I would like to contribute my face to this thread. With a story.
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Behold, my fabulous hair![/spoiler]
Back in July, I had long hair. It looked pretty cool, but it got dirty really, really fast. So in September, I finally broke down and lopped it off. Then I waited a while before taking pictures, because my hair was totally, absurdly short.
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I am awesome.
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As you can see, I'd decided to let my beard grow out, too. Problem being, after a while, it just plain stopped growing. I was hoping it would keep going, but it totally didn't. So I moved all my beard hair to the top of my head.
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The curse of the floofy![/spoiler]
And that's where I am today. Smooth-faced with floofy hair.
The end.