Hi, Billy Mays here to tell you that....

[STM]

I'm dead.

http://www.latimes.com/news/obituaries/la-me-billy-mays29-2009jun29,0,6116879.story

He was found unresponsive in his home by his wife and he couldn't be revived. America has now lost a valuable infomercial salesman. Who will yell at us to buy products on TV now? Vince Shlomi the Scout?



...[tornado fang].

Image aside, RIP Billy. God damn, this has been a bad week for anyone considered famous in the public light. What's worse is Mays was also 50 and died in the same vague manner as Michael Jackson. No cause of death confirmed yet.

[Rock Bomb]

Someone is doing this...

[Night]

I agree, these deaths can't all be coincidences can they?

[Gaia]

Someone has hired an assasin. I know it, but this chain is suspicious. SOMEONE is killing them, it's the chef, how else how can they die from a random heart attack?

By all means, first Micheal, now Billy. Both died from a random heart attack. and both were 50. Something is odd.

[STM]

Well, a lot of the people we know as famous are getting older. It's only a matter of time until they really begin dropping like flies. In this case, this was a guy who burst on to the TV yelling at us to buy OxyClean and Easy-off Bam. He only became famous because the Internet grabbed on to his loud ways and ran with it... sort of like an American version of Barry Scott. This may be a death that hurts the Internet more than people in real life, though it's still sad nonetheless.

[Ciel]

I know I just found out too.. I was gonna make a thread about it but you guys got to it first. News sure flies fast. RIP Billy Mays.. 

[Flame]

I say the scout did it. With that sponge of his.

[Protodude]

Okay, seriously, what is going on lately?

[Blackhook]

...................Kira................ .......

[Rock Bomb]

Well, a lot of the people we know as famous are getting older. It's only a matter of time until they really begin dropping like flies. In this case, this was a guy who burst on to the TV yelling at us to buy OxyClean and Easy-off Bam. He only became famous because the Internet grabbed on to his loud ways and ran with it... sort of like an American version of Barry Scott. This may be a death that hurts the Internet more than people in real life, though it's still sad nonetheless.

At least Billy Mays images won't be mounted on the front page of Photobucket, or be mentioned on the Radio followed by one of his best songs.

[Flame]

...................Kira................ .......

[HyperSonicEXE]

DUDE, WTF?!

Waaaait a minute. 50? Wasn't MJ 50? Something's going on, here.

[Flame]

who else is 50 that we all love.
QUICKLY, THEIR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

[Fxeni]

At least Billy Mays images won't be mounted on the front page of Photobucket, or be mentioned on the Radio followed by one of his best songs.

... Or will they?

[Jericho]

WTF is going on this week? Daaaaaamn, RIP Billy.

[Harruhy]

12:25    Harruhy   guys
12:25    Harruhy   Billy Mays died?
12:25   baka   impossible he is indestructible
12:26   zteve   bill mays is dead i rad it on my local news paper
12:26   Someblackguy   ;_;
12:26   Someblackguy   WHY
12:26   baka   are you serious
12:26   baka   BILLY MAYS CANT DIE

Posted on: Today at 12:30:31 PM

Fuckin' lol'd.

[Satoryu]

this is weird. of all the emotions this could make me feel, i'm only left confused, flabbergasted, even, at how this is even possible. four important people to pop culture (some more important than others) have died in less than a week. Billy Mays said it best: "You shitting me?"

Billy will be missed.

and yes, we should start protecting all the important, older celebrities.

[Blackhook]

This year is really f**ked up: 2 famous Slovak people (actor - cancer, Writer - old age)
                                        1 famous Czech singer
                                        David Carradine
                                        That actress who´s name I forgot
                                        Michael Jackson
                                        Billy Mays (someone I hear the first time about lol)
.........I would really watch over Elton John, Madonna, George Michael, Paul McCartney etc.

[Protoman Blues]

He's promoting Angel Wings now.  RIP, you magnificent bastard!

[Flame]

This year is really f**ked up: 2 famous Slovak people (actor - cancer, Writer - old age)
                                        1 famous Czech singer
                                        David Carradine
                                        That actress who´s name I forgot
                                        Michael Jackson
                                        Billy Mays (someone I hear the first time about lol)
.........I would really watch over Elton John, Madonna, George Michael, Paul McCartney etc.

Paul... He and Ringo are the only 2 Beatles remaining...
and Jackson just died... as well as the indestructible Mays..
WE MUST PROTECT THEM!!!

[Ryo]

 

WHAT. THE. [TORNADO FANG]ING. HELL...?!

Although the police suspect no foul play, I agree that something is up. Although I never really thought that real Death Notes actually existed before, I'm having second thoughts now. If a Death Note really IS involved, there is no way to protect any other celebrities.
But why Celebrities? I'm thinking that it might be somebody is doing this outside of the country (will not say the "T" word in case of banning or some government official tracking my I.P address and arresting me). This is just too damn suspicious.

[STM]

This one is just a freak accident, likely. Still it's a bit soon to say, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is ruled as one.

[borockman]

Holy! 

Whoa, Sparky must be very shocked hearing this!

2009 is a crazy year...

[Acid]

And it's not even over!

[Girla PurpleHeart]

What the hell's going on!? Is the Grim Reaper trying to kill everyone because of our economy!? I heard rumors about this, at first it was a joke but it turns out that the news was real. Aww man, there's goes my favorite meme. T_T