Super Smash Bros. Thread

[Sakura Leic]

And the announcer just got even better.

http://kotaku.com/super-smash-bros-announcer-sings-the-pokemon-theme-1648915798?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

[Archer]

kotaku

Yeah, I'm not clicking that.

[Sakura Leic]

I have trouble posting embedded Youtube vidoes on my tablet, and it was easier.  But it's worth it.

[Archer]

I've already seen the video, I just wanted to make it clear I don't approve of Kotaku because you all care about what I think.

[Sakura Leic]

Hey guys remember Lucina's and Palutena's compromising position?



Well a friend of mine decided to run with it with this.....

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[ViperAcidZX]

Previously on All My Smash Brothers...

[Police Girl]

I'm surprised people have neglected to mention the big news.

Smash Direct at 3PM PT (About an hour from now) focusing on the Wii U version.

[OBJECTION MAN]

I got it up and waiting.

[Police Girl]

5 Player smash.
SIX PLAYER SMASH.
EIGHT [tornado fang]ing PLAYER SMASH.
(But only on some stages and not online)

Temple's back.
Big Battlefield.
GREAT CAVE OFFENSIVE (Danger Zones kill at 100% or more).

Dual Plane stages (Rear plane makes you fly farther).

NEW STAGES:
Kalos Pokemon League
Garden of Hope
A different Fire Emblem Coliseum.
Wrecking Crew
Orbital Gate Assault
Mario Circuit
Miiverse Stage
Wii Fit Studio
Jungle Hijinxs
Pilotwings
Gamer (From Game & Wario)


[parasitic bomb] that keeps coming back:
75m
Norfair
Halberd
Bridge of Eldin
Lylat Cruise
Castle Siege
Onett
Yoshi's stupid island
Skyworld
Mario Circuit from Brawl

Ridleyfags BTFO for ones and for all. But if you beat his [parasitic bomb] up in Pyrosphere he'll fight alongside you. And you can KO him and get points.

Pit gets Smash taunts in Palutena's Temple, Star fox stuff is there too.

Metal Face joins at night on Gaur Plain.

YAY TIME TO [tornado fang] WITH THE MUSIC AGAIN. LOTS OF IT TOO. 3DS version music's in there too, well most of it. CDs are around again.

140 challenges, all in one page.

Classic is wayy different. the intensity thing's still around, 2P classic as well, you get both character's trophies by clearing it.

All star is in reverse. Start at the most recent guys and beat up Pac-Man, Mario and friends in the end.

Event mode is path based.

Smash Tour is a board game. And you collect fighters, and play as your ugly Miis.

More characters are pre-unlocked in the Wii U version (Ganon and such).

Target Blast, yawn. Second Bomb is bigger, more stages, okay.

Multiplayer Stadium. Its a turn taking game.

Multi-man is 4-player okay.
2P Home Run contest.

Special Orders, from our masterful and crazy handed friends. Crazy's a bit messed up. High Risk High Reward or whatever.

Master Core has a new form, Master Fortress. Its basically a stage in itself.

PFFT, Master beast.

Wiimote, Wiimote+Nunchuck, Classic Controller/Pro, Gamepad, Gamecube controller, 3DS, and Pro Controller are all options.

3DS as a controller only for 3DS version owners obviously.

Transfer all your crap from the 3DS version.

LOTS O' TROPHIES. INCLUDING MEWTWO AHHAHAHAHAH.

Final Smash Trophies are back too. Same deal as in Brawl, beat all-star.

Photo Studio, Trophie boxes (Theme sets that might mean goodies when completing.)

Trophy rush is back again, with 2 players.

Hey look masterpieces again, because demos are so fun. Some are GB games for some reason.

[Blue Valkyrie]

My Mii isn't ugly. 

[Police Girl]

I mean mine.

The ones they showed in the video were ugly too.

Amiibo stuff now. You can feed them your garbage equipment.

They'll give you stuff.

[Archer]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA buy both versions of the game for a free fighter.

[Sakura Leic]

I mean mine.

The ones they showed in the video were ugly too.

Amiibo stuff now. You can feed them your garbage equipment.

They'll give you stuff.

I sure hope mine aren't ugly, I based the Swordsman on myself, the Brawler is Asch without the pony tail, and Borock-bot is the overpowered glass cannon Gunner.  I'm also glad they had a mage costume for the Gunner.

[Mirby]

Mewtwo confirmed.

As Ruri totally alluded to but didn't mention because he was laughing.

[Quickman]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *kicks feet*

[Police Girl]

What.

[tornado fang] mewtwo.

He's stupid.

Also lol DLC.

[Quickman]

*Stuffs Clefant into a spare Foxy costume* 8(

*Resumes feet-kicking and EXCITED VIBRATING*

[Police Girl]

I don't see how that's got anything to do with smash bros.

I'm behind, so... VOICE CHAT lol how stupid.

Stage Builder's not awful and its back.

Mewtwo's going in the trash. if he's something to download I will not be doing so. He's junk.

[Sakura Leic]

Huh well what do you know, welcome back Mewtwo.

[Mirby]

[Protoman Blues]

Well that was [tornado fang]ing awesome

[Quickman]

*Tackles pic*

*INSTANT SCREEEEEEEEEEEE*

[Police Girl]

I just realize now with 8 player smash you can have one guy against all 7 koopalings now.

That's kinda cool.

[Blue Valkyrie]

Thats a good idea, going to have to try that match up.

[Mirby]

I just realize now with 8 player smash you can have one guy against all 7 koopalings now.

That's kinda cool.

Or, if you can do teams in 8-Player Smash, all 7 Koopalings against Bowser Jr.

THEY WERE THERE FIRST, DIE USURPER