X is a pervert!

Started by Aile, November 12, 2008, 11:45:15 PM

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Aile

He is, he is!!  Why else do you think he merged with Aile?!  Not to mention, as far back as the first X game, why do all the female reploids flock to Zero and not X?  X is, more often than not, the hero who beats Sigma and stops wars!  And he's not bad looking either.  He's brave, nice, NOT a womanizer, and isn't overly aggressive.

Why does he get ignored?

Because he's a pervert!

No man can be THAT saintly without doing something on the side to balance his karma!  He's worse than Model A!  At least Model A is a forward pervert and doesn't try to hide it!

X just merged with Aile because she's a fine piece of ass.  Why else would he dislike Vent, but like Aile?  I rest my case.

Quote from: Tails.EXE on November 12, 2008, 11:52:09 PM
Alia kept demoting X to B-Rank due to harrassment!

GENIUS!

Give this man a medal!  I completely forgot about that!

Nexus


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RPM Awards material right there......
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Saber

Quote from: Vixy on November 12, 2008, 11:50:31 PM
RPM Awards material right there......

For what category? Most innovative Rockman-related trolling thread?



HyperSonicEXE

Alia kept demoting X to B-Rank due to harrassment!

GENIUS!

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Quote from: Aile on November 12, 2008, 11:45:15 PM
X just merged with Aile because she's a fine piece of ass.  Why else would he dislike Vent, but like Aile?  I rest my case.
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Vent: X is a homosexual paedophile!

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Acrosurge

Quote from: Aile on November 12, 2008, 11:45:15 PM
He is, he is!!  Why else do you think he merged with Aile?!  Not to mention, as far back as the first X game, why do all the female reploids flock to Zero and not X?
Berkana?  Feram?  Both of them seemed to be into X.

Since your theory suggests that X is a perv, it would also make Zero a bi-sexual narcissist.  After all, Model Z did merge with a guy who looks eerily like him.  Just sayin'.


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Protoman Blues

Quote from: Saber on November 12, 2008, 11:51:53 PM
For what category? Most innovative Rockman-related trolling thread?

I always thought my Dr. Light is a douche topic deserved that award!   8D

Acrosurge

Quote from: Protoman Blues on November 12, 2008, 11:54:07 PM
I always thought my Dr. Light is a douche topic deserved that award!   8D
And so it does. :)


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HyperSonicEXE

Quote from: Protoman Blues on November 12, 2008, 11:54:07 PM
I always thought my Dr. Light is a douche topic deserved that award!   8D

Considering how far that has gone, I'd certainly say it does!

Phi

Quote from: Saber on November 12, 2008, 11:48:59 PM
*facepalm*
This is RPM after all. Are you really that surprised? >_>

Nexus

Quote from: Aile on November 12, 2008, 11:45:15 PM
He is, he is!!  Why else do you think he merged with Aile?!  Not to mention, as far back as the first X game, why do all the female reploids flock to Zero and not X?  X is, more often than not, the hero who beats Sigma and stops wars!  And he's not bad looking either.  He's brave, nice, NOT a womanizer, and isn't overly aggressive.

Why does he get ignored?

Because he's a pervert!

No man can be THAT saintly without doing something on the side to balance his karma!  He's worse than Model A!  At least Model A is a forward pervert and doesn't try to hide it!

X just merged with Aile because she's a fine piece of ass.  Why else would he dislike Vent, but like Aile?  I rest my case.

Why do you talk of yourself in third-person?  :P

HyperSonicEXE

So we've got "Evil Dr. Light" in Classic,
and now "Mega Womanizer X" for X,

...maybe I'll think of a trolling attempt for MMZ or MMBN.

Saber

Quote from: Superdee on November 12, 2008, 11:55:33 PM
This is RPM after all. Are you really that surprised? >_>

I hoped the fresh start would have aerated some people's heads here.



Nekomata

you are one sad sad man. >.>

Aile

Quote from: Saber on November 12, 2008, 11:58:20 PM
I hoped the fresh start would have aerated some people's heads here.

Hey, I very rarely got a chance to let the randomness out a bit, so be fair here.

Plus, it's no big secret I believe X is a pervert.  This isn't something I just came up with five minutes ago.  I've been saying it for half a year.

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Quote from: Nexus on November 12, 2008, 11:56:42 PM
Why do you talk of yourself in third-person?  :P

Because I'm not ZX Aile.  I'm her identical twin who happens to be a bit more evil and outspoken.  And, according to PJ, some sort of goddess.

Ask him why, I'm not sure myself.

Align

Quote from: Aile on November 12, 2008, 11:45:15 PMWhy does he get ignored?
because Zero looks like a rock star

Sakura Leic

Wow X a pervert...that does explain why Phantom and Fefnir keep porno magazines. XD *shot*
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Nexus

Quote from: Sakura Leic on November 13, 2008, 01:08:56 AM
Wow X a pervert...that does explain why Phantom and Fefnir keep porno magazines. XD *shot*

Fefnir's always grouchy because Levi found his stash. Phantom, being a effing ninja, never got caught...

.. Then Fefnir took Phantom's stash when he died, and lost that when Levi found it as well, the knucklehead.  :P

Flame

X? a perv? please... he is the most CLUELESS guy ever. Alia desperately wants in his pants, and he just doesn't seem to get the message.
Idiot... I mean, if he happily obliged to her, she wouldn't be such an annoyance, because her Mouth would be too busy doing something else to bother Zero and Axl during missions.

Zero... well, he killed his first Girlfriend, and has refused a relationship after that. Hell, even memory loss doesn't deter him from his abstinence. if anything, That "certain component he wanted removed" was his libido circuits.>_>

That, plus hes too busy with his hair. I mean, he took a second to talk to Layer, and look what happened to his hair. it became one big greasy strand in X8.
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...When Larry the reploid accountant goes maverick of his own accord, he's certainly formidable during tax season, but he isn't going to provide X the challenge needed to make him grow as a warrior and reach his potential.

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Gaia

Now that's why he had two ladies in the party in RMX: Command Mission..  :D

.. And at the control station of wheas his missions usually start. I think this one earns a notion.
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Quote from: Setsuna F. Seiei on October 10, 2009, 02:34:30 AM
So its about ass now huh? EVEN THE ASS HAS 'EXCEEDED'!

Quote from: Gaia on May 07, 2010, 12:30:32 AM
One mention of LEGENDS and everyone goes batshit.  :\

Yep, every time when someone mentions that game people get energized for an apparent reason whatsoever. It's like this everywhere else, trust me.

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HyperSonicEXE

Oh yes, Command Mission definitely highlights X's perversion.

He kept Cinnamon in the healing room for that mood.
Nana was at central command, so he got an eyeful of tits before he left for a long mission.
Marino was his trophy girl for trotting around town.

And finally, X's extreme concern for Ferham not only revealed his BDSM fetish (see: his stealth armor), but he sympathized with a Maverick, proving Dr. Light to be evil!