Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Disk Drive"
"Snap Into A Slim Disk Drive"
"See the Face You Love Light Up With Disk Drive!" 
"Have You Forgotten How Good Disk Drive Tastes?"
"Because Kallen Can't Drive" 
"I Wish They All Could Be Kallen Girls"
"Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Geass"
"What Can Geass Do For You?"

Heres a funny.

"Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Kallen"

[ViperAcidZX]

"Hank Hill really satisfies."
"You're in good hands with Pickles"
"Mum's gone to Master Shake"
"Silly Rabbit, boobs are for kids"
"Because Meatwad can't drive"
"Osaka, take me away!"
"Try Zelos Wilder, You'll Like It"
"The Cirno effect"

My favorite one:
"Get the Door - its Edward Cullen!"

[xnamkcor]

"It could be a Lion"