Meanwhile, in a forest, three strange looking figures (who go by the name StrangeMan, Nekolian and Brocky Bulldawg, respectively) fell from the sky.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"
"NYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH"
"...Meh, I'm a bit hungry..."
A loud thud could be heard from miles when this three landed. Slowly raising themselves up and dusting themselves afterwards. The being with three seperate capes exclaimed: "That was a crazy trip! Who'd knew we get sucked into some wierd dimension right in the middle of that cooking contest."
"Ugh, I'm actually glad we got sent into that place, that contest was stressing me out" proclaimed the robotic feline-esque cyborg.
"...I'm getting hungrier..." The broccoli shaped creature muttered.
"It was kinda cool though. We fought cowboy ninjas riding mutant android unicorns, equipped with tornado creating missles! And we saved a kingdom, but that's not important." Said the caped man.
"And I got a kiss from a princess...nyar~
" The cyborg's face started to redden, his tail swayed from left to right as he remembed that moment in his life.
"...Er, that was a prince..." The dog faced broccoli told the feline.
"NYAR! She's a woman and you know it!" The cyborg shouted.
The caped man then replied: "Nno, I'm pretty sure SHE was a HE."
The cyborg began to shout "She's a she, a SHE!". He clawed the ground, ready to slash away at the two.
"Anyhoo, one good thing came out of it...we got some nice, new outfits"
The caped man had stitches on the side of his clownlike pants, which had the color red on the right and blue on the left leg. his capes had cybernetic markings like those commmonly found on chips, on the tips of said capes we're faces: One was an angry face, the other a sad expresion, and the last one that resided in the middle cape had a face with a curvy, yet polygonal moustache, wearing a monocle. His hood had a long tail, also stiched on the sides. The man wore boots, just regular adventure boots. And on his gloves were small bumps over his knuckles, and a large bump on the back of his hand. The man also seemed to wear a mask which glows in the dark, showing diamond shaped violet eyes, and a large grin.
The cyborg, as mentioned before, had a feline like body. His noise amplifiers were' large, a long segmented tail, with a orbpositor on it's tip. His shoulders we're like two spheres, both his forearm and leg had vector markings on them. A noticeable feature of this cyborh was it's dreadlock like wires hangin from under his helmet.
As the the creature...well he prettty much is a large broccoli with cartoonish legs, long large robotic arms and the face of a bloodhound with a large band-aid over his snout.
"So then...where are we, exactly?" Asked StrangeMan
"We're lost, that's what." Proclaimed the Nekolian
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Elsewhere, a young girl named Caramel fell unto a seemingly barren wasteland.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!!"
She fell from a height which would kill most people, if not, it would break all their bones. She landed with a loud thud, leaving samll crater on the ground. She layed motionless on the ground.
After a few minutes she quickly sat up on her knees and shouted: "That was fun! Let's fall
again Mr.Bloody!"
"
Silly child, I did
not make that dimentional rift...though if I did, I would most certainly ride it again." And eerie and distorted voice whispered from within her veins.
"Awwww...by the way, Mr.Bloody... *The child began to look around land* Where are we? Last thing I remember was that we were fighting some big bug."
"
Appearantly child, we are in wasteland...how dull and boring! You'd expect a dimentional rift to send you someplace a bit more...fun." Answered Mr.Bloody.
"Well I'm bored." Caramel said as she let herself fall on her back.
She stared at the purple sky, watching omnimoud clouds pass by. She stood silent, just staring up at the sky, until...
"...Mr.Bloody, I got a question"
"
What is it child?" The voice asked
"...Did I get bigger?"
The girl looked at her body, her once small 8 year old body, was now streched a bit. Her body was now of a 12 year old.
"
Ah, yes, it should be. I thought your body was getting a bit cramped for me, so I decided to tinker a bit with your genes. Now you got the body of big girl!" The voice shouted.
The Caramel sighed.
"...I don't know *She then firmly placed her sleeved hands on her chest* Aren't big girls supposed to have those round things on them. What're they called again? Bubs?"
"
Let's just say your a special case and I'm not a miracle worker..."
Suddenly, I large glob of blood came out from the child's nose. Chapping itself into a strange being.
It wore a white baron hat and bowtie. It had a sinister, curved smile adorning it's face. It had crazed eyes that stared into a person's very soul. It also had a long, curved and pointed nose and chin, much like a comical represantation of a devil.
The being looked at the child as it said to her: "
besides, I needed those genes to make my new face." The creature teased.
The girl pouted "That's not fair! I wanted some bubs! Now I'm bored and bubless..."
Caramel continued to stare at the sky.
"
Feh, I'm a bit tired after that training, I'll just take a nap whilst you stare at your sky.
And with that, Mr.Bloody returned to the veins of Caramel to slumber, for the time being.
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Elsewhere, Near Blackmore's Castle.
A tall and thin figure holding a sketch book slowly strolled the land.
"...Yosh...I'm getting bored of strolling. I really need to find myself a job...I wonder if that mall over there is hiring." He thought to himself, pointing towards the floating castle.
"Hmmm, must be one of those new portable malls I never heard about. I wonder if they make a good salary floating around from place to place?" The figure then ran towards the castle as fast as he could.