The IRC convo/quote thread

[Fxeni]

It gets hilariously more convoluted the more you take it out of context.

[Dr. Wily II]

Aye... Indeed it does.

[Kit]

* Archer (archer.emi@C91460E9.82B7DEAC.8717ADD5.IP) has joined #rpm
* Archer walks in like a bowlegged [Top Spin].
* Archer is a cowboy.
* Archer walks out like a bowlegged [Top Spin].
* Archer has quit (Quit: )
<Alma> ... <.<
<Alma> wut


wut

[Alice in Entropy]

Archer, you so crazy!

[Dr. Wily II]

Archer's cool like that.

[Mirby]

[spoiler=Midbus Gets Kitsu]
<Mirby> I HAVE CHORTLES!
<Captain_Kitsu> whut
<Mirby> I HAVE FURY!
* You are now known as Fawfirby
<Captain_Kitsu> LOL
<Captain_Kitsu> FINKRATS
<Fawfirby> YOU WILL BE LIKE THE SANDWICH I COVER WITH THE MUSTARD OF DOOM!
<Fawfirby> *laughs*
<Fawfirby> GET HIM, MIDBUS!
* Captain_Kitsu has quit (Ping timeout)
[/spoiler]

[Kit]

[spoiler=Midbus Gets Kitsu]
<Mirby> I HAVE CHORTLES!
<Captain_Kitsu> whut
<Mirby> I HAVE FURY!
* You are now known as Fawfirby
<Captain_Kitsu> LOL
<Captain_Kitsu> FINKRATS
<Fawfirby> YOU WILL BE LIKE THE SANDWICH I COVER WITH THE MUSTARD OF DOOM!
<Fawfirby> *laughs*
<Fawfirby> GET HIM, MIDBUS!
* Captain_Kitsu has quit (Ping timeout)
[/spoiler]

lol oh internet connection you so crazy

[Mirby]

[spoiler=Monty Python and... Harruhy sings]
<Irgendein> does this place have a !down command like GameSurge at all?
<GameSaver> ni
<Talyn> NI!
<Captain_Kitsu> NI
<Irgendein> NI
<Irgendein> also, I was just listening to the Intermission theme from Holy Grail when you guys said that
<Captain_Kitsu> lol
<Alma> I got to get Ronove to watch that.
<Alma> he quotes it and doesn't even know 8|
<Captain_Kitsu> >______>
<Talyn> lol
<Ronove> Gee thanks. However, the fact is, I quote alot of things. >_>
<GameSaver> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3371411
<Captain_Kitsu> RAINBOW UNICORN ATTACK GET OUTTA MY HEAD
<Harruhy> ASAHI WA NOBORU YEAH
<Harruhy> fff
<Harruhy> rainbow unicorn attack
<Harruhy> [tornado fang]
<Harruhy> the song for that
<Harruhy> christ
<Captain_Kitsu> LOL at GS
<Talyn> We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-zoom-boing-ptoing (It's all onomatopoeia)
<Captain_Kitsu>
<Talyn> Knights Who.... Until Recently Said Ni
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
<Alma> Sir Robin: *No!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
<Alma> Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
<Alma> Sir Robin: *I never did!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
<Alma> x3
<Talyn> lol
<Talyn> .... and they had to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. There was much rejoicing.
<Talyn> What is your name?
<Harruhy> ALWAAAAAAAAAYS
<Captain_Kitsu> lol the sir robin song
<Talyn> What is your quest?
<Irgendein> To seek the Holy Grail!
<Talyn> What... is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
<Alma> ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
<Harruhy> ALWAYS
<Harruhy> I WANNA BE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> god [tornado fang]ing damn that song
<Harruhy> is stuck in my head now
<Irgendein> What do you mean? Is it a African or European swallow?
<Captain_Kitsu> FUUUUUUU
<Talyn> I... I don't know that... YYEEEAAARRGGHH!!!
* Talyn is thrown into the Pit of Doom
* Talyn respawns
* You are now known as Mirby
<Mirby> How do you know so much about swallows, sire?
<Mirby> When you're a king, you have to know these things.
<Harruhy> I'm gonna assume CK just remembered the song
<Mirby> Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
<Mirby> See the løveli lakes
<Mirby> The wøndërful telephøne system
<Mirby> And mäni interesting furry animals
<Mirby> Including the majestik møøse
<Mirby> A Møøse once bit my sister...
<Mirby> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
<Captain_Kitsu> DAMNIT HARRY
<Harruhy> OPEN YOUR EYES
<Harruhy> YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
<Captain_Kitsu> D:
<Harruhy> lol
<Harruhy> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS
<Harruhy> I WANNA BE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
<Captain_Kitsu> D'8
<Harruhy> AND IN LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
<Harruhy> god [tornado fang]ing damn
[/spoiler]

Yeahh... crazy times in the IRC.

[Rad Lionheart]

I missed the Monty Python fun huh?

[Mirby]

Yeah, sorry. It was pretty random.

Also, doesn't ni mean two in Japanese when counting or something?

[Irgendein]

[spoiler=Monty Python and... Harruhy sings]
<Irgendein> does this place have a !down command like GameSurge at all?
<GameSaver> ni
<Talyn> NI!
<Captain_Kitsu> NI
<Irgendein> NI
<Irgendein> also, I was just listening to the Intermission theme from Holy Grail when you guys said that
<Captain_Kitsu> lol
<Alma> I got to get Ronove to watch that.
<Alma> he quotes it and doesn't even know 8|
<Captain_Kitsu> >______>
<Talyn> lol
<Ronove> Gee thanks. However, the fact is, I quote alot of things. >_>
<GameSaver> http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3371411
<Captain_Kitsu> RAINBOW UNICORN ATTACK GET OUTTA MY HEAD
<Harruhy> ASAHI WA NOBORU YEAH
<Harruhy> fff
<Harruhy> rainbow unicorn attack
<Harruhy> [tornado fang]
<Harruhy> the song for that
<Harruhy> christ
<Captain_Kitsu> LOL at GS
<Talyn> We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-zoom-boing-ptoing (It's all onomatopoeia)
<Captain_Kitsu>
<Talyn> Knights Who.... Until Recently Said Ni
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
<Alma> Sir Robin: *No!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
<Alma> Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
<Alma> Sir Robin: *I never did!*
<Alma> Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
<Alma> x3
<Talyn> lol
<Talyn> .... and they had to eat Sir Robin's minstrels. There was much rejoicing.
<Talyn> What is your name?
<Harruhy> ALWAAAAAAAAAYS
<Captain_Kitsu> lol the sir robin song
<Talyn> What is your quest?
<Irgendein> To seek the Holy Grail!
<Talyn> What... is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
<Alma> ...You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WITH... A HERRING!
<Harruhy> ALWAYS
<Harruhy> I WANNA BE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> god [tornado fang]ing damn that song
<Harruhy> is stuck in my head now
<Irgendein> What do you mean? Is it a African or European swallow?
<Captain_Kitsu> FUUUUUUU
<Talyn> I... I don't know that... YYEEEAAARRGGHH!!!
* Talyn is thrown into the Pit of Doom
* Talyn respawns
* You are now known as Mirby
<Mirby> How do you know so much about swallows, sire?
<Mirby> When you're a king, you have to know these things.
<Harruhy> I'm gonna assume CK just remembered the song
<Mirby> Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
<Mirby> See the løveli lakes
<Mirby> The wøndërful telephøne system
<Mirby> And mäni interesting furry animals
<Mirby> Including the majestik møøse
<Mirby> A Møøse once bit my sister...
<Mirby> No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...
<Captain_Kitsu> DAMNIT HARRY
<Harruhy> OPEN YOUR EYES
<Harruhy> YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
<Captain_Kitsu> D:
<Harruhy> lol
<Harruhy> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS
<Harruhy> I WANNA BE WITH YOU
<Harruhy> MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
<Captain_Kitsu> D'8
<Harruhy> AND IN LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY
<Harruhy> god [tornado fang]ing damn
[/spoiler]

I consider myself to be the blame for that.

[Mirby]

Secret: I just copypasta'd the opening part about the moose from a Word document I have...

[Rad Lionheart]

Hint: I kinda figured that.

[Irgendein]

[spoiler=they were discussing DOMO]<Rad>So if you guys need a level 23 Thief let me know, I'll hop on. :V
<SubTank>So I grinded on this golden bug card which prevented spell damage
<SubTank>Which I later found out what a shield equip
<SubTank>then I quit forever
<SubTank>I only see 4 people on
<SubTank>WHICH IS 2 SHORT
<Ronove>Well, we have two spots left. Hitomi is coming apparently, so that leaves an open spot.
<Ronove>Rag, we need your corpse.
<Ronove><_<
<Alma><.<
<Ronove>*Rad
<Alma>LOL
<Rad>XD
<Rad>Rag.
<Rad>Okay.
<Alma>I <3 Rag
<Remilia>rad, your new name is rag.
- Rad quited (Connection reset by peer)
<Ronove>The level of cocaine in my brain is apparently high.
<Ronove>>_>
<Irgendein>guess he doesn't like it
<Ronove>That nickname was too powerful[/spoiler]

[Aresian]

[spoiler][19:00] <&Alma> yer. I am tempted to use the cheats and see what the character's gender preferences are >.>
[19:00] <&Alma> cause I can't control that it sets when I make them.
[19:02] <pianochan> why isn't that a controllable option set
[19:02] <pianochan> maxis pick up the pace this is the future
[19:02] <pianochan> i want to know for a fact that i have a raging [Top Spin] in my house
[19:03] <&Alma> yeah but it is lol
[19:03] <&Alma> cause I can check a baby and it says 'I like men'
[19:03] <&Alma> xD
[19:03] <&Alma> well not like that
[19:03] <pianochan> hahahaha
[19:03] <~Ronove|Busy> [/spoiler]

Yarp, babby liek men

[Nicole Claris]

Heart Gold and Soul Silver have caused quite a stir...
[spoiler]<%Hitomi> want some rattata i picked up?
<%Harruhy> woah, woah
<%Harruhy> let's not be hasty here
<%Harruhy> how low are its stats
<%Hitomi> level 4
<%Harruhy> [parasitic bomb], it sounds powerful
<%Hitomi> haven't touched it :v
<%Harruhy> might as well trade for it though
<%Hitomi> ain't wanna mess with that [sonic slicer]
<Rad>
<&Alma> <.< don't believe her. she tormented it threatening to feed it to ekans. D:
<%Harruhy> good, i like my pokemon just like my women
<%Harruhy> terrified[/spoiler]

[Rad Lionheart]

<Harruhy> I remember in Silver I caught a Shiny Magikarp, and then surfed and saw the Shiny Gyarados event and raged like a [chameleon sting]er.

[Superjustinbros]

[spoiler]"superjustinbros is the second coming of Tim B^Uckley confirmed."
~Nekomata[/spoiler]

I do not know why you had to say that.

[Mirby]

[spoiler=DRAMATIC BATTLE!]
* Archer (blah at blabbity.blabbity.blah) has joined #rpm
<Mirby> ARCH
<Archer> MIRB
<Kiki> Who's Archer?
<Kiki> inb4 saber
<GameSaver> lol
<GameSaver> gamesaber
<Kiki> lololo
<Mirby> Archer is Archer/King of Babylon
<Mirby> He's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
<GameSaver> you did it wrong
<Kiki> Are you suprised?
<Mirby> GS? eh's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of nothing
<GameSaver> still wrong
<Mirby> THEN YOU DO IT RIGHT DAMNIT!
<GameSaver> Mirby, ehs a wrongl guy. he gets it wrong and does wrongs of everything
<Mirby> Actually, my version is from the days of yore on another site
<Mirby> And that was highly offensive
<Mirby> Referring to me with masculine pronouns
<Kiki> wrongl
<GameSaver> wrongl with a dongl
<Kiki> Mirby doesn't like to be called a him, so stop calling him "he", GS.
* Mirby rages
* Kiki lol
<Mirby> I'll forgive you Kiki
<GameSaver> He'll be fine
<Kiki> Mwah.
* Mirby slays GS
<GameSaver> i mean hir
<GameSaver> you cannot slay me
<GameSaver> I was Japanese once
* Mirby uses HER samurai sword and slays GS
<GameSaver> silly dude
<GameSaver> Women can't be samurais
<GameSaver> I win
* Mirby strangles GS
<Mirby> SHUT
<Mirby> UP
<Mirby> STOP
<Mirby> CALLING
<Mirby> ME
<Mirby> THAT!
<GameSaver> she is ttly pmsing
<GameSaver> so i guess I am wrong
<GameSaver> my bads
<Mirby> Thank you
* Mirby releases her grip.... slightly
<Mirby> Do it again and I won't be so quick to listen
* Mirby throws GS to the ground and walks away
* Kiki covers mouth.
<GameSaver> heehee
* Archer ...s
[/spoiler]
That really did offend me, btw.

[Sniper X]

Whos's Kiki?

[Dr. Wily II]

It's best you didn't know. ._.

[Sniper X]

It's best you didn't know. ._.

Ok... why?

[Dr. Wily II]

It's from a relatively turbulent time in the history of the IRC.
It's... Best to be forgotten. ._.

[Sniper X]

It's from a relatively turbulent time in the history of the IRC.
It's... Best to be forgotten. ._.

Oh ok... ._.
I'm in the IRC right now, anyway.

[Mirby]

It doesn't help that Kiki changes his name like every week. It gets confusing...