This is a bit of a long one. But it basically boils down to, "Why the [tornado fang] are people so stupid?" Basically, a whole lot of stupid [parasitic bomb] just happened all at once.
First, my crappy satellite Internet decides it's going to start running at sub-dial-up speeds. It's always been slow during "peak hours," but it's never been
this god damn bad without good reason. And of course, tonight seemed like a
good night to fiddle with my
Tumblr accounts, but lo and behold, I can't do that easily if my connection speed is ridiculously slow.
Then, I get hit by a wall of text on
Tumblr. Several of them. First, some chain fail about some apparently omnipotent person from a foreign country who makes it their business to bully people different than themselves. Then, some mile-long
wall of text about some "you are dead" story... which actually isn't a wall of
text, but a series of
images of text with a
giant [tornado fang]ing font face and what looks like
triple-spacing between paragraphs.
And then... my Internet outright
fails on me, only to come back
slower than ever! (And actually, that particular speed test is
higher than normal. But it still takes me 10-20 seconds to load, say,
Yahoo!.)
And to think that I was having a good night until this all came at me at one time.
Sorry for the vulgarity, those of you who browse the site uncensored. I just feel that strongly about getting hit by spam after spam after spam in a place where the only way I can stop it is to simply stop watching that person. Which is a really crappy solution if you like said person. *deep sigh*
Edit: Oh. What a chipper way to start a new page. *facepalm*