Topic: Fandom Stupidity

[Mirby]

If all else fails, use fire.

[Bueno Excelente]

No doubts there. Why not go the whole shebang with the vampire-slaying? A stake through the heart and decapitation to sort them out.

Because it doesn't have enough explosions.

[Mirby]

Hence my comment. Explosions involve fire. ^_^

[Blackhook]

Yep, I am sooo totaly watching Van Helsing tonigh on TV..you know...getting some vampire killing tips

[Bueno Excelente]

Yep, I am sooo totaly watching Van Helsing tonigh on TV..you know...getting some vampire killing tips

Watch Let The Right One In. Back when Twilight was in theaters, it was hailed as "The other, BETTER vampire movie" by critics. I saw it, and it's probably the best vampire movie of all time. Seriously.

[geekgo4]

So, we wholy agree that Twilight fans are the worst and call it a day

Just stab the bastards. Dracula's true weakness was a specific dagger. Or whip them.

I thought this was Fandom "Stupidity," not Fandom "Insanity." Though, the former can sometimes lead to the latter.

[Bueno Excelente]

I thought this was Fandom "Stupidity," not Fandom "Insanity." Though, the former can sometimes lead to the latter.

Sometimes, there is no difference.

[Protoman Blues]

Watch Let The Right One In. Back when Twilight was in theaters, it was hailed as "The other, BETTER vampire movie" by critics. I saw it, and it's probably the best vampire movie of all time. Seriously.

Have to agree.  Easily one of the best Vamp movies ever made.

[Align]

:3

[Kit]

You know what fandom I hate?

TF2.

These people make all the classes gay with each other.
It makes me sad :<

[Bueno Excelente]

You know what fandom I hate?

TF2.

These people make all the classes gay with each other.
It makes me sad :<

It's a damn good game. The fact that the classes are so expressive makes everyone do constant memes with them.

[Kit]

It's a damn good game. The fact that the classes are so expressive makes everyone do constant memes with them.

This is why I love Gmod.

[ViperAcidZX]

Hey why should Twit-light take all the hate on here? I mean look at the (retarded) fanbase for Queen's Blade.

[Bueno Excelente]

Hey why should Twit-light take all the hate on here? I mean look at the (retarded) fanbase for Queen's Blade.

Queen's Blade are fapbooks. Fapbooks always have fandoms.

[Kit]

Hey why should Twit-light take all the hate on here? I mean look at the (retarded) fanbase for every anime ever.

Fixed that for you. ;3

[Sapphire Knight]

This may or may not have been said, but I'm saying it anyway:

I am friggin' tired of the Cloud X Sephiroth pairings people do. Sephiroth is a psychopath bishi that wants to kill Cloud and destroy the world, Cloud is an angsty, emo bishi that wants to permanently remove Sephiroth from existence. There is no way in Hell a coupling like that would work, even if they were both gay, which I wouldn't be too surprised if they were.

[Align]

Slashers never let silly little things like facts get in the way of their fap material.

[Mirby]

And plus, isn't that one a prime example of one of them Rules or something?

[Chainsaw Guitar]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tourneyfag

[Bueno Excelente]

This may or may not have been said, but I'm saying it anyway:

I am friggin' tired of the Cloud X Sephiroth pairings people do. Sephiroth is a psychopath bishi that wants to kill Cloud and destroy the world, Cloud is an angsty, emo bishi that wants to permanently remove Sephiroth from existence. There is no way in Hell a coupling like that would work, even if they were both gay, which I wouldn't be too surprised if they were.

It exists because Nomura likes it. Advent Children made Cloud's future as an even bigger emo [Bumpity-Boom!], only caring about anything when it's too late, and without a girlfriend. AGAIN. Sephiroth's dialogue had so much innuendo in it I can't believe it was even accepted. And remember Kingdom Hearts 2? That Sora/Riku and Axel/Roxas slash was so damn certified it made me sick. And it fed the Cloud/Sephiroth fanboys with the typical "YOU ARE MY TRUE HALF" bullshit.

Slash only happens because creators let it happen. Nomura is one of those creators.

[Alice in Entropy]

I wonder if literary scholars fanrage at eachother about The Brothers Karazimov or Hamlet?

"OMG YOU NOOB HAMLET WUD BEAT LAERTES IN A FIGHT COS HE IS TEH SEXY, LAERTES IS UGLI U R SO STUPID GO DIE!!1!"
"WAT NO WAI LAERTES WUD WIN HAMLET IS TEH GAY EH CANT EVEN KILL CLAUDIUS U [Top Spin]!1!"

Maybe they write yaoi slashfic as well. I could totally imagine a HamletxLaertesxFortinbras threesome, or ClaudiusxPoloniusxTheGhost, if Lemon Party is more your thing.

[Kit]

I wonder if literary scholars fanrage at eachother about The Brothers Karazimov or Hamlet?

"OMG YOU NOOB HAMLET WUD BEAT LAERTES IN A FIGHT COS HE IS TEH SEXY, LAERTES IS UGLI U R SO STUPID GO DIE!!1!"
"WAT NO WAI LAERTES WUD WIN HAMLET IS TEH GAY EH CANT EVEN KILL CLAUDIUS U [Top Spin]!1!"

Maybe they write yaoi slashfic as well. I could totally imagine a HamletxLaertesxFortinbras threesome, or ClaudiusxPoloniusxTheGhost, if Lemon Party is more your thing.

Oh god I love you so much.
I don't think literary scholars would stoop to such a level, though.

[Blackhook]

Pfft..everyone knows Hamlet would win ...

[Alice in Entropy]

Pfft..everyone knows Hamlet would win ...

That's debatable. He seems to be doing fairly well against Laertes in their final duel, and Gertrude seems fairly certain he would win, but the match is cut short once Hamlet realises it's a plot to kill him. Hamlet had already landed a couple of hits on Laertes, but Laertes - who's made out to be a wonderful fencer himself - strikes him before the match abruptly ends. Both end up dieing (you should know this already) from the poison in the blades, leaving the potential results of their duel up for speculation.

In a mental duel, though, Hamlet would more than likely come up trumps.

[Blackhook]

With that I have to agree