What's your job? What do you do?

[Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon]

I'm a leech.

[DarkWaltz]

Assistant Manager at a retail store. Trying to find something better that lets me have weekends off. So far it's not going good.

[Klavier Gavin]

How do you even hold your poop anymore, dude?

A cork.

[Bueno Excelente]

A cork.

I thought those things were called "buttplugs".

[Hiryu]

I work at Winn-Dixie, a Grocery Store that can be found in the south/south east. It's almost been a year since I started working there as a Customer Service Associate.

The people there are nice, I get the hours I need, but it's boring for me to do. I'd rather have something to do with technology.

[Sky]

i'm a professional basement dweller

[Dexter Dexter]

I currently don't have a job... and I don't think I can right now due to my psychological condition. In other words, I am a professional leech with psychological disorders.

[TheOnly]

Am blessed by God to say that my father and I run a tire shop, so I get a nice cut at the end of the week.

[Black Mage J]

I'm a traveling painting salesman, making my living by raiding ancient castles in search of old oil. These are currently high in demand, but I am also chased by the KGB as I stole some paintings from the czar some time ago during a time paradox. I also came into a 15 million dollar debt and am paying it off by working as a butler.

[Gotham Ranger]

I work a grocery store chain known as Buy-Low where I'm stuck working in the deli. I loathe it.

[SoulAnimal]

I dont have a job, but after buying every megaman game from every series over one summer form my local gamestop, they said they'll give me a job

[Bueno Excelente]

I dont have a job, but after buying every megaman game from every series over one summer form my local gamestop, they said they'll give me a job

That supposed to be a joke, or a genuine act of naivitè?

[SoulAnimal]

That supposed to be a joke, or a genuine act of naivitè?

They really asked if I wanted to work here, and all of them knew my name

(Heres like half of it )

[Blaze Yeager]

Janitor...pretty much it...but i have a job Online that gets me a lotta Money...

[Bueno Excelente]

They really asked if I wanted to work here, and all of them knew my name

(Heres like half of it )

Hm, that's impressive. I actually understood that as "We'll give you a job if you buy all of these", but I guess I misunderstood. Still, they're being pretty nice. Gamestop jobs are known for being horrible in conditions, but I've heard there were some stores in which their policy wasn't instituted in such a Hitlerian way. I say go for it.

[irgpie]

I don't have a job.

Janitor...pretty much it...

Never heard of a 14 year old janitor.

[SoulAnimal]

Yeah, Theyres 4 gamestops near us..

[Mirby]

YOU SHOULD, LIEK, REFER MY NAME TO HQ SO I CAN, LIEK, GET A JOB AT THE ONE NEXT DOOR!

[Blaze Yeager]

I don't have a job.Never heard of a 14 year old janitor.

One That mops McDonalds at 6am til 12pm,trust me i don't make a lot,make usually 10 Bucks a Hour...

[Chainsaw Guitar]

YOU SHOULD, LIEK, REFER MY NAME TO HQ SO I CAN, LIEK, GET A JOB AT THE ONE NEXT DOOR!

I had no idea that people still think it's funny to type so atrociously...

[Mirby]

I only typed like that to show I was kidding. I'd never spell anything like that on purpose; atrocious is the correct terminology to use there.

[Bueno Excelente]

I only typed like that to show I was kidding. I'd never spell anything like that on purpose; atrocious is the correct terminology to use there.

It's exactly what he meant. He said he had no idea people still found that funny. You said you were kidding. Same thing.

[Mirby]

Before this explodes out of control...

Still trying to get a job...

[Kit]

I work at Earthbound Trading co. (and no, that is not a Mother pun of any kind lol) and I am a sales associate, who is possibly going to be a keyholder (manager) in the next couple of weeks.

[Crimson Lightning]

i was a server at olive garden but got fired so now im back at looking,

I work at Earthbound Trading co. (and no, that is not a Mother pun of any kind lol) and I am a sales associate, who is possibly going to be a keyholder (manager) in the next couple of weeks.

hey i just applied there too