*puts Brick Launcher 3000 away* Okay, launching bricks at Ryunosuke aside, GUESS WUT, PEOPLES? MAOR UPDATEZ. First off; STOREH THING!
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"Hey, have you guys seen Magnus lately?"
The RED Teamers looked over at One of their new recruits, LazyMan, who had asked the question.
"Come to think of it, I haven't seen him in a few days." PB responded, rubbing his chin. "I think the last time he disappeared for this long was when we had him out recruiting."
Ryunosuke, the new Demoman, adjusted his glasses as he sat on a bench before he started loading his Pipe Bomb launcher. "Think he went out to pick up some of those new weapons I've heard about for us? From the looks of things, you're the only one with additional gear, PB."
"That would make sence." Night stated. "He's been eyeing that new flamethrower for the last two weeks. What was it called again....?"
The resupply door opened as Akira walked in, a crate in hand. "Hey guys, check this out!"
Akira set the crate down in the middle of the resupply. It was labeled 'Special Delivery' and had the logo of Mann Co., a famous company, on it. Night took his wrench and pried the box open, revealing new weapons that most had not seen before. Quickly sorting them out between themselves, they got aquainted with their new tools of destruction.
Quick easily gets the hang of the massive recoil from the Force-A-Nature, Akira makes practice jabs with the Killing Gloves of Boxing and helps PB try out the Dead Ringer spy watch, Lazyman adjusts his Razorback Anti-backstab shield and tries out his Huntsman longbow on a paper tagret on the wall of the resupply, and Vixy gleefully inspects her new Bludsauger, Kritzkreig, and Ubersaw. Sakura looks at a list of contents that was laying in the box and notices something very odd.
"Hey, guys, it says there was supposed to be a Backburner Flamethrower, a Flaregun, and an 'Axetinguisher' fire axe in this box." the soldier said, pointing to the items on the list.
"Maybe Magnus already took them?" Vixy suggested. PB started to say something, but an alarm went off, then a female voice said 'MISSION BEGINS IN 5 MINUTES.'
The Red teamers looked at each other, then shrugged.
"Welp, looks like we get to test out our new toys on the BLU's, now doesn't it?" Quick said, reloading her Force-A-Nature. "One of you guys go see if Magnus is in his room."
"Got it." Ryunosuke replied, trotting off to get the Pyro. A small amout of time passed as RED Team began getting into position to defend Dustbowl from an attack from BLU team. All seemed fine until two minutes before the operation was supposed to start, Ryunosuke came running up to the team, a paniced look on his face.
"Dude, what's the matter?" asked Night as he gathered some metal from his dispencer. "You look like you've seen a dead body."
"He's gone!"
The nearby members of RED team all whirled around to look at Ryuno.
"What?!" Lazyman spat, a look of terror on his face.
"Magnus is gone! His room was empty!"
RED Team looked at each other nervously. Magnus was a great asset to keep away BLU Spies with his triggy happy abuse of his flamethrower. Without him, well, they'd have to improvise a hell of a lot more to keep Spies from wreaking havoc amongst them. But they were determined, so in spite of the loss they tightened their defences to lower the odds a Spy would get through.
"MISSION BEGINS IN 5.......4.......3.......2.......1........"
The all-too-familiar siren blaired to signal the start of the mission, and right away the REDs noticed something was different then the norm from BLU team's strategy. Flares decended on RED team from the BLU gates, followed up by vollies of Rockets, Pipe Bombs, and Stickies. Night was forced to abandon his Sentry as the amount of explosives headed his way was damaging it faster then he could fix it. As he ran, he looked back then bumped into someone and fell backwards. he looked up and saw a familiar face framed with an equally familar hairstyle.
"Hey there. Need a hand?" Magnus said, all but his face obscured by the sun being directly behind him.
"Magnus! Where'd you g-" Night started, then he began to notice the color of Magnus' outfit. It blended with the shadow he cast far better then a Red suit would. "Wait....OH MY GOD!"
Night surged to his feet, knocking Magnus aside, then ran for his life. Magnus turned, a sinister grin on his face as he put on his Pyro face mask and held up his Flamethrower. "HUDDA HUDDA HUDDA!"
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GUESS WHAT, CHILDREN?!
Pyro Magnus BLU TeamBehold, Pyro Magnus! Complete with Pyro-style mask(held in left hand) AND BLU TEAM IS NOW COMPLETE! And as such,
CHECK DIS SHIZ OUT, FEWLZ. BWAHAHAHAHA!
I'll have the new RED Pyro up sooner or later, as well as a Computer-drawn version of ProtoSpy Blues so i can put him in the RED Team Collection.