On a band trip in colorado I took my friend's key card because he kept leaving it on the table. He starts walking out the door in his sleeping clothes and socks, and I ask "Hey! you got your key card?!" He says, "Yeah I got it!" (with 100% certainty, while I'm looking right at his.
)
The moment he leaves, me and my other friends leave out with his key card in the opposite direction, and then leave out of the hotel. We went a number of places, and told our other class mates where we were going if/when the key less guy came looking for us. Which was a lie.
We told some people to tell him we went to the girls' hotel room. >
And then to the ski lounge.
Meanwhile, we were back in the room watching him run around Colorado with no shoes. IN THE SNOW, with no jacket, just a white tee and some sleeping shorts, and since we were on the fourth floor we could see EVERYTHING.
I never laughed so hard. He comes in freezing, and we acted like we never left.
Then we pushed him in the fold out sofa and sat on him to warm him up (not really
). oh the lulz.