The Mystery of the Forum Users - Take 4

[Irgendein]

Welcome, OniXera, enjoy your stay here at RPM, follow the rules, and all that other welcoming stuff that I can't remember..

Oh, and, it seems I forgot to answer that question when I had joined; No

[Gaia]

Also, yes. I am a bad enough dude to hit my own dick with a hammer. xD

Another Urinating Tree viewer eh? I can see there are plenty of images of hitting your own dick with a hammer out there.

You'll fit in JUUUSSSSTTTT fine.

[OniXera]

Thanks for the welcome.

And when I hit my dick with said hammer, said hammer shatters. 

[Flame]

Heya. Nice to see you again. I hope you do stick around even outside of the discussion in question.

[Sky]

hi i'm piano

i don't talk a whole lot

[Nekomata]

they always come back.

[Flame]

hi i'm piano

i don't talk a whole lot

Nice to see you again. Glad your back.

[Police Girl]

hi i'm piano

i don't talk a whole lot

Well, this is surprising... at least I'll see more snide/humorous remarks in the boards lol.

[Flame]

Yeah. I was kinda missing that.

[MaxTrigger]

Yello! My name's Max, annnd I kinda  just felt like joining. ._.

[Protoman Blues]

Welcome to the party, Max.  Enjoy your stay with us!  There's food in the Fan Creations topic.

[Dr. Wily II]

Well, enjoy your stay with us.
And to all that joined recently as well, new and old.

[Sniper X]

Yello! My name's Max, annnd I kinda  just felt like joining. ._.

Aw, that's ok. ^^
Welcome to RPM, Max! Follow the rules and enjoy your stay.

[MaxTrigger]

Thanks guys! I'll do my best to contribute one way or another.. .somehow. 

[Black Mage J]

Welcome Max, just remember, I rule the Praise the above poster topic, now and forever all hail my godlike rule! *ahem* Enjoy your stay here.

[Stainless]

I don't talk about what I usually do in my spare time, but I feel like I should point out some ways that technology has changed my life. For example, because of technology I woke up with a very sore right arm after an evening of playing with myself. There's been a lot of news about how dangerous it is and how you can injure yourself, but ultimately I think it's something that you have to find out on your own. I should point out that when I bought the Wii I wasn't exactly a virgin; I played with myself before.

The problem was that in the past that experience hasn't been very satisfying. It involved handling this weird-looking object with buttons hidden in strange places. To play all you do is move your fingers a little bit, maybe your thumb. The whole experience was, pardon the expression but, girlie.

My Wii is different; you don't need a manual. You just grab it and instinctively know what to do with it. Instead of just responding to the motion of my fingers, there's something inside my Wii that actually responds to the motion of my hand. When I move my hand back and forth or even twist it, my Wii responds and a signal comes out. That signal shoots all the way across the room and hits this sensor. When you play the Wii, you actually move around and your on-screen character does the same thing.

Some of the games that come with it are a little bit lame like tennis. It's OK, but I hear they're working on a controller that looks just like a racket, and there'll be this ball-like thing that you can hit and it will actually respond and move in the other direction. Man, that'd be cool.

But if you really want to enjoy the Wii, you have to buy some of the more advanced games. Here's a few that I recommend. My favorite is one called "Don't Wake Up the Bees".

"Zero bees awake! Great Job!"

Although I have to say that I'm getting pretty hooked on a game called "Hospital", especially the sponge bath the in-patient mode.

"Mrs. Hamilton is still dirty!"

"Business Lunch 2: Shaking Hands" is OK, but if you want a real challenge try "Farm Boy", especially the training mode where you have to inseminate a cow.

"You missed! Try again!"


Oh yeah, and if one of you runs a magazine or a blog about videogames, you should totally hire me as a critic. I accept payment in gazebo

[Flame]

So, uh... Hi.

[Police Girl]

I want to see what his reply to Neko's Question to all newbs is....

[Nekomata]

I want to see what his reply to Neko's Question to all newbs is....

that [parasitic bomb] got old the second time i posted it.

[Stainless]

see this face

this is my disppointment face

people get my hopes up about a mysterious question and i am left hanging

[Nekomata]

it's on the first page, you'll know it when you see it. >.>

[Stainless]

ALL new users must answer this.
NO exceptions.

[megaman24681012]

  *stares at comments* Ookay, this was exactly why I didn't want to go to this topic, anywho:
I am the Megaman followed by a cr*p load of numbers that only I would care about!  to be truthful, it took me a week until I decided to officially introduce myself, and 2 days to finally find the actual topic! 

I'm a total retard to instructions, so I didn't bother reading them; I wouldn't be surprised if my mere presence leads this topic to being locked, after all, I got 3 of my topics locked... all the reasons not directly involving me. 
Oh, and I have no idea how to use the censor system, so instead, * becomes my best friend here.  enough of that...

I am a lustful fanboy when it comes to Aile. don't say anything,  she is HOT! 
I am a crazy Mega fan, especially MMZ and MMZX.
I'm aspiring to be a manga, anime artist and animator.
In real life I'm a social reject, I have no girlfriend, few friends, ain't good with girls (which is odd, considering I'm very good at talking to them )
I think my parents hate me, don't know why...
I'm also an avid anime/manga fan and hardcore video gamer.

   

[Flame]

Ease up on the emotes. Seriously.

[megaman24681012]

sorry, setting aside that, anything else?