My first ever experience with Pokemon: (yes, I have never played a PKMN game aside from a few hours into Fire Red, go ahead and kill me)
SQUIRTLE uses Tail Whip!
METAPOD uses Harden!
SQUIRTLE uses Tail Whip!
METAPOD uses Harden!
*Two minutes later*
SQUIRTLE uses Tail Whip!
METAPOD uses Harden!
Me: [tornado fang] it, this is boring.
SQUIRTLE uses Tackle!
METAPOD uses Harden!
Me: ...What? Fight me, you coward!
*Four minutes later*
METAPOD uses Harden! But his Defense is already at maximum!
Me: Now will you fight me, you [parasitic bomb]?
SQUIRTLE uses Tackle!
METAPOD uses Harden! But his Defense is already at maximum!
The. Whole. Fight. It just sat there getting hard.
I fought a [tornado fang]ing rock, mate.