((I think I'll be in this for this part.))
In the distance, at the Sparkvernian border, an officer and some guards take notice of the destruction beyond them. "And I thought the day would never come," said the observing officer, "RPM is in ruin!" Immediately he orders a communication operator to send the information straight to the Czar himself via telescreen. The officer then speaks to Sparky directly for orders. He asks, "Great Czar, RPM is completely annihilated. What should we-"
"BAHAHA, I knew they'd kill themselves eventually," Sparky boastfully interrupted.
The officer tried to continue his question. "Er, so Czar, what should we do in response to this? Assistance or Conquest?"
"Well, I would say conquest, but not so soon," the Czar commented, "there are few survivors, are there?"
"That is correct, sir," the officer replied.
"Okay then. Let them rot and die off on there own, and once they're lifeless corpses, we'll terraform their ruins into a new province. That way we can conquer their land easily," ordered Sparky, "Understood?"
"Yes, sir," answered the officer. The telescreen was turned off after a formal military salute and the orders from the Czar were carried out to the rest of the military.
"So now," mumbled the officer, "we wait for the moment to strike..."