You better eat your vegetables!, Cause mom said so!

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Back when I was kid, about pre-adolescence, I had this intense hatred of vegetables, especially onions. One evening, my mother made this soup full of onions, and even though I rejected having the soup when she asked me if I wanted some, she still served me some in a freaking Snoopy bowl. I asked her - no, I demanded her to serve me that god-damn Hot Pocket that she promised to feed me with after she came very late to pick me up from school that same day.  

Then she said:

"Eat it".
I said "No".
She said "Eat it, or I'll shove it down yo' throat".
"NO".
She then rushes out of the kitchen, and comes back with a belt, snapping the belt. I stared in terror of the black belt she welded. "Put that spoon in yo' fuckin mouth".
"OH HELL NO".
She whacks the table with the belt. She raises her voice furiously, "EAT IT".
"Noooo...." I [acid burst] and moan.
She then approaches  the silverware drawer and grabs a larger spoon from it. Dunks it in the soup, and directly injects it into my mouth.
"YOU ARE GONNA CHEW IT AND SWALLOW IT, DAMN IT", she yells.
I had this sensation going on my tongue. The taste of the onion was repulsive.
As a child, I was not used to god's natural candy.
But this dreadful strong onion taste was surrounding my tongue with nothing but misery. I tasted [parasitic bomb].
As I continued to salvage it, my mother stared blank at my face.
She asked: Does it taste good? I gave her my face-of-despair look.
With that belt she held on her hand, I could not say no.
The pressure of tasting this nasty piece of [acid burst] and the anxious thought of punishment was just so unbearable.
I had only one reaction.
I thought "[tornado fang] it", and I threw up square on the dinner table when she then preceded to whoop my ass with a belt and a large-sized clothes hanger.
I ran to my room screaming. I laid on my bed without dinner -- with an empty stomach at that -- and I could hear my mother screaming nothing but batshit-tantrum.

And... The End.


Today, I love onions.  :)  I have them on my Pizza, Ham and Tuna sandwiches, tacos, hot dogs, salads, tofu, and sometimes even stew. It has this distinct taste that I love that just enhances the favor of some food for me. I'm certainly not a total addict but I certainly wouldn't mind adding it as a topping to anything. I'm actually kinda happy all this happened.

Now, I'd like to ask RPM goers here: Were you ever forced to eat food that you hated before as a child, like vegetables, foreign food, sea food, etc? Tell us all about it!



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Reply #1 on: May 07, 2010, 06:09:29 PM
Wow.

That story [tornado fang]ing sucked.



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Reply #2 on: May 07, 2010, 06:24:36 PM
Yo moma is a bit crazy..no offense.
Well I hated sauerkraut. My parents forced me once to eat it. I still hate it...The end


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Reply #3 on: May 07, 2010, 06:28:34 PM
Vegetables are awesome. Fresh and tasty, always there for your health.

...they work better when they're dipped in ketchup sauce and chocolate, deep-fried and stuck in a pitta along with LOTSA MEAT



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Reply #4 on: May 07, 2010, 06:49:00 PM
Your parents hit you with a belt for not wanting to eat vegetables? What kind of barbarians were they?



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Reply #5 on: May 07, 2010, 06:50:27 PM
Wow.

That story [tornado fang]ing sucked.



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Reply #6 on: May 07, 2010, 06:56:19 PM
I hate carrots...

...unless they're cooked thoroughly in a soup or broth of some sort.


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Reply #7 on: May 07, 2010, 07:46:30 PM
Just a quick reminder, but simply quoting a post without actually writing anything relevant is looked down upon by the Mods.  Please try not to do it, and thanks!

As for the topic in hand, I still don't eat Vegetables I don't like, which is essentially 90% of them.



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Reply #8 on: May 07, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
Just a quick reminder, but simply quoting a post without actually writing anything relevant is looked down upon by the Mods.  Please try not to do it, and thanks!
but i do it all the time

your only pointing it out now cause i got a name change

but okay



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Reply #9 on: May 07, 2010, 07:56:29 PM
I'd call that a bit extreme.

I, myself, was a picky eater when I was younger. I still am to a certain extent, but I try more things now than what I would when I was a child. I don't really recall being forced to eat, however I was ridiculed by my father and two older brothers for being a picky eater.





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Reply #10 on: May 07, 2010, 08:02:01 PM
Just a quick reminder, but simply quoting a post without actually writing anything relevant is looked down upon by the Mods.  Please try not to do it, and thanks!

This hasn't been a problem before.. Anyway, back on topic.

I never liked Helpers, however, I do like a good salad once and awhile. But boy, that is one crazy story.

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One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

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Reply #11 on: May 07, 2010, 08:51:12 PM
Oh, and I will never eat a grape tomato, even if threatened at gunpoint. They taste like the sweat fresh off a vagrant's back.

Or was it a cherry tomato? I mean those small ones that have the shape of a kumquat.


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Reply #12 on: May 07, 2010, 08:55:50 PM
I'll eat nearly anything. My mom had recipes that had lots of cheese on the veggies, so I just devoured them.

OH [parasitic bomb] IM USING LINK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FINAL SMASHED A CUCCO OH GOD HELP
Just enjoy yourself, don't complain about everything


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Reply #13 on: May 07, 2010, 08:57:39 PM
I'll eat nearly anything. My mom had recipes that had lots of cheese on the veggies, so I just devoured them.
Cheese can make nearly every gosh darn thing better.

Speaking of which, I haven't had much opportunities to have me some Gorgonzola.


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Reply #14 on: May 07, 2010, 08:59:48 PM
Oh, and I will never eat a grape tomato, even if threatened at gunpoint. They taste like the sweat fresh off a vagrant's back.

Or was it a cherry tomato? I mean those small ones that have the shape of a kumquat.
Oh god, THOSE things. I can only eat beefsteak, Roma, or any other tomatoes, but NOT grape or cherry.

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Reply #15 on: May 07, 2010, 09:42:56 PM
I dislike Lentils. Like, really dislike them. If my mom makes em, of course, ill eat em, but I dont like them. (I dont mind them as much if she puts them through the blender though)

Forced though? Well, I dont dislike honey, but I remember this one time, there was only a little honey let in a the bottle, a spoonful, and they forced me to swallow it because "its good for you". I got a stomache ache later.

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #16 on: May 07, 2010, 10:15:38 PM
I was never forced to eat anything.

I just kinda grew to like most vegetables, fruits and such.

Most of the time I just eat it raw...if you can count canned vegetables as raw that is.



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Reply #17 on: May 07, 2010, 10:25:48 PM
I was never forced to eat anything.

I just kinda grew to like most vegetables, fruits and such.

Most of the time I just eat it raw...if you can count canned vegetables as raw that is.

Liquidation helps perserve the natural flavor when raw. Put some vegetables in a can, throw in some liquid, close the lid, package it, then sell it. I always liked my Pineapples in cans, myself.

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So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

It got really messy to find my sprite and comic topic, so it's in my sig.


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Reply #18 on: May 07, 2010, 10:41:08 PM
I haven't had canned pinnaple in a while.

I mostly eat sweet peas and corn straight from the can (after draining the liquid of course).

There are times I eat my food with canned green beans, spinach, asparagus or the two vegetables mentioned above.

When I don't eat canned goods, I mostly eat my veggies when their cooked with something else, like stewed chicken.



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Reply #19 on: May 07, 2010, 11:46:19 PM
God damn, stop it, your making me hungry... D:

...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.


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Reply #20 on: May 08, 2010, 03:04:15 AM
*Look at topic* VEGETABLES? I LOVE VEGETABLES!

Stuff that I hate when kid eh? lots. I don't like chicken, pork, and seafood. So practically, the only stuff I like when i was a kid was vegetables, still do.

Onion family especially like garlic, red onion, brown onion, shallot I could even eat them raw.

I hate coriander/cilantro with a passion though. 



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Reply #21 on: May 08, 2010, 03:07:39 AM
I hate coriander/cilantro with a passion though.
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Reply #22 on: May 08, 2010, 03:08:31 AM
You're creeping me out man....  XD


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Reply #23 on: May 08, 2010, 03:10:08 AM
We should get matching bracelets!  8D


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Reply #24 on: May 08, 2010, 03:11:48 AM

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