Topic: X is a pervert!

[Gaia]

But Layer doesn't wear any skirts.

No, but she wears a speedo.  (X shows huge intrest of her in one scene, but that's FANdom  )

And yes, seeing how Zero's intrests to the younger, (Iris and Ceil are pretty young for him, IMO) then he must be a cougar.

@Hypershell: Straight shooter, yeah.. 

[Flame]

or a lolicon.

[Tickle Buffalo]

I don't think Iris really counts as a loli.

[Flame]

somewhat.

[Dr. Wily II]

She has those breast-covering plate thingies...
Not really loli there... *shot*

[Hypershell]

Iris is not loli, at all.  Certainly not in X4, she had the most "volume" of anyone prior to X8/Command Mission.  I suppose looking at Xtreme2 you could possibly build a better case.

And yes, seeing how Zero's intrests to the younger, (Iris and Ceil are pretty young for him, IMO) then he must be a cougar.

It'd be kinda hard for any date of Zero's and X's to *NOT* be younger than they are, unless they get into necrophilia and search for Roll's carcass or something.

Being his navigator is simply the first step in getting Zero's attention. See Iris and Ciel. Layer will lead into Zero's evolution from huge metal dresses to girls with miniskirts.

Actually, in both cases, it's more Zero saving their ass that leads to that.  Coincidentally the same applies to Zero's red-haired Resistance affair.  In Iris's case, being Zero's navigator was kind of a retroactive thing.  While she was support for the Hunters all along, there's not much indication of her working specifically with Zero in X4.

[Zan]

Actually, in both cases, it's more Zero saving their ass that leads to that.  Coincidentally the same applies to Zero's red-haired Resistance affair.  In Iris's case, being Zero's navigator was kind of a retroactive thing.  While she was support for the Hunters all along, there's not much indication of her working specifically with Zero in X4.

X is so totally doing it wrong, he could have gotten it on with Nana just like that. But I guess Nana prefers robot Triceratops.

[Yllisos Zanon]

There are two different types of perverts.

Those who stare with wandering imaginations, from a distance.  Than there are perverts who are more opened about it, resulting in physical beat downs from the female species. 

Therefore, IF X were a pervert, he's the distant kind. 

Plus, I kind of agree with Sigma being the Fruit Cake out of the bunch.  What would that make of his lap dog, Vile!?  No clean comment 

[Shiki Tohno]

There are two different types of perverts.

Those who stare with wandering imaginations, from a distance.  Than there are perverts who are more opened about it, resulting in physical beat downs from the female species.

Somehow, I get the funny feeling that you know a little too much about this.


And I'm not sure I wanna know how, or why.

[HyperSonicEXE]

Besides, Alia and Nana can cat scratch each other, just to see who wins for X's love.  Bummer for X  ???

Then Cinnamon comes in with the Kitty Claws and wipes the floor with both of them. 

And as far as the "Stealth Armor", that's all I know to call it.
I figured the "scarf" threw off radar and heat sensors, or something.

[Hypershell]

IIRC, that's a popular bit of fan-based speculation, but no actual statement has been made.  But yeah, Gaudille just calls the thing New Armor, with caps and all.

Then Cinnamon comes in with the Kitty Claws and wipes the floor with both of them. 

Cinnamon would probably prefer Axl.  That way she could experiment without having to cheat.

[HyperSonicEXE]

Cinnamon would probably prefer Axl.  That way she could experiment without having to cheat.

Okay, then she whooped 'em for no reason!
...like you need one!
...which you don't! Not for Alia, anyway.

Also, allow me to expand this theory's horizons.

[Hypershell]

Okay, then she whooped 'em for no reason!
...like you need one!
...which you don't! Not for Alia, anyway.

For one-attack KO, you need a reason (well, after X5, anyway).  For a catfight, you never do.

[Rodrigo Shin]

Y'know, I saw this japanese X/Cinnamon shrine once... since if anything X looks a little taller in CM than in previous games (please don't go on and take what I'm saying for hard solid fact. It's just what it strikes me as), they shrunk him down to her size.

At least the fanartist didn't put anybody else from the CM cast in the pictures, because it'd be so freaking odd.

[Flame]

actually, yknow what? screw all of em. Saffron Cumin and Jasmine all the way. see, theres one of all of em. X, Axl, and Zero. plus they usually have the most kickass items.

[Aile]

Okay, then she whooped 'em for no reason!
...like you need one!
...which you don't! Not for Alia, anyway.

Also, allow me to expand this theory's horizons.

I love you for that link.

[ParasiteBirth]

he's a pervert!

[Align]

Which one?

(HURRHRURURUR)

[Hypershell]

Evidently Alia likes it that way.

[Aile]

Evidently Alia likes it that way.

And X liked it in X8 when Alia got bustier.  At least now when the sexual harassment comes up, he'd had gotten a good grope in first.

Why else do you think the majority of their interacting was via Comm Link?  And Alia was so nervous when X was physically around her?

Also, more evidence.  As said, in ZX, X merges with Aile and Zero merges with Giro.  Zero chose to merge with A GUY.  X got a hot chick who turned into an even hotter chick in ZXA.  And when Zero became part of the equation, it was because Aile would die otherwise.  So, X deals with it, but remained the dominant Biometal in all transformations, even with Omega.  How?  Because they agreed that she was too hot and have you looked at OX?  Skimpiest outfit of them all.  Did you think that was just an accident?

At least Model F later got a girl of his own.  Atlas is another hot piece of ass.  And Model A got Ashe.

But, then again, Axl and Fefnir were pervs from the beginning.  X has been scheming for centuries.  Who knows how many other women were groped and harassed by him?  He saved the world eight times, EIGHT TIMES.  With that much respect, you can get away with a lot.

[ParasiteBirth]

So what are you gonna do now ?  Discover X's dirty plans ? 

[Dr. Wily II]

Speaking of which, Leviathan?
I smell incest.

[Jericho]

Speaking of which, Leviathan?
I smell incest.

Nah, she was too busy having S&M fantasies involving a certain re-awakened red bishonen.

[Dr. Wily II]

That means... X was outsmarted by his own 2-timing daughter!
Outplayed by his bestest best friend even!

[HyperSonicEXE]

X finally found Aile, and transmitted that data to hologram Dr. Light who has now completed his mission in finding the hottest girl ever, which is why you don't and won't see him anymore.