Rythm and Groove - Artwork, Poetry and Prose of Lucky Star

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Alice in Entropy

Observation

[spoiler]Birds can fly
Water can flow
Life can end
Poems can confuse[/spoiler]

Dantonumanoa Ongdolota Amycronicon

And do they confuse, especially Emily Dickinson's works.

I put on my [twin slasher] face.

I also go by Spectro D., Idylleaus, Malabar, and Dumb-bit Twofuck.

Alice in Entropy

[spoiler]This is a story about a guy named Rad. Rad was awesome, and so he did awesome things.

One day, Rad was walking down the street to have sex with twenty Swedish supermodels when he was mugged by a ninja. The ninja pulled out a twenty-foot katana and told Rad he would chop his dick off if he didn't hand over all his money. Rad was awesome, though, so he glared at the ninja and the ninja melted into a bit puddle of money, which Rad put in his Manly Thong of Holding.

On the way, Rad met a homeless person. The homeless person smelled like body odour and stale [acid burst] and he asked Rad for some money. Rad, being awesome, took pity on the homeless man. He gave the poor bum all the money from his Manly Thong. The bum thanked him and vowed to follow him to the ends of the earth. Then the bum turned into a flaming jaguar and Rad rode him to the Moon and beat up Zombie Hitler because he was awesome like that. Rad thought his jaguar needed an awesome name, so he called him Rad, because Rad is the most awesome name ever.

When Rad returned to Earth - he passed through the atmosphere unharmed because he was awesome like that - he continued to ride his flaming jaguar steed down the street. Along the way he met Shaquille O'Neal and gave him a high-five and Shaq was all like, "Yo, Rad, you're so awesome, I want you to have my babies." And then Rad had hot manly sex with Shaq and they had seventy-eight awesome babies because Rad was awesome and so he had awesome sperm.

Rad then realised he was late for his sexy Swedisah appointment, and that simply wouldn't do. So he ran around the world so fast that time rewound and he high-fived Jesus on the way and stopped just outside the house where twenty naked Swedish supermodels were waiting for him. And because he was awesome, Rad had sex with them all at once, and it lasted five days, and it was so awesome (because, remember, Rad was awesome) that the girls all exploded and Rad's awesome semen destroyed the world.

But Rad was okay because he was awesome.

The End[/spoiler]

Rad Lionheart


Blackhook


Alice in Entropy

Quote from: Rad Lionheart on July 28, 2010, 12:34:03 AM
You're going straight to Hollywood, kid!

YOUR APPROVAL FILLS ME WITH AWESOME SEMEN JOY.

Quote from: Blackhook on July 28, 2010, 12:35:25 AM
..that was certainly....Rad

YOUR APPROVAL FILLS ME WITH SHAME.

irgpie

That's probably one of the most funny ridiculous awesome things I've read. It's almost as awesome as Rad.

Rad Lionheart


Blackhook


Alice in Entropy

Quote from: Irgy on July 28, 2010, 12:37:25 AM
That's probably one of the most funny ridiculous awesome things I've read. It's almost as awesome as Rad.

YOU FOOL. NOTHING CAN BE AS AWESOME AS RAD.

ACCEPT YOUR PRIZE.

[spoiler]This is a story about an average guy named Irgy. Irgy was average and so he did average things.

One day, Irgy got hepatitis and died.

The End[/spoiler]

Blackhook


Rad Lionheart


irgpie

Quote from: Alice the Ninja Maid on July 28, 2010, 12:42:10 AM
ACCEPT YOUR PRIZE.

[spoiler]This is a story about an average guy named Irgy. Irgy was average and so he did average things.

One day, Irgy got hepatitis and died.

The End[/spoiler]
WAT

AH THATS OK, I STILL LOVE YOU

Black Mage J

Amazing. I have to tell you how great it is, squeezing life so short.
I still think your a bit icky though.

Alice in Entropy

Quote from: Irgy on July 28, 2010, 12:45:54 AM
WAT

AH THATS OK, I STILL LOVE YOU

SO DO I.

I WOULD ASK YOU TO SLEEP WITH ME BUT YOU HAVE HEPATITIS.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Blackhook


Alice in Entropy

Quote from: Blackhook on July 28, 2010, 12:52:40 AM
...What have you been smoking/drinking ?

NOTHING. I ABSTAIN FROM VICE.

I AM A GOOD BOY.

Blackhook


irgpie

Quote from: Blackhook on July 28, 2010, 12:52:40 AM
...What have you been smoking/drinking ?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CANT YOU SEE THE BURNING LOVE BETWEEN ME AND NICK?

I'll stop caps now

Alice in Entropy

Quote from: Blackhook on July 28, 2010, 12:54:06 AM
...So you´re High from life?

YES.

Quote from: Irgy on July 28, 2010, 12:54:36 AM
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? CANT YOU SEE THE BURNING LOVE BETWEEN ME AND NICK?

I'll stop caps now

Get back in bed, you.

Blackhook

...I´m not into such things....STOP MAKING ME START MY SENTENCES WITH (...) !

Rad Lionheart


Alice in Entropy


Rad Lionheart


Blackhook